The Longest Thread Ever!!! (Story Thread)

[Elana]

he waned the dead corpse of Mr. Rogers that was kept in the basement of the house

[CptKipling]

and his collection of singing potatoes he was after. Swooping in, he grabbed Pancho, who at this point

was a mass of flailing limbs, and...

[CptKipling]

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[franki]

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[EXIT63]

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Pancho began rapping his love-rap he had written the night before for Bigbear.

[BigBear]

And hun, BigBear was one happy Bear! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

[Elana]

he ran over to Pancho and wrapped his arms around Pancho\'s waist and said

[CptKipling]

\"Hun, don\'t talk, just dance for me.\"

[Pancho1188]

Pancho then showed his \"Lord of the Dance\" skills with Kari (who just happened to show up at that

exact moment for the dancing number), but he accidentally ripped off the top of her dress at the exact time he said

the words, \"Pancho\'s cool, Kari\'s hot...Pancho\'s gonna take it off!\"

[EXIT63]

Then Bigbear grabbed Pancho out of Kari\'s arms, through him over his shoulder, jumped on his harley

and sped away.

[BigBear]

And Exit63 read BigBear\'s mind! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

[OCP]

His fate was sealed.

[EXIT63]

Back to Bigbears LoveShack they went. Who knows what pain and delight is in store for Pancho? Only

Bigbear knows! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

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[Pancho1188]

All Pancho could hope for was that the saying is true: \"It\'s all the same if you just close your

eyes,\" and at least he had that mental picture of Kari topless to cling to...thank God for \"wardrobe

malfunctions\"...

[Elana]

but Pancho\'s mind couldn\'t stop wandering to thoughts of Cptkipling oiling his buff chest at the

beach with the sun glistening down on his warm flesh

[bundyburger]

...and quickly developed a raging hard-on.

[Elana]

I am really enjoying this boy on boy stuff thought Pancho

[bundyburger]

To improve his chances with the boys, he looked around for the leprechaun to ask for tips on cutting

the ass out of his leather pants.

[Holmes]

But enough about leather.

[bundyburger]

Standing near the drinks cabinet, Holmes was getting jealous of the leprechaun\'s pants, which were

much better than his leather pants.

[Holmes]

Okay, a little bit more about leather (and the blind jealousies it inspires).

[Pancho1188]

The leprechaun told Pancho that he would have to poke holes in the seat of his leather pants with his

raging hard-on in order to get the desired cheek holes, but unfortunately Holmes stole Pancho\'s pants because

they were known to be the $800 leather pants that Damon Wayans wore in \"The Last Boy Scout\" and Holmes is too

much of a movie buff to let them get cheek holes.

[Elana]

off Holmes ran clutching the pants tightly. The door to the ice cream shop was opened so he

[OCP]

Looked in quickly to be sure it was safe, but.....

[EXIT63]

....what he saw then scared him to death.

[Elana]

right there in the middle of the barrel of Chocolate fudge Mocha crunch was

[EXIT63]

Cj and Belgareth and they were...

[Elana]

licking melted ice cream off of each other

[EXIT63]

Holmes was so shocked at this disturbing display that he...

[Elana]

started throwing chocolate sprinkles and chopped nuts at them