The Longest Thread Ever!!! (Story Thread)

[OCP]

want to have sex!!!!!!

[burgerama1960]

suddenly everyone loses interest and watches reruns of gilligan\'s island.

[EXIT63]

The End.

[Elana]

but wait! everybody was busy celebrating that this stupid thread had finally been put to bed when....

[Gossamer_2701]

it began to flatline and was declared DEAD..... dead... dead...dead...dead

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] RIP Longest Thread Ever

(Please stay tuned for the premier of

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[Pancho1188]

when Elana began to give it mouth-to-mouth resuscitation, which is a nice mental picture for anyone,

because she so badly wanted more people to go down on her in the story thread...but Goss pulls out a billy club and

knocks it unconscious again, hopefully putting it out of its misery...but Elana has been known to bring life to even

the most overdone subjects...

[franki]

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when Elana began to give it

mouth-to-mouth resuscitation, which is a nice mental picture for anyone, because she so badly wanted more people to

go down on her in the story thread...but Goss pulls out a billy club and knocks it unconscious again, hopefully

putting it out of its misery...but Elana has been known to bring life to even the most overdone subjects...



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the story already ended..

[Elana]

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when Elana began to give it mouth-to-mouth resuscitation, which is a nice

mental picture for anyone, because she so badly wanted more people to go down on her in the story thread...but Goss

pulls out a billy club and knocks it unconscious again, hopefully putting it out of its misery...but Elana has been

known to bring life to even the most overdone subjects...

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the

story already ended..

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But when someone pointed out to Elana that

this L-S thread had even more posts then the longest thread ever, Elana had to bring it back to life,

so............

This is the thread we have to beat BTW...


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[Elana]

spread them sir, the big beefy guard said to Franki and he slowly slid his large, muscular hands

between Franki\'s legs.

[Pancho1188]

Franki says, \"You\'re going to regret that,\" and as the guard goes for the goods he feels the

cold, hard steel of the Ruger 357 Franki had there in the event of any \'trouble\' arising...

[Skyy]

The guard proceeded to choke franki\'s chicken while..

[Sexyredhead]

...Franki tried desperately to rescue the poor innocent chicken from the vile guard\'s grip. What did

the guard have against poultry, Franki thought as...

[franki]

I Wonder how many people on this board have seen my chicken..

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[Elana]

I saw your chicken said Tallmacky as he opened a beer and poured some of it on his armpits for a new

experiment

[Sagacious1420]

Tallmacky hit the streets to test his new beer-pit experiment, but everyone he encountered said

\"somebody smells like Schlitz\"...that is, until he whipped out his hypno wheel