Power

[manchorito]

Has anybody seen the movie

Casino? If yes, I\'m sure you can see how Robert DiNero or Joe Pesci both become powerful in Vegas. If no,

basically, two guys become powerful in Vegas through mostly illegal means, but it all revolves around money and

power. I am in high school, and frankly I want to be Robert DiNero of Casino in school. I want to walk in and know

that I own the place. Now PI, I\'m sure would help me with this. But in the end, it all revolves around money.

Does anybody know how I can make money, then pay people to back me up, or do things for me? Money is the key here, I

need it. A grocery store job or any common teenager job just isn\'t enough.

[Sexyredhead]

Are you serious?

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[Elana]

Wow!

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Really...wow! No words....nope....I got nothing....

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[Elana]

OK...I thought about it for a bit

and I know what you need. You need to save up some money and get yourself a shiny space ship. Think how cool you

will look when your sparkly ship lands on the school grounds and you exit wearing a gold sparkly space suit with

really cool looking sun glasses. The chicks would go nuts!

Space ship = POWER!

[Sexyredhead]

Or for the low-budget

version, just show up in the sparkly space outfit with the cool glasses and tell all the girls you\'re spaceship

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[Elana]

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Or for the low-budget version, just show up in the sparkly space outfit with

the cool glasses and tell all the girls you\'re spaceship is invisible.

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[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img] Wow! You\'re good, SRH...you\'re really good!

[Holmes]

Manchorito,

Doan

FAHHHGHT the power. SEEize the power. Metterofec. Turn PAin into power. Annnnd, well...you know

the rest...

No better advice that I know of. Power comes from within, son!

You liked Casino?

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Holmes

[Elana]

I am thinking something like

this.

http://us.st6.yimg.com/sto

re4.yimg.com/I/manplanet_1768_130470185

[Holmes]

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I am in high school, and frankly I want to be Robert DiNero of Casino in

school.

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Personally, I\'d shoot for the Robert DeNiro in real

life. But that\'s me.

Rupert Pupkin--you wanna pattern yourself after somebody? There\'s

the guy! He had such a great sense of style. And that mustache!

You could go for a Jake Lamotta vibe, but then

you\'d have to gain like 300 lbs. a few years down the road.

Or how about Travis Bickle? Nah, bad

idea...

JUST JOIN THE FREAKING MOB ALREADY, WILL YOU?!


Holmes

[Sacogoo]

Manchorito writes:


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Does anybody know how I can make money

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Gay porn.

Or a crystal meth lab.

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I am in high school, and frankly I want to be Robert DiNero of Casino in

school. I want to walk in and know that I own the place.

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Dude -

you realize that it was just a movie, right? Also, do you realize that Joe Pesci\'s character ended up getting

beat to death with a baseball bat, and DeNiro\'s character got blown up?

Anyway, I think that, in terms of

characters portrayed by Robert DeNiro on film, you\'re more on your way to becoming Travis in Taxi Driver than Abe

in Casino.

[Holmes]

Again, Travis = Bad Idea. The

mohawk doesn\'t suit everyone\'s head shape.

Manchorito, I think you\'re just gonna have to go ahead and

start whacking.


Holmes

[CJ01]

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I am in high school, and frankly I want to be Robert DiNero of Casino



<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\"> do you also remember how this guy ends up at the end of the film? An

his bst friend is a violent psychopath who shags his wife. His fault in a way, if I´m not mistaken (been years

since I saw this film) he teats her like sh*t. You want to be like that? That´s too sad for words.

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But in the end, it all revolves around money. Does anybody know how I can make money, then pay people to back

me up, or do things for me? Money is the key here, I need it.

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You

don´t need money, except to live in course [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] You can gain `power´

in different ways. Forget this strategy, it´ll backfire before it worked at all.


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Gay porn.


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Manchorito, I think you\'re just gonna have to go ahead and start whacking.




<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\"> holmes, you´re not serious

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CJ

[Jones]

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Has anybody seen the movie Casino? If yes, I\'m sure you can see how

Robert DiNero or Joe Pesci both become powerful in Vegas. If no, basically, two guys become powerful in Vegas

through mostly illegal means, but it all revolves around money and power. I am in high school, and frankly I want to

be Robert DiNero of Casino in school. I want to walk in and know that I own the place. Now PI, I\'m sure would

help me with this. But in the end, it all revolves around money. Does anybody know how I can make money, then pay

people to back me up, or do things for me? Money is the key here, I need it. A grocery store job or any common

teenager job just isn\'t enough.

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[u scare me]

[Holmes]

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holmes, you´re not serious [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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Well no, I meant

the other kind of whacking.


Holmes

[Elana]

I am surprised that nobody has

thought of this. Maybe Machorito can start his own one man band. Women love musicians. It wouldn\'t have to cost

that much. A couple of spoons, a garbage pail lid, some shells in a coffee can. This could really work.

