The Longest Thread Ever!!! (Story Thread)

[bundyburger]

The flight attendants on today were all 6\'4 body building men.

[Elana]

CJ handed Elana a bag of glitter

[Holmes]

And the attendants was fit-to-be-tied.

[Elana]

Elana tossed a cup of water on one of the men\'s big, bulging chest and then the pink glitter

[bundyburger]

Not ordinary glitter btw, but magical fairy dust glitter.

[BigBear]

What a scene, what a scene, what a goddam scene, honey!

[Elana]

\"run CJ, run\" she yelled

[Elana]

Elana was in a rush to get back to planning Franki\'s murder

[franki]

She made up her mind and planned to tickle him to death..

[Holmes]

But what were the motives fueling this dastardly plot, you ask?

[Elana]

bjf agreed to use his beard hair to tickle Franki. He had no motives...just wanted to rub his face

against

[bundyburger]

the back of his hand.

[franki]

First they had to find Franki. For all they knew he could be sipping pina colada\'s on the beach far

far away already

[Elana]

but Elana sang like a canary and told the plotters that they would find Franki at the News Cafe on

South Beach

[bundyburger]

So they asked bundyburger to check the location of the homing device.

[BigBear]

But where was Pancho during all of this???

[bundyburger]

Why pancho was serving poisoned Pina Colada\'s to Franki. Yes he was way ahead of everybody.

[Elana]

Pancho was working undercover with Bundyburger...duh!

[Skyy]

After several attempts trying to locate Pancho, we got a ransom note for him, He was kidnapped by

Ricky Martin (Oh No!)

[Elana]

FRanki sipped away at the poison, licking his lips

[Holmes]

Tasted strangely like Kebap.

[franki]

While the waitress served Franki his cocktail, Franki all of a sudden noticed the very hairy legs of

this waitress..

[Skyy]

And he realised \"Hey this isnt poison, its cum!\"

[franki]

probably Pancho\'s cum..

[Elana]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
And he realised \"Hey this isnt

poison, its cum!\"

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">



[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img]

[Holmes]

Putting together that Kebap is, essentially, cum.

[bundyburger]

Toxic cum from the afro american gahootchi-man beast

[franki]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
</font><blockquote><font

class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
And he realised \"Hey this isnt poison, its cum!\"

<hr

/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img]

<hr

/></blockquote><font class=\"post\"> no quoting!

[franki]

The man-beast also known as \"Nate N\"

[Elana]

While it tasted rather nice, Franki knew that he had to put down the drink and start moving before

people found his location