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Just
don\'t read me poetry. Those are grounds for an ass beating by our very own Exit63.
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How \'bout a
limerick?
\"There once was a girl from Miami...\"
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There
once was a girl from Miami
Who knew how to handle salami
She collected the photos
Of men\'s dicks and
scrotums
And even got one from a \"Tammy\"...
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Or,
old-fashioned nursery rhymes:
Mary had a little lamb,
She tied it to a pylon.
A thousand volts went up it\'s
ass,
And turned its wool to nylon.
Or:
Jack and Jill went up the hill,
To smoke a little leaf.
Jack got
high, unzipped his fly,
And Jill asked, \"Where\'s the beef?\"
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