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    Hey peeps

    - I\'ve been absent for a while, enjoy this gem, not sure if it\'s been posted before...

    Holy cow, the

    internet is a beautiful thing:

    Masturbation List - Women
    Brushing the beaver
    Doing my nails
    Doing the Two

    Finger Slot Rumba.
    Finger blasting
    Flicking the bean
    Going Mining
    Gone fishing
    Making soup
    Making soup


    Paddling the pink canoe
    Playing the beaver
    Playing the prawn
    Playing The Silent Trombone
    Polishing the

    peanut
    Shucking the bearded clam
    Struming the plum
    Strumming the banjo
    Surfin\' the channel
    The two

    fingered tango
    Tickle the taco
    Toggling the bit
    Two finger tango

    Masturbation List -

    Men
    5-knuckle-shuffle
    A big date with \"Rosy Palms!\"
    A Mountaineer trapped in (Yuck) Bama Land
    Attacking

    the one-eyed purple-headed warrior
    Audition the finger-puppets
    Auditioning your hand puppet
    Backstroke

    roulette
    Bash the bishop
    Bash the candle
    Bashing the Bishop
    Be a virtuoso of the skin flute
    Beat off


    Beat the bishop
    Beat the dummy
    Beat the meat
    Beat the stick
    Beat up your date
    Beating the Bishop


    Beating the meat
    Beating the old man
    Beating the pud
    Beef-stroke-it-off
    Being your own best friend


    Biffing off
    Bleed the weed
    Blow the load
    Blowing your own horn
    Bludgeon the beefsteak
    Bop the bolgney


    Boppin\' The Bologna
    Bopping the bishop
    Bopping the Bonzo
    Box the jesuit and get cockroaches
    Boxing the

    bald champ
    Boxing with Richard
    Breat the meat
    Buff the banana
    Buffin\' the bishop
    Buggering hand


    Buggering your hand
    Burp the baby
    Burp the worm
    Burping the worm
    Butter the corn
    Caning the vandal


    Capture the bishop
    Charming the snake
    Checking for testicular cancer
    Cheesing off
    Choke Kojak
    Choke the

    sherrif and wait for the posse to come
    Chokin\' the chicken
    Choking the chicken
    Clamp the pipe
    Clean your

    rifle
    Clearing the snorkel
    Climb Mount Baldy
    Climbin the tree
    Closet Frisbee
    Come into your own
    Cook the

    cream of ####
    Corral the tadpoles
    Couch hockey for one
    Crank the shank
    Cranking the love pump
    Crimp the

    wire
    Crown the king
    Cuddlin\' the Kielbasa
    Cuff the carrot
    Cuffing the carrot
    Cuppin\' the Bishop


    Dating miss michigan (think geography here)
    Dating Palm & her 5 sisters...
    Dating Rosie Palm and her five

    sisters
    Defrosting the fridge
    Diddle
    Diddling
    Digitally oscillating one\'s penis
    Do a hand job
    Do

    battle with the Purple Helmeted Warrior of Love
    Do handiwork
    Do the janitor thing
    Doing It Your Way
    Doing

    the pork sword jiggle
    Doing the White Knuckler
    Down at the club (for members only)
    Drain the monster
    Dry

    humping the ottoman
    Electing the president
    Engage in safe sex
    Fist ####
    Fist #######
    Fist your mister


    Five against one
    Five knuckle shuffle
    Five-knuckle-shuffle on the old piss pump
    Flick on over the thumb


    Flicking the bic
    Flip the Bishop
    Flog the dog
    Flog the dong
    Flog the hog
    Flog the log
    Flog the mule


    Flogging the bishop
    Flogging the frog
    Flute solo
    Fly fishing
    Fondle the fig
    Freeing Willy
    Friggit


    Frosting the pastry
    Galloping the old lizard
    Gallup the antelope
    Genitalic stimulation via phallengetic

    motion
    Get a date with Slick Mittens
    Get the German soldier marching
    Get to know yourself
    Getting chafed


    Getting off
    Getting your pole varnished
    Give it a tug
    Giving your a low five
    Gluing the lady\'s eye\'s

    shut
    Go a couple of rounds with ol\' josh
    Go on a date with Handrea and Palmela
    Going blind
    Going on a

    date with Rosey Palm and the five daughters
    Going on Peewee\'s little adventure
    Going the blow
    Got a date

    with Miss Michigan...(hold up right palm)
    Grappling the gorilla
    Grease the pipe
    Hack the hog
    Han Solo
    Hand

    job
    Hand Shandy
    Hand to gland combat
    Hand work
    Happy piss (vs. Mean piss)
    Hard labor
    Have a conversation

    with the one-eyed trouser snake
    Have a date with Fisty Palmer
    Have a date with Rosie Palm and her five sisters


    Have a J. Arthur (British special, after J. Arthur Rank, it\'s rhyming slang)
    Have a one-night-stand with

    yourself
    Have it off
    Have one off the wrist
    Have sex with someone you love
    Having a tug-of-war with cyclops.


