FRANKI! IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Pancho1188]

I don\'t know what you\'re talking about, Mobley, the man must be gay...
At

least that\'s what I thought so I sent him a male stripper for his birthday!!!

Just kidding!

Happy Birthday,

Franki.......just ignore the stripping telegram I sent.....I\'ll have him redirected to SRH\'s house for a late

b-day surprise!

[tallmacky]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I\'ve come late.

Still though Pappy Happy Birthday Franki,

and I really do mean that! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Oh yeah you want pretty colors

right?

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[Elana]

Hey! No Fair. Why does Franki\'s name look so much better than mine?

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[franki]

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Why does Franki\'s name look so much

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because it\'s my birthday [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

[Elana]

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Why does Franki\'s name look so much better than mine?

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because it\'s

my birthday [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

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But I have bigger boobs

[franki]

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(pretty decent guy too)





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Thanks! That\'s what I do it all for.

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[tallmacky]

Yes it is your birthday. You big sweet birthday boy you!!! Ahhhh days gone by and

more to come or should we say cum you dirty bad boy. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Ahhhhh....but I find it hard to ignore the power of the

Eitties....brain retardation setting in....Elana, under the Eittie control the signature was changed...all purplely.

[Elana]

&lt;sniff, sniff&gt; much better, thank you [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[DrSmellThis]

May you take your unmoderation to extremes today!!!!

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I agree with Bruce\'s good guy statement, too.

[OCP]

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Franki\'s name look so much better than mine? [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

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because it\'s my birthday

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But I have

bigger boobs

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And that is why I will always like you better than

Franki (nothing personal Franki) [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[Elana]

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Why does Franki\'s name look so much better

than mine? [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

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because it\'s my birthday [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

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But I have bigger boobs

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And that is why I will always like you better than Franki (nothing personal Franki)

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[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] HA! Take that, birthday boy!!!

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[apple]

happy bday! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[Skyy]

Happy Birthday!

\"Skyy gives Franki a personal lap dance\"

[franki]

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\"Skyy gives Franki a personal lap

dance\"

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hmmm, not exactly what i was waiting for, but thanks

anyway! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[CJ01]

I´ll be happy to play substitute for you in this case

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[Icarus]

Have any of you seen both to make a comparison?

Franki\'s massive gazungas are

world-reknowned.

Steve

P.S. But size isn\'t everything. (as those in the Sexual Health thread keep telling

us)

[franki]

I have a nice chest, from working out in the gym, but it is nothing compared to Elana.

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[CJ01]

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P.S. But size isn\'t everything.

(as those in the Sexual Health thread keep telling us)



<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\"> nothing to

do with me [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]



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I have a nice chest, from working out in the gym,

but it is nothing compared to Elana.

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\"> don´t want elanas chest, it´s

too wobbly [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] how bout your legs tho? yum yum

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[CptKipling]

Franki has great boobs!

Oh, and Happy Birthday!

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[franki]

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Franki has great boobs!



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Check Them out here!

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[tallmacky]

Franki I can give you some more boobies if you want!

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[tallmacky]

You may want to sue your plastic surgeon for this f\'d up job.

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boob

job

[Elana]

Wow Franki...jiggly boobies [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[tallmacky]

Shake them tatties Franki! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]



Shake them!

[franki]

Oh, boy.... [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img]

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Phantom]

It was my birthday feb 15 too, [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img].... me and franki are

twins, duh [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[CptKipling]

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You may want to sue

your plastic surgeon for this f\'d up job. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]




boob job




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Check out the nipples on that bad boy!

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[Elana]

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You may want to sue your plastic surgeon for this f\'d up job.

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]


boob

job




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Check out the nipples on that bad boy!



[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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pancakes anyone?

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[OCP]

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You may want

to sue your plastic surgeon for this f\'d up job. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]




boob job




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class=\"post\">

Check out the nipples on that bad boy!

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]



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pancakes anyone? [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]



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Damn! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img]

[franki]

Awwwwwwh Franki!

You missed being Valentineee by one single day,
Someone sent me a private email, stating you\'re not gay,



How does it feel, to have survived another year?
Please be careful if you endulge in...room temperature beer,



Smear on some nol, dab on some PI,
Find that special someone, and give her the EYE!

Once she spots that

bulging knot that lurks in your pants and decides to give in,
Just smile and wink, and give her the \"I know what

you\'re thinking\" Naughty Franki\'s grin,

Tell\'er it\'s your Birthday, ask her to dance,
You\'ll

know it\'s a hit, if she keeps eyeing your pants,

Once you get her home, and the champange top pops,
Sneak

into the bathroom, and from your briefs...remove that sock,

Cut down the lights, so she won\'t notice how

your bulge in your pants has shrunk,
When she ask for the big banana she spotted, just say \"You must be

drunk,\"

Enjoy your Birthday, Mister Franki, come back and share your hits,
Cause you know we all wanna know

the what, where, who, and hows...of the Franki\'s Birthday Mix!

Got some beer I can borrow?

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Wow, thank you for the birthday poem, Mobley!