Good Pickup lines when walking the streets

[Phantom]

Anyone know any good pickup lines I can use to pick up women while walking through my block... ect?

like something that would catch there eye if they\'re in a rush or just walking the other direction on a sidewalk.

I\'ve been using 2 sprays of TE/m, and i\'ll say something like \"what up ma\'\", or \"whats good\" (NYC,

gotta represent [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]). That seems to work sometimes, other girls are

snotty, just ignore me or tell me to F* off [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img].

I just wanna

get laid [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img], this

is my first time hitting the streets for girls.

[CJ01]

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other girls are snotty, just ignore me or tell me

to F* off .


<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\"> and that surprises you? Nothing worse than some guy

doing lines at you on the street ! I´m a pro at fending such gits off !

[CJ01]

PS, hey, where have you been? [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[Phantom]

Actually I made a vow to not use my computer, TV ect... for a few months. As it was becoming a

addiction (ever see the movie fight club), after 2 weeks i did\'nt miss them at all. Thats where all this walking

the streets came into play, i\'ve been alot more social than just being stuck to the \'puter.

Some girls

don\'t mind when I holla at them [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img], there has to be a better way...., i\'ll be hitting a local

library and a old block i used to hang out at. I got my cousin as backup, but I havent seen him approach not even

one woman. I do it because it builds confidence, I fear not no woman.

[Sagacious1420]

First you should say \"Yo beeotch, I\'m the Renegade (aka Lorenzo Lamas) and I only F*ck the finest

beeotches in the world, the rest are for those lamea$$ mofos on the L-S forum!\" That should do the trick.

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

If that doesn\'t work then follow up w/ \"I don\'t mix

up sheeite, I\'m a standalone muthaf*cka\". That should reel them in like crazy.

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Btw, are we really supposed to believe this...\"this is my

first time hitting the streets for girls\". [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

Just for the

record, I never noticed any snotty chicks or one\'s w/ attitude the whole time I lived in NYC.

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[Phantom]

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First you should say \"Yo beeotch,

I\'m the Renegade (aka Lorenzo Lamas) and I only F*ck the finest beeotches in the world, the rest are for those

lamea$$ mofos on the L-S forum!\" That should do the trick. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

If

that doesn\'t work then follow up w/ \"I don\'t mix up sheeite, I\'m a standalone muthaf*cka\". That should

reel them in like crazy. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Btw, are we really supposed to

believe this...\"this is my first time hitting the streets for girls\".

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

Just for the record, I never noticed any snotty chicks

or one\'s w/ attitude the whole time I lived in NYC. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]







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Good ones, I will also remember to bring my boombox, and play

\"Jayz\'s Big Pimpin\" in a endless loop.

[bjf]

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Just for the record, I never

noticed any snotty chicks or one\'s w/ attitude the whole time I lived in NYC.

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]





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Oh

come on now, they\'re all such angels [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img].

[EXIT63]

You wanna pick up chicks on the streets of NYC?

This is a 100% solid sure fire way.

Listen

closely.

It really works.

Ready?

Okay, here it is?

Are you sure you\'re ready for this?

It\'s a

good one.

Okay,

Get yourself an Old English Sheepdog.

Guaranteed Chick Magnets!!!!!

[Skyy]

Pickup lines are so 10 years ago

[OCP]

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First you should say \"Yo beeotch,

I\'m the Renegade (aka Lorenzo Lamas) and I only F*ck the finest beeotches in the world, the rest are for those

lamea$$ mofos on the L-S forum!\" That should do the trick. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

If

that doesn\'t work then follow up w/ \"I don\'t mix up sheeite, I\'m a standalone muthaf*cka\". That should

reel them in like crazy. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Btw, are we really supposed to believe

this...\"this is my first time hitting the streets for girls\".

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

Just for the record, I never noticed any snotty chicks

or one\'s w/ attitude the whole time I lived in NYC. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]







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ROFL [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[OCP]

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You wanna pick up chicks on the streets

of NYC?

This is a 100% solid sure fire way.

Listen closely.

It really works.

Ready?

Okay, here it

is?

Are you sure you\'re ready for this?

It\'s a good one.

Okay,

Get yourself an Old English

Sheepdog.

Guaranteed Chick Magnets!!!!!



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Animals and

little kids are guareenteed conversation starters! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

[Sagacious1420]

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First you should say \"Yo beeotch, I\'m the Renegade (aka Lorenzo Lamas)

and I only F*ck the finest beeotches in the world, the rest are for those lamea$$ mofos on the L-S forum!\" That

should do the trick. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

If that doesn\'t work then follow up w/

\"I don\'t mix up sheeite, I\'m a standalone muthaf*cka\". That should reel them in like crazy.

