Paris Hilton

[Ash]

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I dunno. I could be JUST as much of a

stupid slut, if I was that rich.


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A rich, stupid slut...Hmmm, I

got to get me one of those.

[Kari]

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I dunno. I could be JUST as much of a stupid slut, if I was that rich.




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Well, Paris is waxed, a size two, 22 years old, blonde, and

vacuous. PERFECT! DO use safe sex, though.

A rich, stupid slut...Hmmm, I got to get me one of those.

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[Ash]

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Well, Paris is waxed, a size two, 22

years old, blonde, and vacuous. PERFECT! DO use safe sex, though.


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\"vacuous\" ... does that mean she gives good head?

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[Holmes]

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\"vacuous\" ... does that mean

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She really sucks.


Holmes

[Sexyredhead]

There\'s a little voice inside her head that says, \"Hey! You can see for miles in here!\"

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[Kari]

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Well, Paris is waxed, a size two, 22 years old, blonde, and vacuous.

PERFECT! DO use safe sex, though.


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\"vacuous\" ... does that

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You could probably shoot it all the way up between her ears-- there\'s no obstruction. BTW--

I hear her vid stops RIGHT in the middle of giving him head.. if you\'d care to check out her tech.

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[Kari]

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\"vacuous\" ... does that mean she gives good head?

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She really

sucks.


Holmes

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JUST like a water pump!

[Holmes]

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Like a Hoover, baby!


Holmes

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\"vacuous\" ... does that mean she gives good head? [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]



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She really sucks.


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JUST like a water pump!

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My kind of gal!

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[Kari]

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Like a Hoover, baby!

Careful! You don\'t want her

to suck it RIGHT off!

Holmes

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Is anybody else as angry as me over this Paris Hilton deal? From what I

understand she and her now ex-b/f made a video of some play time they had with each other a coupe years ago. Scum

bag boyfriend sells the video to the Internet porn kings for a ton of money and now it\'s everywhere. I\'m

getting 30 Spams a day for the damn thing. UNF***ing believable. I can understand the porn kings doing what

they\'re doing. Being angry with them would be like getting mad at your dog for licking himself. But the

ex-boyfriend should get his B-sack cut open with a rusty razor blade!!!

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From what I have read on the webmaster boards they are making at least a few $100k a day on

Paris Hilton sites .. so I guess spam can be quite profitable ...

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[Kari]

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Is anybody

else as angry as me over this Paris Hilton deal? From what I understand she and her now ex-b/f made a video of some

play time they had with each other a coupe years ago. Scum bag boyfriend sells the video to the Internet porn kings

for a ton of money and now it\'s everywhere. I\'m getting 30 Spams a day for the damn thing. UNF***ing

believable. I can understand the porn kings doing what they\'re doing. Being angry with them would be like getting

mad at your dog for licking himself. But the ex-boyfriend should get his B-sack cut open with a rusty razor blade!!!



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From what I have read on the webmaster boards they are making at

least a few $100k a day on Paris Hilton sites .. so I guess spam can be quite profitable ...

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Rumor has it

that she was complicit in the timing of the release-- to concide with her TV series. She also made a vid with a

girlfriend, and another \"solo performance.\" Apparently those are available, too, but are being distributed less

widely.

[bjf]

You can also die if you

drink soda while you have pop rocks in your mouth

[Holmes]

Remember

\"Mikey?\"


Holmes

[Kari]

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Remember \"Mikey?\"


Holmes

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Mikey?

[Holmes]

Mikey, from the

venerable Life Cereal TV commercial. (\"He likes it! Hey Mikey!\")

According to urban legend, the child actor

who played Mikey bit the big one, so to speak, as a result of ingesting Coca-Cola and Poprocks at the same

time.


Holmes

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You can also die if you drink soda while you have pop rocks in your mouth



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An elderly woman dried her poodle in the microwave.

[Kari]

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You can also

die if you drink soda while you have pop rocks in your mouth

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An

elderly woman dried her poodle in the microwave.

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\"The Hook\"

terrorized teenagers watching the midnight submarine races.

A girl who visited multiple tanning salons cooked her

insides.

[Holmes]

Yup. It\'s all

true.


Holmes

[Mtnjim]

You wrote it on the

internet, so it must be! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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You wrote it on the internet, so it must be!

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and so was the time the cute little doggie brought home by a tourist turns out to be a Mexican sewer rat.

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[DrSmellThis]

I know Mikey made it

into adulthood -- he was on one of those \"what ever happened to...\" TV segments.

[DrSmellThis]

I\'m pretty sure

Mikey made it into adulthood -- he was on one of those \"what ever happened to...\" TV segments.

[Holmes]

I loved the one about

Telly Salavas choking on a lollipop.


Holmes

[Elana]

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I loved the one about Telly Salavas choking on a lollipop.


Holmes



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I loved the

one about Telly Salavas choking on a lollipop.


Holmes

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good as Richard Gere and the gerbil.

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That one WAS the best.

EVERYBODY knew a the nurse who worked in ER at Cedars Sinai, that night. Musta been 2,00o nurse.

[Holmes]

The gerbil was fake. The

lollipop was real.

I love Poprocks!


Holmes