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Just

don\'t read me poetry. Those are grounds for an ass beating by our very own Exit63.

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How \'bout a

limerick?

\"There once was a girl from Miami...\"

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There

once was a girl from Miami
Who knew how to handle salami
She collected the photos
Of men\'s dicks and

scrotums
And even got one from a \"Tammy\"...

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Or,

old-fashioned nursery rhymes:

Mary had a little lamb,
She tied it to a pylon.
A thousand volts went up it\'s

ass,
And turned its wool to nylon.

Or:

Jack and Jill went up the hill,
To smoke a little leaf.
Jack got

high, unzipped his fly,
And Jill asked, \"Where\'s the beef?\"