Originally Posted by
MOBLEYC57
Awwwwwwh Franki!
You missed being Valentineee by one single day,
Someone sent me a private email, stating you\'re not gay,
How does it feel, to have survived another year?
Please be careful if you endulge in...room temperature beer,
Smear on some nol, dab on some PI,
Find that special someone, and give her the EYE!
Once she spots that
bulging knot that lurks in your pants and decides to give in,
Just smile and wink, and give her the \"I know what
you\'re thinking\" Naughty Franki\'s grin,
Tell\'er it\'s your Birthday, ask her to dance,
You\'ll
know it\'s a hit, if she keeps eyeing your pants,
Once you get her home, and the champange top pops,
Sneak
into the bathroom, and from your briefs...remove that sock,
Cut down the lights, so she won\'t notice how
your bulge in your pants has shrunk,
When she ask for the big banana she spotted, just say \"You must be
drunk,\"
Enjoy your Birthday, Mister Franki, come back and share your hits,
Cause you know we all wanna know
the what, where, who, and hows...of the Franki\'s Birthday Mix!
Got some beer I can borrow?
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