    Having an arm-wrestle with your one-eyed vessel
    Hitchhike to heaven
    Hitchhike under the big top
    Hold the

    sausage hostage
    Honing the cone
    Hug the hog
    Hump the hose
    Jack \'n the Beanstalk
    Jack hammer
    Jack off


    Jazz yourself
    Jerk off
    Jerkin\' The Gerkin\'
    Jerking Jamby
    Jerking the Gherkin
    Jerking yanking

    daisy-chaining
    Jizzlobbing
    Juggling the coullions
    Just jerkin\' it
    Kicking seamen
    Kicking your roommate

    out for five to ten minutes to \"call your parents\"
    Knuckle shuffle on the ol\' piss pump
    Looking for ticks


    Loping the mule
    Loves labors lost
    Loving the muppet
    Lubing the Tube
    Make instant pudding
    Make the bald

    man puke
    Making a foreskin cone
    Making cyclops cry
    Mangle the midget
    Mangling the midget
    Manipulate the

    mango
    Manual labor
    Manual override
    Master bacon
    Meat with Mother Thumb and her four daughters
    Meet Rosie

    Hancock
    Meeting Mary Palm and her five sisters
    Milk the cow
    Milk the lizard
    Milking one\'s self
    Milking

    oneself
    Milking the bull
    Milking the Lizard
    Milking the moose
    Mount a corporal and four
    Much goo about

    nothing
    My sex life!
    Nerk your throbber
    Null the void
    Oil the glove
    On the vinegar strokes....(what do you

    do with a vinegar bottle!)
    Onan\'s olympics
    Onanism
    One gun salute
    One man show
    One off the wrist
    Pack

    your palm
    Paddle the pickle
    Paint the ceiling
    Paint the pickle
    Paint the walls
    Palm the calm
    Peal the

    carrot
    Peel some chilies
    Peel the banana
    Peelin\' some chiles
    Peeling the banana
    Perform diagnostics on

    your ManTool
    Perling the oyster
    Petting the lizard
    Pipping the pumpkin
    Play a little five-on-one
    Play five

    against one
    Play in a one-man show
    Play on the skin flute...
    Play pocket pinball
    Play pocket pool
    Play

    tug-of-war with the cyclops
    Play Uno
    Playing a one stringed guitar
    Playing peekaboo
    Playing skin flute


    Playing tag with the pink torpedo
    Playing the one-stringed melody
    Playing the skin flute
    Playing tug-o-war

    with Cyclopse (the Eye being your bellybutton)
    Playing with the spitting llama
    Playing with your turtle (for

    uncircumcised guys?)
    Please the Weasel
    Please your pisser
    Plunk your twanger
    Pocket pinball
    Pocket pool


    Polish Percy in your palm
    Polish the family jewels
    Polish the rocket
    Polish the sword
    Polishing the helmet


    Polishing the Rocket
    Popping the cork
    Pound off
    Pound the bald-headed moose
    Pound the pud
    Pound your

    flounder
    Pound your pud
    Pounding one\'s pud
    Preparing the carrot
    Priming the pump.
    Pull off
    Pull rank


    Pull the carrot
    Pull the cord
    Pull the five-knuckle shuffle
    Pull the goalie
    Pull the pole
    Pull the pope


    Pull your #####
    Pull your taffy
    Pulling the balogny pony
    Pulling the bologna pony
    Pulling the pud


    Pulling your own leg
    Pulling your pud
    Pummeling the priest
    Pump the python
    Pumping cream
    Pumping

    one\'s stump
    Pumping the stump
    Punch the Clown
    Punching the munchkin
    Punishing Percy in the palm
    Putting

    the Colonel Sanders Heimleich Manuever
    Ram the ham
    Relieving tension
    Ride the great white knuckler
    Roll your

    own
    Romeo and Himself
    Rope the pony
    Rope the pope
    Rub off
    Rub one out
    Rubbing one out
    Rubbing the pink

    eraser
    Run off a batch by hand
    Sacrifice sperm to the god of lonely nights
    Safest sex
    Sanding wood
    Scour

    the tower of power
    Scratchin the itch
    Secret handshake
    Self abuse
    Self-induced penile regurgitation


    Self-inflicted intercourse
    Sex with someone you really love
    Shag
    Shake hands with Abe Lincoln
    Shake hands

    with your John Thomas
    Shake hands with your wife\'s best friend
    Shake the sausage
    Shakin\' Hands With

    Shorty
    Shaking hands with Abraham Lincoln
    Shaking hands with Jack McNasty
    Shaking hands with Mr. Happy


    Shaking hands with the midget (some hesitate to use the term \"midget\")
    Shaking hands with the unemployed


    Shaking hands with Yul Brenner
    Shaking the bottle
    Shaking the hands of the self-employed
    Shaking the sauce


    Shaking the snake
    Shellacking the shellaleigh
    Shemp the hog
    Shifting gears
    Shine the helmet
    Shine your

    pole
    Shoot putty at the moon
    Shoot skeet (pull...shoot)
    Shoot the moon
    Shooting flies
    Shooting for the

    moon
    Shuck your corn
    Slaking the bacon
    Slam the ham
    Slam the hammer
    Slam the spam
    Slamming the salami


