Did you
win the popularity contest?
WTF? Just got
this email:
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Subject: Happy Next Saturday
i
know you all don\'t care...i just wanted to say i\'m disgruntled...all of you with \"big\" valentine\'s day
plans...i am happy for you, but you can all SUCK IT!
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Is it me or
does this seem somewhat daring/odd to send as a mass email holiday greeting?
Holmes
Did you
win the popularity contest?
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] It was sent to about 50 people, me included. Can\'t believe
someone would have the balls...
Holmes
Yeah,
because it\'s damned hard to reach through your Internet connection to slap them for it.
I didn´t get one
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img] but then I
don´t have plans saturday, must have saved me [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]
I got one
like that from a buddy once, just a kook havin fun.
------BigBadBear
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]
Alas,
I\'ll be alone on Valentine\'s Day... [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
BigBear, will
you be alone on Saturday also?
Maybe you and Pancho could hook up?
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]
Steve
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BigBear, will you be alone on Saturday
also?
Maybe you and Pancho could hook up? [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]
Steve
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\"Matchmaker, Matchmaker, make me a match!
Find me a find, catch me a
catch...!\"
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BigBear, will you be alone on Saturday also?
Maybe you and Pancho could
hook up? [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]
Steve
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\"Matchmaker, Matchmaker, make me a match!
Find me a find, catch me a catch...!\"
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">That\'s so
profound.....and it almost rhymes.....oh, wait....it does rhyme....that\'s so profound.
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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BigBear, will
you be alone on Saturday also?
Maybe you and Pancho could hook up?
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]
Steve
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\"Matchmaker, Matchmaker, make me a match!
Find me a find, catch me a catch...!\"
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">That\'s so
profound.....and it almost rhymes.....oh, wait....it does rhyme....that\'s so profound.
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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My talent astounds even me sometimes.
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Woah Red, that
is the third or fourth different signature I see from you in the last few days... You gotta make up your mind!
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]
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Woah Red, that is the third or fourth different
signature I see from you in the last few days... You gotta make up your mind!
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]
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I change it
when I find a new one I like. Variety is the spice of life, and lately I\'m really into spice.
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]
I\'m glad you\'re keeping track.
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That\'s so profound.....and it almost
rhymes.....oh, wait....it does rhyme....that\'s so profound.
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She wrote it for The Fiddler on the Roof. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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That\'s so profound.....and it almost rhymes.....oh, wait....it does
rhyme....that\'s so profound.
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She wrote it for The Fiddler on
the Roof. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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My finest work, if I do say so myself.
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That\'s so
profound.....and it almost rhymes.....oh, wait....it does rhyme....that\'s so profound.
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She wrote it for The Fiddler on the Roof.
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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My finest work, if I do say so myself.
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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How does a young woman from the South have such an insight into the Jewish
culture and traditions? Is there anything you can\'t do?
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That\'s so profound.....and it almost
rhymes.....oh, wait....it does rhyme....that\'s so profound.
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She wrote it for The Fiddler on the Roof. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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My finest work,
if I do say so myself. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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How does a
young woman from the South have such an insight into the Jewish culture and traditions? Is there anything you
can\'t do?
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You wanna know the most amazing thing about it? I
wrote it before I was born. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img]
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif[/img]
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That\'s so profound.....and it almost rhymes.....oh, wait....it does
rhyme....that\'s so profound.
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She wrote it for The Fiddler on
the Roof. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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My finest work, if I do say so myself.
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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How does a young woman from the South have such an insight into the Jewish
culture and traditions? Is there anything you can\'t do?
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You
wanna know the most amazing thing about it? I wrote it before I was born.
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif[/img]
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NO WAY!!!! Next thing you know you are going to be telling us you know how
to make toast....without burning it.
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That\'s so
profound.....and it almost rhymes.....oh, wait....it does rhyme....that\'s so profound.
<hr
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She wrote it for The Fiddler on the Roof.
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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My finest work, if I do say so myself.
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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How does a young woman from the South have such an insight into the Jewish
culture and traditions? Is there anything you can\'t do?
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You
wanna know the most amazing thing about it? I wrote it before I was born.
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif[/img]
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NO WAY!!!! Next thing you know you are going to be telling us you know how
to make toast....without burning it.
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No, that I can\'t do.
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I am not
trying to brag or compete with you in any way, but I am really good at toast making.
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I am not trying to brag or compete with you in any
way, but I am really good at toast making.
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[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif[/img]
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif[/img]
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif[/img]
That\'s the single greatest thing I\'ve ever heard. I worship
at your feet.
I am pretty
modest about it. I was just born with a gift. It doesn\'t mean that I am that much better than you all. Just
slightly better.
<sigh> I wish I could make toast like you. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
Doesn\'t
everyone?......<long dramatic pause> doesn\'t everyone?
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Doesn\'t everyone?......<long dramatic
pause> doesn\'t everyone?
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rofl.
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BigBear, will you be alone on Saturday
also?
Maybe you and Pancho could hook up? [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]
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Oh Steve hun, I\'m never alone for long! <g>
But hey Im not
doin much this Valetines. Panch darlin, whaddya say? <g> <g>
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]
------BigBadBear
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]
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He\'s a
machine!
metaphorically speaking, of course.
Steve
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BigBear, will you be alone on Saturday also?
Maybe you and Pancho could
hook up? [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]
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Oh Steve hun,
I\'m never alone for long! <g>
But hey Im not doin much this Valetines. Panch darlin, whaddya say?
<g> <g> [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]
------BigBadBear
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]
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I would love
to, Sssssssteve, but I just couldn\'t possibly provide BBB with the kind of Valentine\'s Day he deserves...
Alas (that\'s just a fun word to use...I\'ll get over it soon), it is women I yearn for, and women I crave...yet
I\'ve probably had more men hit on me than women...that is my curse...bastards...
Oh Pancho,
you disapoint me! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] Will yyou at least do a rap for me?
Steve
Im not a machine, I just ride one! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img] Silly boy.
------BigBadBear [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]
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