Thoughts during sex

[OCP]

Just what is going

through my head during sex? Like the moon, this is a frontier so far journeyed only by man. But here is a small

window of what goes on in my head during sex:


\"Alright, time for some action\"
\"I hope I don\'t

[censored] up this time\"
\"Is that the right hole?\"
\"Oh wait, there it is\"
\"All right, lets start

out slow\"

It isn\'t long before my thoughts turn into a quiet panic.

BRAIN: \"Damn, she just moved.\"


BRAIN: \"Did I do something right, or did I hurt her\"
<soft moaning starts>
BRAIN: \"She\'s making

noises!\"
BRAIN: \"Pain noises or pleasure noises?\"
BRAIN: \"Let try stepping up the pace a little\"


<increased moaning\"
BRAIN: \"More noises, I pretty sure that\'s pleasure now\"
BRAIN: \"Oh yeah,

she\'s starting to flush, I like that\"
BRAIN: \"Lets try changing the angle a bit\"


.............................
BRAIN: \"Nope, didn\'t like that\"
<Moans quieting>
BRAIN: \"Damn,

what was I doing before?\"
BRAIN: \"[censored] it, lets try a different position\"
WOMAN: \"OUCH!\"


BRAIN: \"Yeah....that one was definitely pain>
WOMAN: \"What are you doing?\"
BRAIN: \"Mayday!

Mayday!\"
BRAIN: \"Decrease Velocity!\"
BRAIN: \"Open flaps\"
BRAIN: \"Landing gear engaged\"
BRAIN:

\"Disengage primary thrusters\"
BRAIN: \"Systems check\"
ME: \"You allright?\"
WOMAN: \"Uh....Yeah\"


BRAIN: \"No system damage\"
ME: \"Allright, lets try this again\"

—five minutes later....computer pretty

much takes over—
BRAIN: \"Allright, back on track\"
<Moans increasing in volume and frequency>
BRAIN:

\"Target in sight, hold position\"
<Full body blush commencing>
BRAIN: \"C\'mon.......C\'mon\"


<Back arching>
BRAIN: \"Hold it......Hold it.....\"
COMPUTER: WARNING! WARNING!
COMPUTER:

ERR-ERR-ERR
BRAIN: \"Oh [censored]\"
COMPUTER: SYSTEM OVERLOAD IMMINENT
BRAIN: \"Oh [censored], not yet!\"


<Moaning above 80 decibals>
BRAIN: \"Just a little longer\"
COMPUTER: DANGER HULL INTEGRITY


COMPUTER: SYSTEM OVERLOAD COMMENCING
BRAIN: \"[censored]! I\'m not going to make it\"
BRAIN: \"Pull out

and prepare for manual override\"
COMPUTER: SYSTEM OVERLOAD __________
BRAIN: \"Pull out, pull out\"


COMPUTER: AUTO PILOT ENGAGED
BRAIN: \"NO! UNENGAGE! UNENGAGE!\"
COMPUTER: TARGET LOCKED....TARGET LOCKED


BRAIN: \"If I cum now, will it be too soon?\"
BRAIN: \"If I cum now, will it be too soon?\"
BRAIN: \"If I

cum now, will it be too soon?\"
COMPUTER: <Target heart rate reached>
COMPUTER: <Breathing nominal>


BRAIN: \"Must....hold....on\"
COMPUTER: <FEMALE ORGASM COMMENCING>
BRAIN: \"can\'t.....hold it\"


COMPUTER: <FEMALE ORGASM COMMENCING>
BRAIN: \"Its out of my control, its in God\'s hands now\"


COMPUTER: \"PRIMARY VALVE: EJACULATING\"
<keeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrr SPLAT!>
COMPUTER: \"AUTOMATIC SYSTEM

SHUT DOWN: COMMENCING\"
<THUD>
WOMAN: \"Honey, are you alright?\"
ME: Yeah.....my head hurts....\"


WOMAN: \"Sorry\" <blush>
ME: No, the other head\"
WOMAN: \"What?\"
ME: Nothing\"
ME: Did you

cum\"
WOMAN: \"What, you didn\'t notice\"
ME: Actually, I was kinda too busy to notice\"
WOMAN:

\"You\'re so weird\"
ME: You should try being the pilot next time\"
WOMAN: \"Get off me, I need to pee\"



Do you ever find that pre-orgasm expression on a guys face funny?
Ever wonder what he\'s feeling\"
Its

not pain
Its not pleasure
It is deep, hard, seething thought.

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