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    Santa\'s

    Stress


    Not long ago and far away, Santa was getting ready for his annual
    trip...but there were problems

    everywhere. Four of his elves got sick
    and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular
    ones

    so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind
    schedule.

    Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her mom

    was coming to visit. This
    stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found
    that three of

    them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence
    and were out; heaven knows where to... More

    stress!

    Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the boards cracked and the
    toy bag fell to the ground and

    scattered the toys. Totally frustrated,
    Santa went into the house for a cup of coffee and a shot of

    whiskey.

    When he went to the cupboard, he found the elves had hit the liquor and
    there was nothing to drink. In

    his frustration, he dropped the coffee
    pot and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the

    kitchen
    floor.

    He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw it was
    made from.

    Just then

    the doorbell rang and Santa cussed on his way to the door. He
    opened the door and there was a cute little angel

    with a great big
    Christmas tree.

    The angel asked: \"Where would you like to put this tree, fat man?\"

    And

    that my friend is how the little angel came to be on top of the
    Christmas tree

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