    Slamming the salmon
    Slap high fives with Yul Brynner
    Slap the carrot, slap the clown
    Slap the donkey
    Slap

    the pud
    Slap the salami
    Slappin the purple headed yogurt pistol
    Slapping it
    Slapping pappy
    Slapping the

    clown
    Slapping the FleshGopher
    Slapping the purple headed yogurt pistol
    Slapping the salami
    Sling the jelly


    Smack-off
    Smacking the salami
    Snap one off
    Snap the monkey
    Snap the rubber
    Snap the whip
    Solo flight


    Solo marathon
    Solo sex
    Spanking Elvis
    Spanking Frank
    Spanking the bishop
    Spanking the monkey
    Spanking

    the salami
    Spanking the wank
    Squeeze the cheese
    Squeeze the juice
    Squeeze the lemon
    Squeeze your

    cheese-dog
    Squeezing the weasel
    Stinky pinky
    Stir the yogurt
    Stirring the batter
    Straining the main vein


    Strangle the Serpent
    Stroke it
    Stroke off
    Stroke the dog
    Stroke the one-eyed burping gecko
    Stroke the

    satin-headed serpent
    Stroke your poker
    Stroke your twinkie
    Stroking it
    Stroking the lizard
    Stroking the

    mole
    Take matters into your own hands
    Take part in population control
    Take the monster for a one-armed ride


    Talk quietly to yourself
    Taming the shrew
    Taunting the one-eyed weasle
    Tease the weasle
    Tease the weenie


    Tenderize the meat
    Tenderize the tube steak
    Test the ####
    Test your batteries
    That crazy hand jive
    The

    art of Unisex
    The Colonel Sanders Heimleich Maneuver
    The five knuckle shuffle on the old piss pipe
    The Five

    Knuckle Shuffle
    The serta solo
    Thrapping
    Thump the pump
    Tickle the pickle
    Ticklewigglejigglepickle


    Tickling the ivory
    Tickly my fancy
    Toasting the Surgeon General
    Toss off
    Tossing the salad
    Tossing the

    snag
    Tossing the turkey
    Tossing yogurt
    Trouser snake cpr
    Tugging the slug
    Turning Japanese (with apologies

    to The Vapours)
    Twang the wire
    Twanging the wire
    Tweak your twinkie
    Twisting your crank
    Unloading the gun


    Varnish the flagpole
    Wack off
    Wack the one-eyed worm
    Wack the weasel
    Wack the willie
    Wacking willy


    Waging the war of the priests
    Waking the dead
    Waking Wee Willie Wonka
    Walk the dog
    Walk the plank


    Walking the snake
    Wank
    Wanking
    Wanking with the one-eyed wonder weasel
    Washing the meat
    Wax the carrot


    Wax the dolphin
    Wax your surfboard
    Waxing the car
    Waxing the carrot
    Waxing the Dolphin
    Waxing the

    surfboard
    Whack off
    Whackin the weasel
    Whacking it
    Whacking Willy
    Whip off
    Whip the dummy
    Whip the

    wire
    Whip up some sour cream
    Whip your dripper
    Whipping the one-eyed trouser snake
    Whipping the rat


    Whipping the stiff
    Whipping willy the one-eyed wonder-worm
    Whittling the stick
    Whizzing jism
    Whizzing

    jizzim
    Wind surfing on Mount Baldy
    Windsurfing on Mount Baldy
    Wixen
    Wonk your conker
    Work off
    Wrestle

    the eel
    Wrestling the purple headed warrior
    Wrestling with the bald champ
    Wring out your rope
    Wrist aerobics


    Yank off
    Yank the crank
    Yank the yoyo
    Yank your plank

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    Default Re: Master of my Domain (variants)

    Two more

    for men:
    Firing the wobbly warhead

    Releasing the one eyed trouser monster

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    </font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
    Two more for men:
    Firing the wobbly

    warhead

    Releasing the one eyed trouser monster [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img]

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    /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

    (Sigh) Yes, sometimes wobbly warheads miss the target.

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    </font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
    (Sigh) Yes, sometimes wobbly warheads miss the

    target.



    <hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
    \"You\'ll shoot your eye out... kid.\"

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

    Sorry, I just had to throw that out there... twas the season,

    ya know [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

    Goss


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    </font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
    </font><blockquote><font

    class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
    (Sigh) Yes, sometimes wobbly warheads miss the target.



    <hr

    /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
    \"You\'ll shoot your eye out... kid.\"

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

    Sorry, I just had to throw that out there... twas the season,

    ya know [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

    Goss



    <hr /></blockquote><font

    class=\"post\">

    ROFL [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]


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    Default Re: Master of my Domain (variants)

    Some guys just have way too much time on their hands.


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    </font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
    Some guys just have way too much time on their

    hands.



    <hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

    And some guys don\'t have nearly enough.

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    Default Re: Master of my Domain (variants)

    </font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
    </font><blockquote><font

    class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
    Some guys just have way too much time on their hands.



    <hr

    /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

    And some guys don\'t have nearly enough.

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

    <hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">



    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] Wooo

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    Default Re: Master of my Domain (variants)

    hm....

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