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    Default Pancho\'s Daily Rant: The \"Crocodile\" Defense

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    I need a daily rant for today, so here it is:

    I can\'t believe people are making such a

    big deal about Steve Irwin holding his baby while feeding a crocodile. All I\'m hearing is, \"I would NEVER do

    that with my child...\" NO %$&^#%$*& &*&#!!! You\'re not a crocodile hunter!!! You don\'t do

    that for a living!!! The man is a trained professional. You put your child in the car with you, don\'t you?

    Well, you could certainly get killed any second, but you believe you are in complete control of your vehicle,

    don\'t you? Well, he knows crocs. Give the man a break. Seriously, people in this society do so many more

    stupid things than this. Kari would know because in CA, you hear every summer about how a parent forgot about her

    child in the back seat and left it to die from the extremely hot temperatures inside a vehicle on a sweltering hot

    summer day in the DESERT (aka Los Angeles)... People fall asleep smoking cigarettes and burn their houses down,

    thus killing their children. Hell, that one lady a few years back locked her children in her car and pushed it into

    a lake... Come on, there are so many worse things out there, so get over it! Steve Irwin is known for being a

    decent human being (with the exception that he has to be crazy to do all of that stuff he does

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] J/K), and

    everyone knows that a decent person would never put his child in harm\'s way. Pilots take their kids flying, and

    Steve Irwin fed a crocodile with his newborn son in his arms. The man is a professional. Get over it.

    Enough

    said.

    Pancho

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    Default Re: Pancho\'s Daily Rant: The \"Crocodile\" Defense

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    I need a daily rant for today, so here

    it is:

    I can\'t believe people are making such a big deal about Steve Irwin holding his baby while feeding a

    crocodile. All I\'m hearing is, \"I would NEVER do that with my child...\" NO %$&amp;^#%$*&amp; &amp;*&amp;#!!!

    You\'re not a crocodile hunter!!! You don\'t do that for a living!!! The man is a trained professional. You

    put your child in the car with you, don\'t you? Well, you could certainly get killed any second, but you believe

    you are in complete control of your vehicle, don\'t you? Well, he knows crocs. Give the man a break. Seriously,

    people in this society do so many more stupid things than this. Kari would know because in CA, you hear every

    summer about how a parent forgot about her child in the back seat and left it to die from the extremely hot

    temperatures inside a vehicle on a sweltering hot summer day in the DESERT (aka Los Angeles)... People fall asleep

    smoking cigarettes and burn their houses down, thus killing their children. Hell, that one lady a few years back

    locked her children in her car and pushed it into a lake... Come on, there are so many worse things out there, so

    get over it! Steve Irwin is known for being a decent human being (with the exception that he has to be crazy to do

    all of that stuff he does [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] J/K), and everyone knows that a decent person would never put his

    child in harm\'s way. Pilots take their kids flying, and Steve Irwin fed a crocodile with his newborn son in his

    arms. The man is a professional. Get over it.

    Enough said.

    Pancho

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    Did you see the episode where the cobras almost bit him in the balls?

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    Default Re: Pancho\'s Daily Rant: The \"Crocodile\" Defense

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    Did you see the episode where the

    cobras almost bit him in the balls?

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    The baby?

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    Default Re: Pancho\'s Daily Rant: The \"Crocodile\" Defense

    I don\'t see the big deal either. I personally don\'t see the big deal about MJ holding

    his baby out over the rail in the hotel either. He had a pretty good grip on him. He could have done damage if the

    baby had fallen FIVE feet, but people still hold their babies up in the air. I agree it\'s not the brightest move,

    but neither should be publicly lambasted for it.

    I think it\'s just a slow week for the media. Look at all the

    press Britney\'s been getting. Sheeesh! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

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    Default Re: Pancho\'s Daily Rant: The \"Crocodile\" Defense

    The idiot media has to have something to sensationalize. Heaven forbid that they get all

    excited about something with some substance.

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    Default Re: Pancho\'s Daily Rant: The \"Crocodile\" Defense

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    I don\'t see the big deal

    either. I personally don\'t see the big deal about MJ holding his baby out over the rail in the hotel either. He

    had a pretty good grip on him. He could have done damage if the baby had fallen FIVE feet, but people still hold

    their babies up in the air. I agree it\'s not the brightest move, but neither should be publicly lambasted for it.



    I think it\'s just a slow week for the media. Look at all the press Britney\'s been getting. Sheeesh!

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

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    Yeah, it has

    been kind of slow... Let\'s start another war. Hey, Franki, is Germany up for Round 3??? *Rolls Eyes* Maybe this

    time we can team up against Canada...we can charge them for Seinfeld\'s \"Good Samaritan Law\" since they\'ve

    never gotten themselves involved in any major skirmishes for a while.

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    -Canada, you are charged with, \"Minding your own

    business\". How do you plead?

    -What the hell? We didn\'t do anything!!!

    -Exactly. You insensitive

    bastards!

    -That\'s it! It\'s on, biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiatch!!!!!

    \"That\'s right, folks. The \'War for

    North America\' has begun. The Canadians have been infiltrating the United States\' comedy arena for years, and

    the United States stole hockey for the sole purpose of watching men beat the crap out of each other on ice skates.

    We\'ll give you further development as soon as we can figure out why these two nations are acting like a couple of

    school children during recess.\"

    Ahhh, yes...that would make for good news coverage......

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

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    Default Re: Pancho\'s Daily Rant: The \"Crocodile\" Defense

    I am still upset about the cobra biting the baby in the balls.

