Alphas versus pretty boys

[Elana]

I just

listened to my B-bros CD. I love that song...

I love her...yeah, yeah, yeah
she is real cool...yeah, yeah,

yeah
she is pretty too...yeah, yeah, yeah

What were you thinking when you wrote that? It is so deep. I cry when

I hear it.

[Holmes]

I love

playing that one every night and the fans love it, too.

I had no part in the writing process. I\'m just a hired

gun. (Goin\' back on the road with Christina after this...)


Holmes

[Sexyredhead]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
I just listened to my B-bros CD. I love that

song...

I love her...yeah, yeah, yeah
she is real cool...yeah, yeah, yeah
she is pretty too...yeah, yeah,

yeah

What were you thinking when you wrote that? It is so deep. I cry when I hear it.

<hr

/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

A touching song about how every man feels about his remote control...

[Holmes]

Not many

people caught the meaning! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]


Holmes

[Elana]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
I love playing that one every night and the fans

love it, too.

I had no part in the writing process. I\'m just a hired gun. (Goin\' back on the road with

Christina after this...)


Holmes

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

Do you and Christina wear

matching outfits on stage?

[Holmes]

Always.



And orange sunless tanner. (It\'s in the contract.)


Holmes

[franki]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />


I love her...yeah, yeah, yeah
she is real

cool...yeah, yeah, yeah
she is pretty too...yeah, yeah, yeah

What were you thinking when you wrote that? It is

so deep. I cry when I hear it.

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

Why did you cry? You thought the

song was about you, didn\'t you? [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[Pancho1188]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Always.

And orange sunless tanner. (It\'s in

the contract.)


Holmes

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

I remember when I toured with

Christina, I couldn\'t get orange enough because my skin was so white to begin with... One of my co-workers was

black, so he couldn\'t use them. They had to resort to putting us on a strict diet of carrots while bathing in

Tang in order to get the orange look we needed to be part of the group. I\'m telling you, I never want to see

another carrot for the rest of my life...

[Holmes]

It\'s the

Tang that killed me.

Not sure, but I think they gave it the name \"Tang\" because, unless you have a spaceship,

you ain\'t gettin\' any.


Holmes

[Elana]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
</font><blockquote><font

class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />


I love her...yeah, yeah, yeah
she is real cool...yeah, yeah, yeah
she

is pretty too...yeah, yeah, yeah

What were you thinking when you wrote that? It is so deep. I cry when I hear it.



<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

Why did you cry? You thought the song was about you, didn\'t

you? [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

A woman

can dream.

[Holmes]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Gimme some Lenny Kravitz with a side of Brett

Scallions.

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

Give me Lenny Kravitz\'s drummer (no

scallions).


Holmes

[Elana]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
</font><blockquote><font

class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Gimme some Lenny Kravitz with a side of Brett Scallions.

<hr

/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

Give me Lenny Kravitz\'s drummer (no scallions).


Holmes



<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

You would get lost in her hair.

[Elana]

with

scallions

[Holmes]

Prince:

Alpha?


Holmes

[Elana]

As alpha as

the most macho fairy around...macho like tinkerbell

[Holmes]

But the

brotha can dance!


Holmes

[Elana]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
But the brotha can dance!


Holmes

<hr

/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

He can shake that teeny tush

[Elana]

Holmes.....I

should have put some plastic on my chair before I listened to you rap. You are about as alpha as they come!

[Sagacious1420]

Holmes-

Where is that link in your sig supposed to go...I keep getting this message:

The site you just came

from is stealing our bandwidth.
It\'s against this host\'s policies for external websites to directly link to

non-HTML files.

We\'re sure you\'ll like our site.

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

[Elana]

It is still

working for me. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]
I have been listening to it over and over

again.
I just can\'t get enough.

[Holmes]

True dat,

sista! But am I as Alpha as, say,

...?


Holmes

[Holmes]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Holmes-

I keep getting this message:

The site

you just came from is stealing our bandwidth.
It\'s against this host\'s policies for external websites to

directly link to non-HTML files.

We\'re sure you\'ll like our site.



[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

Damn, Sag,

I have no idea why. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] Oh well, perhaps I should put up something

else from my demo. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] Maybe it\'ll work better...


Holmes

[Elana]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
True dat, sista! But am I as Alpha as, say,

...[/url]?


Holmes

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

I would punch that guy in the face too.

His voice really sucks.

[Holmes]

And he gets

Renee Zellweger. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] He must be a crafty bugger.

Yeah, I was

fascinated by his music for about a week. Maybe.


Holmes

[Pancho1188]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Holmes-

Where is that link in your sig supposed

to go...I keep getting this message:

The site you just came from is stealing our bandwidth.
It\'s against this

host\'s policies for external websites to directly link to non-HTML files.

We\'re sure you\'ll like our

site.

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

Right-click

on the link, select \"Copy shortcut\", and paste it as the url in a new browser window. It\'ll work.

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] The website he\'s using just doesn\'t want you to link

indirectly to non-html files. They want you to go straight there.

[Pancho1188]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
And he gets Renee Zellweger.

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] He must be a crafty bugger.

Yeah, I was fascinated by his

music for about a week. Maybe.


Holmes

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

I like \"Seven

Nation Army\", but I don\'t know anything about the band or him outside of that.

Holmes, bro, you\'re

kickin\' it old school in that funky rap tune!!! That\'s a late-80\'s mix.

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] I can\'t wait until you crank it up a notch and go gangsta on

us!!! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

[Holmes]

Big up G!

One love f\'real.

Naw, Gansta Rap is far too strenuous for an old fossil like me. And I don\'t own a

bulletproof vest.


Holmes

[Sagacious1420]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
</font><blockquote><font

class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Holmes-

Where is that link in your sig supposed to go...I keep getting

this message:

The site you just came from is stealing our bandwidth.
It\'s against this host\'s policies for

external websites to directly link to non-HTML files.

We\'re sure you\'ll like our site.



[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

Right-click

on the link, select \"Copy shortcut\", and paste it as the url in a new browser window. It\'ll work.

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] The website he\'s using just doesn\'t want you to link

indirectly to non-html files. They want you to go straight there.

<hr /></blockquote><font

class=\"post\">Thanks Pancho, I\'ll give that a shot. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[Elana]

The hardest

Button to button bites.
So does Seven Nation Army.

[Elana]

but I do

like 40 virgin army and button on my bomb belt from BBros