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    Default British Child Support Forms

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    following are all replies that British women have put on Child Support Agency forms in the section for listing

    father\'s details: These are genuine excerpts from the forms. Be sure to check number 11, It takes the prize.




    1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child A was fathered by Jim Munson. I am unsure as to the

    identity of the father of child B, but I believe that he was conceived on the same night.

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    2. I am

    unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from

    behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps.

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    3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl.

    She was conceived at a party at 3600 Grand Avenue where I had unprotected sex with a man I met that night. I do

    remember that the sex was so good that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father can you send me his

    phone number? Thanks.

    4. I don\'t know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a BMW that now

    has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area

    and see if he\'s had it replaced. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

    5. I have never had sex

    with a man. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son\'s conception was immaculate and that he

    is Christ risen again.

    6. I cannot tell you the name of child A\'s dad as he informs me that to do so would

    blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for the British economy. I am torn between doing right

    by you and right by the country. Please advise.

    7. I do not know who the father of my child was as all

    squaddies look the same to me. I can confirm that he was a Royal Green Jacket.

    8. Peter Smith is the father of

    child A. If you do catch up with him can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs?

    9. From the dates it seems

    that my daughter was conceived at EuroDisney maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom.

    10. So much about that

    night is a blur. The only thing that I remember for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the

    evening. If I\'d have stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at 146 Miller Drive, mine might

    have remained unfertilised.

    11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all when you

    eat a can of beans you can\'t be sure which one made you fart.



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    Default Re: British Child Support Forms

    Now that\'s some good humor...wait, maybe the Good Humor man is the father of all these children.

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    You leave

    those british women alone. They\'ve got enough problems.

    Like trying tah get they teef sowted on the

    nawshional elf.

    Steve

    (Translated: Trying to get their teeth sorted on the national health)

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    </font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
    You leave those british women alone. They\'ve got

    enough problems

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    Sorry ssssssst.... that was just a typo, it

    wassupposed to be.... ssssssscottish child support forms [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img]

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    </font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
    2. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of

    my child as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of

    names of men that I think were at the party if this helps.


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    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] what a sad tosser that must have been. bloody hell!

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    </font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
    Sorry ssssssst.... that was just a typo, it

    wassupposed to be.... ssssssscottish child support forms

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    That\'s ok then.

    Hang on a minute.....

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