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The
Dysfunctional Section of a Hallmark Store...
Greeting Cards
I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone
to love.
And now that you\'ve come into my life...
(Inside card) - I\'ve changed my mind.
I
must admit, you brought religion into my life...
(Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met you.
As the days go by, I think how lucky I am....
(Inside card) - That you\'re not here to ruin it for me.
Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go....
(Inside card) - Will you take the knife from my back?
You\'ll probably need it again.
Someday I hope to marry...
(Inside card) - Someone other than you.
Happy Birthday! You look great for your age....
(Inside card) - Almost lifelike!
When we were
together, you said you\'d die for me...
(Inside card) - Now we\'ve broken up, I think it\'s time to keep your
promise.
We\'ve been friends for a very long time...
(Inside card) - What do you say we stop?
I\'m so miserable without you...
(Inside card) - It\'s almost like you\'re still here.
Congratulations on your new bundle of joy....
(Inside card) - Did you ever find out who the father was?
You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket...
(Inside card)
- I\'d miss you terribly and think of you often.
Your friends and I wanted to do something special for
your birthday...
(Inside card) - So we\'re having you put to sleep.
Happy Birthday, Uncle
Dad!
(Available only in Alabama, Mississippi, Tennessee and Arkansas)
Looking back over the years we\'ve
been together, I can\'t help but wonder...
(Inside card) - What was I thinking?
Congratulations on
your wedding day!...
(Inside card) - Too bad no one likes your husband.
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