1) I would

not allow this employee to breed.
2) This associate is not so much of a has-been, but more definately a

won\'t-be.
3) Works well when under constant supervision, and cornered like a rat in a trap.
4) When she opend

her mouth, it seems it is only to change feet.
5) He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle.
6) This

young lady has delusions of adequacy.
7) He sets low personal standards, and then consistently fails to achieve

them.
8) The employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
9) This employee should go far, and the

sooner he starts, the better.
10) Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
11) Got into the gene pool when the

lifeguard wasn\'t looking.
12) A room temperature IQ.
13) Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thing to hold

it together.
14) A gross ignoramus-- 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus.
15) A photographic memory but

with the lens cover glued on.
16) A prime candidate for natural deselection.
17) Bright as Alaska in December.


18) One-celled organisms outscore him in IQ tests.
19) Donated his brain to science before he was done using it.


20) Gates are down, lights are flashing, but the train isn\'t coming.
21) Fell out of the family tree.
22)

Has two brains: one is lost, the other is out looking for it.
23) He\'s so dense, light bends around him.
24)

If brains were taxed, she would get a refund.
25) If he was stupider, he\'d have to be watered twice a week.


26) If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you will get change.
27) If you stand close enough to him, you will

hear the ocean.
28) It is hard to believe he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm.
29) One neuron short of a

synapse.
30) Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, he only gargled.
31) Takes him an hour and a half to watch

\"60 Minutes.\"
32) The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead.
33) Since my last report, this employee has

hit rock bottom, and has started to dig.
34) His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid

curiousity.