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    A young Scottish lad

    and lass were sitting on a low stone wall, holding hands, gazing out over the loch. For several minutes they sat

    silently, then finally the girl looked at the boy and said, \"A penny for your thoughts, Angus.\"

    \"Well, uh,

    I was thinkin\'...perhaps it\'s aboot time for a wee kiss.\"

    The girl blushed, then leaned over and kissed

    him lightly on the cheek.

    Then he blushed. The two turned once again to gaze out over the loch.

    Minutes

    passed, then the girl spoke again.

    \"Another penny for your thoughts, Angus.\"

    \"Well, uh I was

    thinkin\'...perhaps its noo aboot time for a wee cuddle.\"

    The girl blushed, then leaned over and cuddled him

    for a few seconds. Then he blushed. Then the two turned once again to gaze out over the loch.

    After a while, she

    again said, \"Another penny for your thoughts, Angus.\"

    \"Well, uh I was thinkin\'...perhaps its aboot time

    you let me pewt ma hand on yer leg.\"

    The girl blushed, then took his hand and put it on her knee.

    Then he

    blushed. Then the two turned once again to gaze out over the loch before the girl spoke again.

    \"Another penny

    for your thoughts, Angus.\"

    The young man glanced down with a furled brow. \"Well, noo,\" he said, \"my

    thoughts are a wee bit more serious this time.\"

    \"Really?\" said the girl in a whisper, filled with

    anticipation.

    \"Aye,\" said the lad, nodding.

    The girl looked away in shyness, began to blush, and bit her

    lip in anticipation of the ultimate request.

    And he said, \"Din\'na ye think it\'s aboot time ye paid me

    the first three pennies?\"



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    Default Re: Scottish tale

    Then he got drunk and

    started a fight.

    Nice joke [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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    Default Re: Scottish tale



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    Default Re: Scottish tale

    </font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
    Then he got drunk and started a fight.

    Nice joke

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    Where\'s my

    Kebab!?!?!?!?!

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