Words women use

[tallmacky]

I\'m not sure if

this was already posted or not, I found it at another forum. It\'s very true eh? Especially that I have heard each

of those words from a certain someone here *cough* *cough*. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] Yep

follow them or break them and make them like/hate ya\' more?

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Study this and know it!

FINE

This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they

are right and you need to shut up. Never use \"fine\" to describe how a woman looks this will cause you to have

one of those arguments.

FIVE MINUTES

This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that

your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it\'s an even trade.

NOTHING



This means \"something\", and you should be on your toes. \"Nothing\" is usually used to describe the

feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. \'Nothing\" usually signifies

an
argument that will last \"Five Minutes\" and end with \'Fine\'.

GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows)



This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over \"Nothing\" and will end with the word

\"Fine\".

GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows)

This means \"I give up\" or \"do what you want because I

don\'t care\" You will get a \"Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead\" in just a few minutes, followed by Nothing\" and

\"Fine\" and she will talk to you in about \"Five Minutes\" when she cools off.

LOUD SIGH

This

is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A \"Loud Sigh\" means she thinks

you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over

\"Nothing\".

SOFT SIGH

Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. \"Soft Sighs\" mean that

she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content.

THAT\'S OKAY



This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. \"That\'s Okay\" means that

she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. \"That\'s Okay\"

is often used with the word \"Fine\" and in conjunction with a \"Raised Eyebrow.

GO AHEAD.

At

some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.

PLEASE DO

This is not

a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for

doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful
and you

shouldn\'t get a \"That\'s Okay.\"

THANKS

A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say

you\'re welcome.

THANKS A LOT

This is much different from \"Thanks.\" A woman will say,

\"Thanks A Lot\" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous

way, and will be followed by the \"Loud Sigh.\" Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the \"Loud Sigh,\" as

she will only tell you \"Nothing.\"

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[Sexyredhead]

I\'d say that

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[Sagacious1420]

Yeah I think

it\'s been posted before but well worth a repeat. Both humorous and accurate.

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[Elana]

I don\'t know what

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[Sexyredhead]

&lt;long

sigh&gt; Fine.



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[Elana]

THANKS A LOT, SRH

[franki]

Go Ahead. (normal

eyebrows)
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[Sexyredhead]

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THANKS A LOT, SRH

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Fine. That\'s ok. You just go ahead.

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[Elana]

&lt;soft sigh&gt; Fine

[Sagacious1420]

What\'s

wrong ladies?

[Sexyredhead]

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[franki]

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What\'s wrong ladies?

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NOTHING! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

[Elana]

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What\'s wrong ladies?

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NOTHING! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

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Just because you have huge boobies, doesn\'t mean you are a lady.

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[franki]

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