The Longest Thread Ever!!! (Story Thread)

[Sexyredhead]

Luckily, Ricky had a major crush on BigBadBear, so BBB went over to Ricky\'s house to keep him

occupied so Pancho could escape.

[bundyburger]

The toxins in this cum are notorious for making the victim praise and devote it\'s love to everybody

within sight before dying 6 hours later.

[franki]

so he went to the toilet and fired up his laptop to post on the longest Love-Scent thread in history

[Elana]

Meanwhile back at Skyy\'s hometown, both the porn shop and the ice cream store opened for business

[Sexyredhead]

...from exhaustion and dehydration due to all the \"praising\"...

[Skyy]

Meanwhile back in the evil Mt. Doom, DrSmellThis was creating his most powerful mix ever. He wants to

become Ms. America and feels this is the only way he can acheive this.

[Holmes]

Bad news, as he would soon find out.

[bundyburger]

As in a twist of irony, his mix would require cum of the afro american gahootchi-man beast to succeed.

He would only be Ms America for 6 hours!!!

[franki]

and after those 6 hours turn into a big hairy bear..

[Holmes]

The very thought rendered him weary and weak.

[franki]

Always when he felt like that, he called Kari, who was just getting a massage in a hedonist club in

Jamaica..

[bundyburger]

But he would wear it. No matter HOW lumpy it was.

[franki]

He would wear it, even though his other biggest dream was to have the biggest postcount on L-S, but he

knew that would be virtually impossible to achieve with the likes of Elana and FTR around..

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[Icarus]

In despair, he massaged his prostate while messaging errant members (of the board, no less)

[franki]

After that he went to the sex shop to try out his new perfume on a big girl called Wendy.

[Skyy]

Wendy wasnt the least bit interested in the perfume since she had 2 large pizza\'s next to her with

her name on it so....

[bundyburger]

Once tested he would have 1 hour till the pagaent would begin. He hoped the added anti-toxin within the

mix would delay the bad side effects whilst prelonging the good.

[franki]

He knew CJ was one of the judges at the pageant so he quickly bought a bottle of fine bordeaux

[Elana]

and glued on to the bottle some pink fairy dust glitter

[franki]

then he realised there was not enough cinnamon in his mix so..

[bjf]

...he killed himself.

The End

[Elana]

he went back to the drawing board adding cinnamon and then getting a bit crazy with the Cardamom.

[OCP]

....in the ice cream shop.

[Elana]

Just then the porn shop owner walked into the ice cream shop furious

[bundyburger]

\"Where\'s my blueberry and pastachio double header I ordered?!?\", he yelled.

[OCP]

but nobody was there and the ice cream was melted.

[Sagacious1420]

That was when he realized it wasn\'t ice cream at all...and what\'s w/ all this pink glitter?

[bundyburger]

\"And that thar would me moi\' fairy glitter\", piped a leprechaun from behind the juke box,\" ye

see, moi gold dust, it was stolen, by a doctor with the nayme of SmellThis when Oi\' was predisposed in the mens

room.\"

[Skyy]

The Leprechaun then proceeded to enter the porno shop; while in the show he noticed Bruce browsing thw

shop, so the Leprechaun went over and..

[Icarus]

...waved his genitals at Bruce, shouting \'woooooooo!\'. As quick as a flash, Bruce took out a

camping stove and....