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Santa\'s
Stress
Not long ago and far away, Santa was getting ready for his annual
trip...but there were problems
everywhere. Four of his elves got sick
and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular
ones
so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind
schedule.
Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her mom
was coming to visit. This
stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found
that three of
them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence
and were out; heaven knows where to... More
stress!
Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the boards cracked and the
toy bag fell to the ground and
scattered the toys. Totally frustrated,
Santa went into the house for a cup of coffee and a shot of
whiskey.
When he went to the cupboard, he found the elves had hit the liquor and
there was nothing to drink. In
his frustration, he dropped the coffee
pot and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the
kitchen
floor.
He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw it was
made from.
Just then
the doorbell rang and Santa cussed on his way to the door. He
opened the door and there was a cute little angel
with a great big
Christmas tree.
The angel asked: \"Where would you like to put this tree, fat man?\"
And
that my friend is how the little angel came to be on top of the
Christmas tree
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