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I didn\'t know we sold them.
Folks,
We
just got an email I thought might make you smile. I will paraprhase a little for clarity, but the hook is for
real;
Dear Sir;
I just sent in an order for the following items:
1 APC/women
1 Eagle
7 SOE gel
packs
etc etc
Mail order eagles. A great idea actually. You cut down on shipping costs. Just tie the other
items on to the eagle and let him go.
Bruce
Re: I didn\'t know we sold them.
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Re: I didn\'t know we sold them.
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] Was he talking about the malt liquor?
Holmes
Re: I didn\'t know we sold them.
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A classic indeed
Re: I didn\'t know we sold them.
I\'ll
take two dove\'s and a pigeon
Re: I didn\'t know we sold them.
(Bette Midler belting out...)
Bruce can sell pigeons or an eagle...
We put his mones beneath our wings.
Re: I didn\'t know we sold them.
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Folks,
We just got an email I thought might make
you smile. I will paraprhase a little for clarity, but the hook is for real;
Dear Sir;
I just sent in an
order for the following items:
1 APC/women
1 Eagle
7 SOE gel packs
etc etc
Mail order eagles. A great
idea actually. You cut down on shipping costs. Just tie the other items on to the eagle and let him go.
Bruce
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Eagles are on the endangered species list. Their trade is thus
illegal.
Re: I didn\'t know we sold them.
I\'ll take two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree, please.
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Re: I didn\'t know we sold them.
Would it
be taking things to far to ask for three french hens???
Dont answer that!
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kat
Re: I didn\'t know we sold them.
How
about an eagle, three French hens and a baby riding on a dogs back handing out cards with PI.
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How about an eagle, three French hens and a baby
riding on a dogs back handing out cards with PI.
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If we are
mercahndising more than fowl, I\'ll take the 12 lord a-leaping.
Re: I didn\'t know we sold them.
Well, I don\'t know about the birds and lords of leaping, but here\'s what you can get during the 12 days of
Christmas if you wear \"Bruce\'s Magical
Concoctions\":
http://www.playingsafely
.co.uk/12stisofchristmas/12-STIs.html
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