Good Christmas gift or no?

[Icarus]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Nothing beats a warm, sweet, breathing, live, man.



<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

The LAPD do.

my girlfriend doesn\'t really dig vibrators

that much: she feels lonely going solo using a machine rather than her hand. Go figure.

Amusing fact: The

first time we were together, she faked an orgasm (thinking it was what she was \'supposed\' to do when having

sex), but clever old me recognised the \'act\' from the actual event and subsequently gave her the first

(of many) genuine orgasms! She can even do it on her own now.

Dunno where that fits in, I\'m just proud.

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Steve

P.S. Doesn\'t Pride always proceed the Fall?

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

P.P.S. Don\'t mock her lack of orgasm until age 19, it

was her upbringing. She\'s no prude! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Elana]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Dunno where that fits in, I\'m just proud.



<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

As you should be, SsssssSTUD

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[Icarus]

I live to

give [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[Holmes]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
\"Daddy? What\'s this plastic bunny, with the

wiggly ears?\"

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

Why, kids, it\'s...it\'s Jedi Bunny.

Cool lightsaber, huh?


Holmes

[Elana]

I had an

embarrassing experience once during my college days. I had a house full of people over. I kept all of my toys in a

locked file cabinet next to my bed. One started doing its thing on its own. I was dying. Everyone was trying to

figure out where the sound was coming from. When they located the vibrating file cabinet, everyone stood around

waiting for me to open it. I must have had 15-20 different toys inside and I was not about to expose the extent of

my pervertedness to my roommates sorority sisters. My friend who knew the dirty me, just started hitting it really

hard until it finally stopped. That was almost as embarrassing as my roommate walking in on me watching solo man

porn. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

[Kari]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
</font><blockquote><font

class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Nothing beats a warm, sweet, breathing, live, man.

<hr

/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

The LAPD do.

my girlfriend doesn\'t really dig vibrators that much:

she feels lonely going solo using a machine rather than her hand. Go figure.

Amusing fact: The first time

we were together, she faked an orgasm (thinking it was what she was \'supposed\' to do when having sex), but

clever old me recognised the \'act\' from the actual event and subsequently gave her the first (of many)

genuine orgasms! She can even do it on her own now.

Dunno where that fits in, I\'m just proud.

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Steve

P.S. Doesn\'t Pride always proceed the Fall?

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

P.P.S. Don\'t mock her lack of orgasm until age 19, it

was her upbringing. She\'s no prude! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

<hr

/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

VERY proud of you, Sexy Scot! If she had hooked up with a less sensitive

man, she mighta died a (figuartive) virgin! You did good, honey!

Lotta guys woulda been fooled by the \"When

Harry Met Sally\" routine, BTW.

There IS one guy who mighta beat you. Friend of mine. Gave a lady her first Big

O when she was 63.

[Kari]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
</font><blockquote><font

class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Nothing beats a warm, sweet, breathing, live, man.

<hr

/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

The LAPD do.

my girlfriend doesn\'t really dig vibrators that much:

she feels lonely going solo using a machine rather than her hand. Go figure.

Amusing fact: The first time

we were together, she faked an orgasm (thinking it was what she was \'supposed\' to do when having sex), but

clever old me recognised the \'act\' from the actual event and subsequently gave her the first (of many)

genuine orgasms! She can even do it on her own now.

Dunno where that fits in, I\'m just proud.

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Steve

P.S. Doesn\'t Pride always proceed the Fall?

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

P.P.S. Don\'t mock her lack of orgasm until age 19, it

was her upbringing. She\'s no prude! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

<hr

/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

BTW-- Re; g.f. and prudery-- often the violin has never made exquisite

music, because it has never been in the hands of a fine musician.

[Kari]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
I live to give

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

And,

there\'s a FINE tilt, under your kilt.

[Sagacious1420]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Amusing fact: The first time we were together, she

faked an orgasm (thinking it was what she was \'supposed\' to do when having sex), but clever old me

recognised the \'act\' from the actual event and subsequently gave her the first (of many) genuine orgasms! She

can even do it on her own now.

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">Cool dude! Makes you feel pretty

awesome when you can help a girl out like that, huh. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] I\'m sure it

makes her feel good about herself to realize that she can actually have one. I once dated a girl who was

dealing w/ some personal issues because she had never been able to achieve an orgasm...she genuinely thought there

might be something wrong w/ her. Not only did she have her first Big O, she had her first multiple and I ended up

having my first stalker. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr

/>
Dunno where that fits in, I\'m just proud. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

<hr

/></blockquote><font class=\"post\"> Hey, why not?

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr

/>
Don\'t mock her lack of orgasm until age 19, it was her upbringing. She\'s no prude!

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\"> Yea, I\'ve

encountered that type before. Kinda sad, really.

</font><blockquote><font

class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
If she had hooked up with a less sensitive man, she mighta died a

(figuartive) virgin!

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\"> And that would be just soooo wrong!

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr

/>
Lotta guys woulda been fooled by the \"When Harry Met Sally\" routine, BTW.

<hr /></blockquote><font

class=\"post\"> I suppose that\'s possible, but I just don\'t see how they could be so dense or gullible.

But, then again, if the guy doesn\'t have a sexual clue, then he probably would, huh.

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr

/>
Friend of mine. Gave a lady her first Big O when she was 63.

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\"> 63?

That\'s truly sad. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[EXIT63]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Friend of mine. Gave a lady her first Big O when

she was 63.


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

63? That\'s

truly sad.



<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

For him or her?

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[Sagacious1420]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
</font><blockquote><font

class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Friend of mine. Gave a lady her first Big O when she was

63.


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

63? That\'s truly

sad.



<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

For him or her?

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

lol!

depends.......[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]......actually I was referring to her.

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[Kari]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
</font><blockquote><font

class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Friend of mine. Gave a lady her first Big O when she was

63.


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

63? That\'s truly

sad.



<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

For him or her?

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

Her. BTW--

she was a Southern fundie Christian. That probably explains it.

[Pancho1188]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
I had an embarrassing experience once during my

college days. I had a house full of people over. I kept all of my toys in a locked file cabinet next to my bed. One

started doing its thing on its own. I was dying. Everyone was trying to figure out where the sound was coming from.

When they located the vibrating file cabinet, everyone stood around waiting for me to open it. I must have had 15-20

different toys inside and I was not about to expose the extent of my pervertedness to my roommates sorority sisters.

My friend who knew the dirty me, just started hitting it really hard until it finally stopped. That was almost as

embarrassing as my roommate walking in on me watching solo man porn.

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

What a good

friend... [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[Elana]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
What a good friend...



<hr

/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

He really was. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]