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Btw, are we really supposed to believe this...\"this is my

first time hitting the streets for girls\". [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

Just for the

record, I never noticed any snotty chicks or one\'s w/ attitude the whole time I lived in NYC.

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]





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ROFL [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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class=\"post\">Hey, I couldn\'t resist. It\'s all good clean fun.

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[Mtnjim]

How about \"Hi, my name is Phantom\"? [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

[Phantom]

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How about \"Hi, my name is Phantom\"?

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\"> It does\'nt work

when they\'re literaly walking in another direction (these chicks are quick

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]). By the time I would say \"Hi, my name.... she would be gone. I

tried the \"hey wait, do i know you from somewhere\" line. It worked pretty well. I need others that would stop

them in there tracks. The only possible way of saying \"Hi, my name is Phantom\" is by running the other direction

to catch up with her (which looks desperate in itself, and kind of weird), saying stop, and then the line (\"Hi, my

name is Phantom\").

[Mtnjim]

OOOOOK, then how about you pull out a .38 snubnose, shove it in her face and shout \"freeze

mother&amp;^&amp;*? [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Seriously, there is the way you make the

approach *before* you say \"hi\". You need to physically get her attention Perhaps by holding up a hand almost in

a \"stop\" motion and saying \"Excuse me\" then \"Hi...\" Just be careful not to give off the \"I\'m about

to attack you\" vibe. SMILE!

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How about \"Hi, my name is Phantom\"?

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\"> It does\'nt work

when they\'re literaly walking in another direction (these chicks are quick

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]). By the time I would say \"Hi, my name.... she would be gone. I

tried the \"hey wait, do i know you from somewhere\" line. It worked pretty well. I need others that would stop

them in there tracks. The only possible way of saying \"Hi, my name is Phantom\" is by running the other direction

to catch up with her (which looks desperate in itself, and kind of weird), saying stop, and then the line (\"Hi, my

name is Phantom\").

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[Gossamer_2701]

How about...\'Hey, did you just drop this money\'

Everybody stops for money

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] She just might

be pissed off when there isn\'t any [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

[DrSmellThis]

Man to man: People like to pretend they are victims, especially when they are reinforced by society for

doing so. It\'s easier than responsibility.

While it\'s easy to get into into risky situations on a

street, be you man or woman, there are also reasonably safe situations in neighborhoods and streets. Women walking

down the street who get greeted in a positive manner by men who are sincerely interested, good people often treat

them like rapists, or like they just puked on themselves. That\'s everyday life as a man. It\'s happened maybe

thousands of times to me, for example. The sometimes exquisite pain of such moments never goes away, for those who

choose to remain sensitive to other humans. I prepare myself for it, and it\'s over quickly most of the time. But

these insensitive victims are not who you want. Think of all the ways they\'d play victim when you were sleeping

with them and already \"half guilty of rape\"! (You\'re \"getting it\" while they\'re

\"giving it up,\" right??) [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] Saying \"Hi\" with

integrity is a good way to weed them out. Just say \"wheat\" or \"chaff\" to yourself afterwards.

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

Regarding my further advice for such situations, think

about this: The responsibility is not on you to come up with a pickup line! The victims want all the responsibility

to be yours, of course. Why take up others\' responsibility for them, making it easier for them to play victim? If

I say \"Hi\" I\'ve pulled more than my weight in the \"relationship.\" I\'ve given them a gift of

friendliness, appreciation, and positiveness. It\'s the other person\'s responsibility to respond in an

appreciative manner at that point. They have no reason to expect any entertainment from you, since they have given

you nothing! If they blow it; if they are, say, ruling out chance meetings in public as a way to meet aquaintances,

that is their creation. Knowing things like this is a part of confidence. The sophisticated approach, adopted by my

friend Jason, is to learn to recognize numerous signs of potential \"would-be victims\" before investing any of

yourself in a greeting or even eye contact or a smile. But that\'s a long discussion, so for now just try using

your NY street instincts.

[Mtnjim]

Ya, what he said (much better than I)!!!

[DZorro]

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How about \"Hi, my name is Phantom\"?

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\"> It does\'nt work

when they\'re literaly walking in another direction (these chicks are quick

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]). By the time I would say \"Hi, my name.... she would be gone. I

tried the \"hey wait, do i know you from somewhere\" line. It worked pretty well. I need others that would stop

them in there tracks. The only possible way of saying \"Hi, my name is Phantom\" is by running the other direction

to catch up with her (which looks desperate in itself, and kind of weird), saying stop, and then the line (\"Hi, my

name is Phantom\").

