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You can take an doughboy to water, but you
can\'t force feed him bonbons.
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That\'s what I always
say
....Me old mate,
the guy for whom I was {selflessly} testing out pheromones?
Well... he decided that the scent I gave him
(check my old posts... something like : the remote hit) only helped his confidence (which led to his getting laid)
Long story short (for once) he is now back where he started.
No more of that girl he hooked up with, no
more going out etc..
You can take an doughboy to water, but you can\'t force feed him bonbons.
All
my efforts have come to nothing more than his being reminded that sex is rather good.
God knows if I
should tell him that the bottle had pheros in it. It\'d probably destroy him.
Alas.
Steve
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You can take an doughboy to water, but you
can\'t force feed him bonbons.
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That\'s what I always
say
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class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
You can take an doughboy to water, but you can\'t force feed him bonbons.
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That\'s what I always say
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Don\'t be telling everybody what a do-gooder you are, Elana. You know you only volunteer to
take doughboys to water so you can steal their bonbons and eat them yourself.
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img] All those poor bonbon-deprived doughboys out there with that
incredibly misunderstood cliche about them, and they all hide a dirty little secret--that it\'s all YOUR fault.
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
I am trying to
change. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
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Don\'t be telling everybody what a
do-gooder you are, Elana. You know you only volunteer to take doughboys to water so you can steal their bonbons and
eat them yourself. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img] All those poor bonbon-deprived doughboys
out there with that incredibly misunderstood cliche about them, and they all hide a dirty little secret--that
it\'s all YOUR fault.
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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class=\"post\"> Haha, so true!! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
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I am trying to change.
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Don\'t use
the cute face! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img] You know I always cave when you use the
cute face! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]
Ugh. Ok, fine. They won\'t miss a few bonbons.
Just don\'t cry for goodness\' sake! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
That\'s why
we need more faces. Maybe I could get you to give me things if I use the crying face.
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
Time to bump the old thread.
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I am trying to change.
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Please do not
change; we love you as you are. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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....Me old mate, the guy for whom I was
{selflessly} testing out pheromones?
Well... he decided that the scent I gave him (check my old posts...
something like : the remote hit) only helped his confidence (which led to his getting laid) Long story short (for
once) he is now back where he started.
No more of that girl he hooked up with, no more going out etc..
You
can take an doughboy to water, but you can\'t force feed him bonbons.
All my efforts have come to nothing more
than his being reminded that sex is rather good.
God knows if I should tell him that the bottle had pheros
in it. It\'d probably destroy him.
Alas.
Steve [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
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His loss ssssssst.
But keep trying with the bonbons, the powdery
exterier is often off putting, but the end is sooo worth it.
p.s. I\'ve got someone in mind for a similar
experiment...
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That\'s what I always say
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Yup, I stole it from you.
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