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    Default The Longest Thread Ever!!! (Story Thread)

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    Ok Ladies & Gentlemen! It\'s time for a story thread!

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    Its obvious

    this will get dirty or endup talking about porn so ill just set the scenerio

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    Walking down the street

    Skyy stumbles into a sex shop, so he decides to walk in.

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    Unfortunately, the shop was closed.

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    Default Re: The Longest Thread Ever!!! (Story Thread)

    so he went next door to get some ice cream

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    Default Re: The Longest Thread Ever!!! (Story Thread)

    But the ice cream shop, too, was closed.



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    Default Re: The Longest Thread Ever!!! (Story Thread)

    so he went home

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    Default Re: The Longest Thread Ever!!! (Story Thread)

    He soon found out there was more to this ice cream shop than meets the eye.

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    Default Re: The Longest Thread Ever!!! (Story Thread)

    But that\'s getting ahead of things.

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    Default Re: The Longest Thread Ever!!! (Story Thread)

    Because it was only 3pm and he hadn\'t seen the news story yet.


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    Default Re: The Longest Thread Ever!!! (Story Thread)

    but his TV was broken so no news for him

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    Default Re: The Longest Thread Ever!!! (Story Thread)

    and his cell phone broke too

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    Default Re: The Longest Thread Ever!!! (Story Thread)

    So he sat down on the couch with a beer and his favorite copy of Jane Austen\'s \'Emma\'.

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    Default Re: The Longest Thread Ever!!! (Story Thread)

    but the electricity went out

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    Default Re: The Longest Thread Ever!!! (Story Thread)

    ...so he lit his favorite smelly candles and started a bath.

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    Default Re: The Longest Thread Ever!!! (Story Thread)

    Once in the bath, he starting fondling himself picturing images of...

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    Default Re: The Longest Thread Ever!!! (Story Thread)

    ...BigBadBear, since he was secretly bi.

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    Default Re: The Longest Thread Ever!!! (Story Thread)

    Ok, he started fondling himself imagining BigBear and Pancho washing BBB\'s hog on a hot summer day.


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    Default Re: The Longest Thread Ever!!! (Story Thread)

    he got out of the tub and put on his

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    Default Re: The Longest Thread Ever!!! (Story Thread)

    fuzzy pink slippers with the really high heels

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    Default Re: The Longest Thread Ever!!! (Story Thread)

    Space suit

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    Default Re: The Longest Thread Ever!!! (Story Thread)

    and started skipping around the room singing

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    Default Re: The Longest Thread Ever!!! (Story Thread)

    imagining he was part of his favorite broadway show

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    Default Re: The Longest Thread Ever!!! (Story Thread)

    ...Cats!

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    Default Re: The Longest Thread Ever!!! (Story Thread)

    He attached a sock to his undies and pretended it was his tail

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    Default Re: The Longest Thread Ever!!! (Story Thread)

    and got this crazy idea that he should go outside and get the neighbors to join in!

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    Default Re: The Longest Thread Ever!!! (Story Thread)

    he knocked on his neighbors door and shouted.......

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    Default Re: The Longest Thread Ever!!! (Story Thread)

    \"I am Skyy, I am bi and I am proud!!!\"

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    Default Re: The Longest Thread Ever!!! (Story Thread)

    And behind their door, his neighbors grumbled to each other, \"Every time the power goes out....!\"


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    Default Re: The Longest Thread Ever!!! (Story Thread)

    After walking back in his home, he noticed his roommate (Holmes) was home.

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    Default Re: The Longest Thread Ever!!! (Story Thread)

    So he hastily snuck into his room and unpinned the sock he\'d been using as a tail, and put some

    jeans on.

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    Default Re: The Longest Thread Ever!!! (Story Thread)

    he started talking to Holmes about football and other macho stuff

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