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Just jump infront of them and say stop

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] and then say something like if i didn\'t stop you now we would

never have had this chance to meet , and see how they react and then introduce yourself.


DZorro,

[DCW]

Try throwing a bunch of dollar bills on the street (the bigger the better) and tell her if she helps

you pick them up she can keep what she has. While she bending over engage her in conversation while sneeking a peek

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img].

You can\'t buy good advise like this.

DCW

[DCW]

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How about

\"Hi, my name is Phantom\"? [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

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class=\"post\"> It does\'nt work when they\'re literaly walking in another direction (these chicks are quick

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]). By the time I would say \"Hi, my name.... she would be gone. I

tried the \"hey wait, do i know you from somewhere\" line. It worked pretty well. I need others that would stop

them in there tracks. The only possible way of saying \"Hi, my name is Phantom\" is by running the other direction

to catch up with her (which looks desperate in itself, and kind of weird), saying stop, and then the line (\"Hi, my

name is Phantom\").

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Just jump infront of them and say stop

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] and then say something like if i didn\'t stop you now we would

never have had this chance to meet , and see how they react and then introduce yourself.

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DZorro,

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Try jumping

in front of them with a 45 caliber pistol then while smiling ask her if she know where the closest bank is and if

she would be interested in a trip to an exotic location like Mexico (all expense paid).
I gurantee you\'ll get a

reaction. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

DCW

[Elana]

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Try jumping in front of them with a

45 caliber pistol then while smiling ask her if she know where the closest bank is and if she would be interested in

a trip to an exotic location like Mexico (all expense paid).
I gurantee you\'ll get a reaction.

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FABULOUS!!!! I know that would get my attention. Phantom...try that

one. An Uzi would be even sexier

[DrSmellThis]

Elana approves. So be careful of that one.

[bundyburger]

Wow. NYC has a lot of beautiful and horny women.

We wants to stay but they stoles it from us.

We wants it and must finds a way to gets it back. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif[/img]

[bundyburger]

Great picks up line that bys the way.

While on all fours, stop them in their tracks and while

staring at their breasts say \"We wants it. We must finds a way to gets it

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif[/img] \"

Hasn\'t worked for me yet, but my teeth have been to clean

while smiling at them. Need to experiment more. Must not give up. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[apple]

the best pickup line is saying \"HI\" its the only one ive ever taken seriously!

then you need a

good follow up, like whats your name, or my name is \"...\" or how are you? simple, yet it works! if they give

weird reactions, they have issues and move on, if they smile and answer you then DING DING your foot is in the door

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] just my opinion tho

[MOBLEYC57]

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the best pickup line is saying \"HI\"

its the only one ive ever taken seriously!

then you need a good follow up, like whats your name, or my name is

\"...\" or how are you? simple, yet it works! if they give weird reactions, they have issues and move on, if they

smile and answer you then DING DING your foot is in the door [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] just

my opinion tho

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POOOOW!

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img] Zee Appleofmyeyes, with real and fer t\'wue...knowhow!

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img] Zee woman has spoken...t\'would be good to write down her notes!

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

[bundyburger]

Apple\'s spot on.
Unless a truely spontaneous fun thing to say makes itself obvious, I\'ve

settled on \"Hi\" etc and kept a bit of mystery about myself. Nothing rehearsed.

Another must be said about

this whole idea. For me, I wouldn\'t stop a girl down the street unless she REALLY flicked a switch in me. I give

plenty of \"Hi\"s and \"G\'day\"s when nice eye contact is made, but just walk on without pause. Plenty of

fish. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[Icarus]

My advice would be to not try and pickup random women on the street.

Most people aren\'t

just randomly walking the streets hoping that someone will talk to them. They usually have somewhere they are

heading or are already late for (\'specially in NY)

.......But, that advice is not what you\'re asking

for.

Balls to it, ask them to take you and your cousins picture, then you have a captive audience.

Steve

(I

still think it\'s a bad call, though)

[bundyburger]

OH. Just remembered!

One thing I DO remember about New York when I was there! A hot chick

verbally bashing a guy who tried to come up to her on the street.
She was full-on ripping into him for coming up

to her just because she was beautiful. She went on and on about looks, personality, etc. Felt sorry for the guy. Put

his balls on the line and got them chopped in public.

So Phantom, dude, you might be asking for it with some

chix. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]