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Coming soon to a theatre near you: Pancho in Heat III

\"Lock up

your daughters! Lock up your Wives! Hell, lock up anything that isn\'t nailed down! The adorable Chihuahua

Pancho (star of other childrens classics, including Ernest Suffers Depression and Ah! My Eye!) returns

to warm the forgotten reaches of your heart and remind you what\'s good about life: namely, humpin\'! Join

Pancho as he travels the country in a convertable with his two best friends, a box terrier named Marty (Tom Sellik)

and a doberman, Dozer (Nic Cage) and watch as thier exploits lead them to question not only the nature of thier

friendships, but also the very purpose of life itself! Thankfully, that only lasts about five minutes, until Pancho

makes it glaringly obvious by getting it on with one of the wheel-mounts. You\'ll laugh, you\'ll cry, you\'ll

scream: \"Ah! My Eye!\"

\"...heartwarming stuff, intensely watchable\" -Empire Magazine

\"I

didn\'t know where to look, but my daughter told me to look at the huge moving pictures. She\'s a smart one and

no mistake! Five stars!\" -In The Cut Magazine

\"I for one didn\'t like it, as they never spent

enough time in the Matrix, and the bullet-time was used inappropriately\"


-MovieMadness.com

\"...spare some change?\" -A Homeless Man, yesterday.




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Get the

DVD! In stores now!!! The Pancho in Heat III DVD is a two-disc set: the movie on one, and special bonus

features on the other! Watch as hilarious outtakes of Pancho humping lamp posts, dolls (here\'s a clip:

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/humpingbaby.html), and

various other inanimate and even living objects. You even get behind-the-scenes footage with exclusive interviews

with the actors!!!
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Nicholas Cage: \"The enthusiasm Pancho brings to the film is unbridled. In my

major movies such as Family Man, Con Air, Gone in 60 Seconds, and 8mm, I\'ve never gotten to work with someone who

spontaneously humps wheel-mounts. It\'s incredible. Pancho\'s acting is so raw, it feels as if he becomes the

character he portrays or has always been that horny chihuahua that humps indiscriminantly. It\'s been a pleasure

working with him, and I hope to do future films with this gifted actor.\"

It even contains some screenshots from

the movie:
(Caution: Not for the faint of

heart!!!)
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(Serious note: Cannot get links to work, but copying and pasting url seems to

work)

These pictures contain spoilers as Pancho actually transforms from chihuahua to starving human male model

who eventually gets killed by one of the male photographers he had to sleep with in order to be considered for a

shoot.

Again, that\'s Pancho in Heat III, available on DVD in stores now!!!

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Since someone was so appreciative as to bump it (I\'m assuming because

of the coolness that is Pancho in Heat III)...

It\'s finally here, folks: Pancho in Heat III: The

Game! That\'s right, you and up to 27 other players can play simultaneously in the endless melee that is

Pancho in Heat III! Select from 237 breeds of dog, including everyone\'s favorite Chihuahua, Pancho, and

cause utter chaos and destruction by humping and urinating on everything within a 20-mile radius of your location.

Unlock special characters by beating levels, and you can become famous pets such as Benji, Scooby-Doo, Lassie,

B-I-N-G-O, and the fun-loving, ever-loyal Cujo!!!! Travel to such grand destinations as Hollywood, Hong Kong,

Paris, Buenos Aires, and even Mars (Mars, Pennsylvania)!!! The gameplay is so spectacular, you\'ll think

you\'re actually a dog! With over 50 action packed levels such as Mark Your Territory, Sniffing

Butts, and Don\'t Get Neutered!!!, Pancho in Heat III: The Game provides hours of game-playing

excitement! This game even includes special voice appearances by Nicholas Cage! Buy it now before Pancho goes from

\"in heat\" to \"packin\' heat\"!

What the critics say about Pancho in Heat III: The Game:

\"I

don\'t play video games.\" - My grandfather

\"Two paws up...\" - Someone who had to be funny

\"This game

is better than the movie---which isn\'t saying much...\" - Hard-to-Please Magazine

\"Nothing beats hearing

Nicholas Cage say, \'They just stole the family jewels!!!\' I wish I had family jewels...\" - Someone who

didn\'t get the figure of speech

\"This game sucks. I can\'t believe anyone would shell out $50 for

thi------hey, what are you doing with that knife?!?!? AHHHHH!!!!!!!\" - Someone who wasn\'t able to finish his

quote and can no longer be reached for comment

\"If you don\'t like this game, we will find you and make sure

you don\'t tell anyone...ever...\" - The makers of Pancho in Heat III: The Game

Pancho in Heat III:

The Game In Stores Now!!!

[Icarus]

Another unlicensed movie cash-in. You\'ll be hearing from my lawyers.



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