[Holmes]

Funny, I was just thinking the

same! Here\'s what you do: learn to play one or two chords on the guitar (or a little OOH AH OOH-OOH AH on the

drums). Write some sophomoric anthems about getting laid. Put on some face paint and platforms. Have action figures

made in your own likeness. And for God\'s sake, mate, stick out your tongue!

Oh, the millions you\'ll

make.

Then, you can write a book and brag about all the women you may or may not have slept with.


Holmes

[Elana]

Just reading that and thinking

about machorito with his face paint on and high heeled boots....I am swooning

[Holmes]

See Manchorito? The answer lies

not in any DeNiro character, but instead in breathing fire and singing in a fake, growly voice. The chicks dig that

and so do record companie$$$.


Holmes

[Icarus]

If there\'s one piece of

advice that I can give, it\'s this:

Grow a beard.

(for thought they may not admit it here, all members fear

and love the beard in equal measures; some do not understand it, but accept its power. And chicks LOOOVE it. Just

ask Elana. When I shaved off my ZZTop effort, she locked me underneath the sink with the bleaches until I grew

another one.)

Trust me, you\'ll own the room.

Steveeeeeeeee!

[Elana]

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When I shaved off my ZZTop effort, she locked me underneath the sink with the

bleaches until I grew another one.)


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You

f@#king son a bitch!!! I still can\'t believe you

f@#king pulled that s#%t!!! Now go bring me my hot chocolate. THREE marshmallows, not

two, not four!

Awww a man in a long beard. That gets my motor running.

[Holmes]

Is that why you liked my brother

so much?


Holmes

[EXIT63]

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Has anybody seen the movie Casino? If yes, I\'m sure you can see how Robert

DiNero or Joe Pesci both become powerful in Vegas. If no, basically, two guys become powerful in Vegas through

mostly illegal means, but it all revolves around money and power. I am in high school, and frankly I want to be

Robert DiNero of Casino in school. I want to walk in and know that I own the place. Now PI, I\'m sure would help

me with this. But in the end, it all revolves around money. Does anybody know how I can make money, then pay people

to back me up, or do things for me? Money is the key here, I need it. A grocery store job or any common teenager job

just isn\'t enough.

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My friend Manchorito, Disregard what

everyone else said. They don\'t understand people like you (and me).

Follow your dream. Don\'t let others

stop you like they did me. Everyone laughed at my million dollar idea. (Reclining barstools).

STUPID

FOOLS!!!...I\'LL DESTROY THEM ALL!!!

You have to figure this out for yourself. Here\'s a good place to

start.

http://www.nakedcowboy.com/

Learn from the master.

PS.

Elana, I don\'t want to see this website on your favorites list.

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[Holmes]

You\'re just bitter because

someone else beat you to the patent.

Manchorito, why would you want to \"own\" a high school? Set your

sights a little higher, my man.

Now watching: \"Bowling For Columbine\" - Moore


Holmes

[Elana]

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Follow your dream. Don\'t let others stop you like they did me. Everyone

laughed at my million dollar idea. (Reclining barstools).

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I

thought that you had to wait for the lawsuits to be finalized before you could start producing them again.

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[Elana]

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Is that why you liked my brother so much?


Holmes

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That and the way he always offers me his leftovers. He usually has about 1

pound of food stuck in his teeth after a big meal and is always happy to share. I just think that is sweet.

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[Holmes]

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Nasty.


Holmes

[franki]

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Has anybody seen the movie Casino? If yes, I\'m sure you can see how Robert

DiNero or Joe Pesci both become powerful in Vegas. If no, basically, two guys become powerful in Vegas through

mostly illegal means, but it all revolves around money and power. I am in high school, and frankly I want to be

Robert DiNero of Casino in school. I want to walk in and know that I own the place. Now PI, I\'m sure would help

me with this. But in the end, it all revolves around money. Does anybody know how I can make money, then pay people

to back me up, or do things for me? Money is the key here, I need it. A grocery store job or any common teenager job

just isn\'t enough.

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The good thing is you seem to have the

drive achieve something. In german we would say : \"that\'s half the rent\" = that is half of what you

need.

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[Holmes]

Agreed. Absolutely.


Holmes

[Sacogoo]

franki writes:


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The good thing is you seem to have the drive

achieve something. In german we would say : \"that\'s half the rent\" = that is half of what you need.

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Speaking of insanity and Germany, didn\'t Hitler seem to have the drive

to do something?

Hey, manchorito, when you finally go full overboard and pull a Travis Bickle, I\'d be happy to

write your biography. Can I send you a contract for exclusive rights/management?

I already envision the title:

\"Cauldron of Fire: The Manchorito Syndrome - A Case Study of Teen Angst, Pheromones, and Pop Culture.\"

Any

psychology PhD canidates out there looking for a potential great doctoral thesis want to collaborate?

[franki]

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Speaking of insanity and Germany, didn\'t Hitler seem to have the

drive to do something?


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This seems a bit far-fetched for

this thread, don\'t you think..