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    Default Re: Pancho\'s Daily Rant: The \"Crocodile\" Defense

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    I am still upset about the

    cobra biting the baby in the balls.

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    Nah, bit the dad. Talk

    about being \'potent\'. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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    Default Re: Pancho\'s Daily Rant: The \"Crocodile\" Defense

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    I am still upset about the cobra biting the baby in the balls.

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    Nah, bit the dad. Talk about being \'potent\'.

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    Wow, I\'ve

    heard of the \"kiss of death\", but poison sperm!?!?!? Now that\'s just going too far...

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    Default Re: Pancho\'s Daily Rant: The \"Crocodile\" Defense

    I still don\'t understand. The baby bit the cobra in the balls? Where does the crocodile come into

    the picture? Did Michael Jackson abuse the croc? [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

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    Default Re: Pancho\'s Daily Rant: The \"Crocodile\" Defense

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    I don\'t see the big deal

    either. I personally don\'t see the big deal about MJ holding his baby out over the rail in the hotel either. He

    had a pretty good grip on him. He could have done damage if the baby had fallen FIVE feet, but people still hold

    their babies up in the air. I agree it\'s not the brightest move, but neither should be publicly lambasted for it.




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    Yeah, that MJ stuff is just disgusting.

    Once again, the mob

    mentality (media-driven, of course!) at work.


    Holmes

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    Default Re: Pancho\'s Daily Rant: The \"Crocodile\" Defense

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    I still don\'t understand. The baby

    bit the cobra in the balls? Where does the crocodile come into the picture? Did Michael Jackson abuse the croc?

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

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    The the baby bit

    the cobra in the balls. The croc bit Michael Jackson, after Jackson abused the cobra.

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    Default Re: Pancho\'s Daily Rant: The \"Crocodile\" Defense

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    I still don\'t understand. The baby bit the cobra in the balls? Where does

    the crocodile come into the picture? Did Michael Jackson abuse the croc?

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

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    The the baby bit

    the cobra in the balls. The croc bit Michael Jackson, after Jackson abused the cobra.

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    &lt;rolling eyes&gt; Geeez! Blondes are sooo slow!

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    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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    Default Re: Pancho\'s Daily Rant: The \"Crocodile\" Defense

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    I still

    don\'t understand. The baby bit the cobra in the balls? Where does the crocodile come into the picture? Did

    Michael Jackson abuse the croc? [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

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    The the baby bit the cobra in the balls. The croc bit Michael Jackson, after Jackson abused the

    cobra.

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    &lt;rolling eyes&gt; Geeez! Blondes are sooo slow!

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]


    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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    Well, it all went to hell after Michael Jackson dandled the cobra off the

    balcony...

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    Default Re: Pancho\'s Daily Rant: The \"Crocodile\" Defense

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    I still

    don\'t understand. The baby bit the cobra in the balls? Where does the crocodile come into the picture? Did

    Michael Jackson abuse the croc? [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

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    The the baby bit the cobra in the balls. The croc bit Michael Jackson, after Jackson abused the

    cobra.

    <hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">


    &lt;rolling eyes&gt; Geeez! Blondes are sooo slow!

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]


    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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    /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

    Why didn\'t you just explain it to me like Kari did? How was I supposed

    to know what happened to Michael\'s balls after the baby bit them?

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] Was I supposed to guess?

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    Default Re: Pancho\'s Daily Rant: The \"Crocodile\" Defense

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    I still don\'t understand. The baby bit the

    cobra in the balls? Where does the crocodile come into the picture? Did Michael Jackson abuse the croc?

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

    <hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

    The the baby bit

    the cobra in the balls. The croc bit Michael Jackson, after Jackson abused the cobra.

    <hr /></blockquote><font

    class=\"post\">


    &lt;rolling eyes&gt; Geeez! Blondes are sooo slow!

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]


    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

    <hr

    /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

    Why didn\'t you just explain it to me like Kari did? How was I supposed

    to know what happened to Michael\'s balls after the baby bit them?

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] Was I supposed to guess?

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    class=\"post\">

    Well, the croc wouldna bit Michael\'s balls, if Michael hadn\'t abused the cobra, in the

    first place. The baby, on the other hand, bites EVERYBODY\'S balls. He\'s a nasty little f*cker.

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    Default Re: Pancho\'s Daily Rant: The \"Crocodile\" Defense

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    I still don\'t understand. The baby bit the cobra in the balls? Where does

    the crocodile come into the picture? Did Michael Jackson abuse the croc?

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

    <hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

    The the baby bit

    the cobra in the balls. The croc bit Michael Jackson, after Jackson abused the cobra.

    <hr /></blockquote><font

    class=\"post\">


    &lt;rolling eyes&gt; Geeez! Blondes are sooo slow!

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]


    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

    <hr

    /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

    Why didn\'t you just explain it to me like Kari did? How was I supposed

    to know what happened to Michael\'s balls after the baby bit them?

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] Was I supposed to guess?

    <hr /></blockquote><font

    class=\"post\">

    Well, the croc wouldna bit Michael\'s balls, if Michael hadn\'t abused the cobra, in the

    first place. The baby, on the other hand, bites EVERYBODY\'S balls. He\'s a nasty little f*cker.

    <hr

    /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

    Hence, why Kari has no children...

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] J/K!!!!!!!! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

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    Default Re: Pancho\'s Daily Rant: The \"Crocodile\" Defense

    You learn something everyday. I hadn\'t known that cobras had balls.

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