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    Dysfunctional Section of a Hallmark Store...

    Greeting Cards

    I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone

    to love.

    And now that you\'ve come into my life...

    (Inside card) - I\'ve changed my mind.


    must admit, you brought religion into my life...

    (Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met you.

    As the days go by, I think how lucky I am....
    (Inside card) - That you\'re not here to ruin it for me.

    Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go....
    (Inside card) - Will you take the knife from my back?

    You\'ll probably need it again.

    Someday I hope to marry...
    (Inside card) - Someone other than you.

    Happy Birthday! You look great for your age....
    (Inside card) - Almost lifelike!

    When we were

    together, you said you\'d die for me...
    (Inside card) - Now we\'ve broken up, I think it\'s time to keep your


    We\'ve been friends for a very long time...
    (Inside card) - What do you say we stop?

    I\'m so miserable without you...
    (Inside card) - It\'s almost like you\'re still here.

    Congratulations on your new bundle of joy....
    (Inside card) - Did you ever find out who the father was?

    You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket...

    (Inside card)

    - I\'d miss you terribly and think of you often.

    Your friends and I wanted to do something special for

    your birthday...

    (Inside card) - So we\'re having you put to sleep.

    Happy Birthday, Uncle

    (Available only in Alabama, Mississippi, Tennessee and Arkansas)

    Looking back over the years we\'ve

    been together, I can\'t help but wonder...

    (Inside card) - What was I thinking?

    Congratulations on

    your wedding day!...
    (Inside card) - Too bad no one likes your husband.

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    These are

    great [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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