I'm not even sure if this counts.

[Icarus]

but

here it is

anyhow.

Enjoy.

Steve

[CptKipling]

Sure it counts!

But I had to stop after I read this, it having caused a certain degree of

nausea:

\"The Mung
Obtain a female that has been dead for 2-3 days (the time period since death is important).

Then place your mouth just outside her vaginal opening. Have a friend jump on her stomach, and try to catch as much

stuff that comes out as you can in your mouth.\"

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[CJ01]

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\"The Mung
Obtain a female that has been dead for

2-3 days (the time period since death is important). Then place your mouth just outside her vaginal opening. Have a

friend jump on her stomach, and try to catch as much stuff that comes out as you can in your mouth.\"






<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\"> cheers, I GOTTA try that next time I see a chick in a morgue!


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[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img] UGH ! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

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[apple]

i

stopped long before that, man im gonna hurl

[Pancho1188]

If anyone wants to help me gain \"Rear Admiral\" status, I would be happy to accept.

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[CJ01]

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Beer Dick
This is what most guys get after a good

night of drinking. They tend to [censored] anything with a pussy while experiencing beer dick.



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/></blockquote><font class=\"post\"> So for a woman it must be `a beer vag´??

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/>
If anyone wants to help me gain \"Rear Admiral\" status, I would be happy to accept.

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/></blockquote><font class=\"post\"> don´t think so mate [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

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[Elana]

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If anyone wants to help me gain \"Rear Admiral\"

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class=\"post\">

BigBear wants to try it with you