The Longest Thread Ever!!! (Story Thread)

[bundyburger]

...the leprechaun (wearing tight \'green\' leather pants with the ass cut out of them and studs)

proceeded to...

[Icarus]

...perform bebop-dancing-for-self-defence moves to an unheard beat. Bruce siezed the opportunity that

his magical, musical camping stove had afforded him by....

[Elana]

putting in the meatloaf and shouting \"Let\'s Lindy like it was 1950\"

[Gossamer_2701]

.. but the meatloaf proved to be too much, and the campstove ran out of gas, halting the freaky little

leprechaun mid-jiggy...

[Elana]

\"what am I going to do with all of these way cool Swing dancing clothes?\" cried the leprechaun

[Gossamer_2701]

But Bruce, realizing that he had forgotten to send out this weeks \'whacky wednesday\' newsletter,

took advantage of the leprechauns self absorbed whining, and slipped out the back door.

[Elana]

as Bruce was running out the back door, he ran into Franki who was feeling rather out of it from the

Pina Colada\'s

[Sexyredhead]

Upon seeing Bruce, Franki dropped to his knees, declaring his undying love and begging Bruce for...

[Elana]

a big platter of chicken wings with bleu cheese dressing

[Sexyredhead]

Alas, Bruce was fresh out of bleu cheese, but luckily

[Elana]

DrSmellThis had some chunky, stinky formula left over from his cinnamon, cardamom creation that went

bad

[Sexyredhead]

so Bruce just threw some of that concoction in with the chicken, and luckily for Franki, it also

contained the cure!

[Skyy]

But franki wasnt satisfied yet, so he gave bruce an evil glare hinting for some more..

[Elana]

poisonious Pina Colada\'s

[markus]

bruce said: look, all i have is these shrooomies. take em twice a day. this will make you...

(always

wanted to be a writer)

[Skyy]

feel like having sex with every man you see!, well take care Franki (im out of here before the shrooms

kick in)

[Elana]

Franki wandered the streets looking for a hot

[Skyy]

cup of salsa so he can finally dip those chips he bought 12 years ago in something, but suddenly he saw

BigBadBear (Music starts playing & time stops) Overwhelmed with happiness Franki..

[franki]

Ok, enough about me guys.. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

[Holmes]

Well, he was whisked away into a fleeting leather-filled fantasia.

[Skyy]

Meanwhile back at the porno shop Elana walks in all teary eyed looking for a new fishnet teddy.

Unfortunately they only had fishnet pokemons so that was gonna have to do, while browsing she bumped into Apple,

who was...

[Sexyredhead]

...looking for more pink sparkly glitter since CJ had stolen hers in a drunken fit earlier.

[Holmes]

(That damn Kebap and the evil it breeds!)

[Kari]

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Meawhile, Kari strode in, to replenish her supply of irridescent rhinestones and sparkly

feminine hygiene spray.

[Holmes]

No quoting!

[Skyy]

As Kari entered, she also noticed the pokemon fishnet toys, so she went up to a Pikachu one raised it

above her head and said \"PIKACHU I CHOOSE YOU\" Elana wasnt gonna have this so she pulled out hers \"SARMANSAUR

I CHOOSE YOU!\"

2 Fishnet pokemons begin to battle
(Battle Music)

[Sexyredhead]

Then Pancho walked in, and upon seeing the battling critters, pulled out his pistol and shot both,

ending the annoyance once and for all.

[Skyy]

Minutes later the town sheriff (Mr. Tallmacky) came in and arrested Pancho for the murder of 2 pokemon

and indecent exposure. Pancho gets to jail thinking on a person to call (since he gets 1 phone call) so he calls...

[Sexyredhead]

SRH, but she explains to him that shooting a pokemon for any reason is rewardable, and he was probably

only brought in so the police dept could give him the bag of money he had coming to him for finally ridding the area

of pokemons once and for all...

[Elana]

that evening the cops through Pancho a huge dinner party