C'est moi.. From last year.

[Icarus]

Goodness,

look at the hair. And the angry facial expression.

Also, my nose looks huge.

I\'m not

Roman.


Steve

P.S. Also note the weird angle the crappy TV in the background is at.

P.P.S.

I may get rid of this pic actually.

[franki]

Why

were you angry?

[Icarus]

I

don\'t remember. Perhaps I was trying to grow wrinkles. So I could buy beer.

Steve

[Sexyredhead]

He\'s gorgeous. He\'s funny. And he\'s so good in bed that women simply fall asleep after.

But

unfortunately his name is Steve. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

Geez. There\'s gotta be

something out there better than this guy! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[Icarus]

Call

me Malcolm.

[Sexyredhead]

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Call me Malcolm.

<hr /></blockquote><font

class=\"post\">

Nah. There must be something about you that\'s not perfect, and meager though it is, I have

latched onto your name. Otherwise I would pine for you endlessly and we\'d end up in a messy stalker situation.



I\'m really saving us both lots of pain and heartache. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

[Icarus]

A

restraining order is just another way of saying \'I love you\'

[CptKipling]

I

think you should grow Wolverine side burns, that would help.

[Icarus]

Help

me scare the children?

[franki]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
He\'s gorgeous. He\'s funny. And he\'s so

good in bed that women simply fall asleep after.



<hr /></blockquote><font

class=\"post\">

Maybe he is a small guy.. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] How tall are you Steve?

[Icarus]

5 foot

11.

I missed out on the 6 foot thing. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

Always the

bridesmaid.

Steve

[Elana]

I would

pay you for sex

[franki]

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[CptKipling]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Help me scare the children?

<hr

/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

You look a bit like

a friend of mine who grew them for a laugh, and the shadow on your face looks a bit like that.

[franki]

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[Icarus]

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I would pay you for sex

<hr

/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

And I would accept money for sex. Does that make me a whore?

Cheques

are ok, but cash is preferred.

Steve

[Elana]

No, I

think she is taller. I am 5\'4\"

Even if Ssssssst had a personality like Tounge, I would still do him

[franki]

Post deleted by franki

[Icarus]

Accolades indeed. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

You\'ve not seen the \'phantom of the

opera\' style disfigurement on the other side of my face.

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Steve

[Elana]

I have

never once said that I was 5\'5\"

I would even be willing to share Ssssssst with my friends, but I would need

a few weeks before I was ready to share. I am thrilled that only I have the key to the dungeon.

Note to the

ladies....he is into martial arts too....think body

[Elana]

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You\'ve not seen the \'phantom of the

opera\' style disfigurement on the other side of my face.

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

I am

really sorry about that. I shouldn\'t have burned you with that torch, but I couldn\'t believe you attempted to

drink from my glass.

[Sexyredhead]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
I have never once said that I was 5\'5\"

I

would even be willing to share Ssssssst with my friends, but I would need a few weeks before I was ready to share. I

am thrilled that only I have the key to the dungeon.

Note to the ladies....he is into martial arts too....think

body

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

I\'m 5\'4\". And if Elana was gonna treat, I would be

willing to share. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] I used to date a guy who was into martial arts.

That\'s all kinds of bonus points. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

[Elana]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
</font><blockquote><font

class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
I have never once said that I was 5\'5\"

I would even be willing to

share Ssssssst with my friends, but I would need a few weeks before I was ready to share. I am thrilled that only I

have the key to the dungeon.

Note to the ladies....he is into martial arts too....think body

<hr

/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

I\'m 5\'4\". And if Elana was gonna treat, I would be willing to

share. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] I used to date a guy who was into martial arts. That\'s

all kinds of bonus points. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

<hr /></blockquote><font

class=\"post\">

I never knew you were mini too. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

I\'ll

share.....you have to bring the ice, bic pens and powdered sugar.

[Icarus]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
I couldn\'t believe you attempted to drink from

my glass.

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

I was thirsty. There\'s only so much cotten-wool

that a man can have stuffed into his mouth.

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />


That\'s all kinds of bonus points.

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

I also like children and

enjoy shopping for soft furnishings.

Steve

[Sexyredhead]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
</font><blockquote><font

class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
I have never

once said that I was 5\'5\"

I would even be willing to share Ssssssst with my friends, but I would need a few

weeks before I was ready to share. I am thrilled that only I have the key to the dungeon.

Note to the

ladies....he is into martial arts too....think body

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

I\'m

5\'4\". And if Elana was gonna treat, I would be willing to share.

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] I used to date a guy who was into martial arts. That\'s all

kinds of bonus points. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

<hr /></blockquote><font

class=\"post\">

I never knew you were mini too. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

I\'ll

share.....you have to bring the ice, bic pens and powdered sugar.

<hr /></blockquote><font

class=\"post\">

&lt;sigh&gt; If only I could have read Franki\'s part of the conversation, but apparently

he\'s playing \'Mission Impossible\' with his replies today.

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

Yes, I\'m a mini too. All men are tall to me. lol Therefore

5\'11\" is the perfect height. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

What color ink? Do we get to

play connect the dots? That\'s my favorite game! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[franki]

What I

said was that you are 5´4\" and that Icarus has the perfect height for you.

No joke!! It\'s true. Ask Elana!

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[Elana]

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What color ink?

<hr /></blockquote><font

class=\"post\">

bring the whole set. We can play connect the dots after you play Tattoo parlor

[Icarus]

A

flaming skull with a knife in it\'s teeth would rock.

I assume BBB would approve.

Steve

[Sexyredhead]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
A flaming skull with a knife in it\'s teeth would

rock.

I assume BBB would approve.

Steve

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

I\'m sure

he\'d approve, but with Elana and me you\'ll probably end up with flowers and bees and hot guys.

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] Then again, BB would probably approve of that too.

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[Elana]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
but with Elana and me you\'ll probably end up with

flowers and bees and hot guys.

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\"> Speak for yourself Ms. Pretty pony,

Strawberry shortcake chick. The sculls would be more my style. Skulls with cheese squished into the eye holes.