Power

[Holmes]

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Speaking of insanity and Germany, didn\'t Hitler seem to have the drive to

do something?

Hey, manchorito, when you finally go full overboard and pull a Travis Bickle, I\'d be happy to

write your biography. Can I send you a contract for exclusive rights/management?

I already envision the title:

\"Cauldron of Fire: The Manchorito Syndrome - A Case Study of Teen Angst, Pheromones, and Pop Culture.\"

Any

psychology PhD canidates out there looking for a potential great doctoral thesis want to collaborate?

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[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img][img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/im

g] Jeezus!

Very effective: If someone \"busts your balls\" at school, just turn very slowly (in your

fake beard) and say \"Are you talkin\' to me?\"

The combo of the interrogation and the beard is quite

daunting and should shut them up immediately.


Holmes

[SweetSeduceGurl]

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Has anybody seen the movie Casino? If yes, I\'m

sure you can see how Robert DiNero or Joe Pesci both become powerful in Vegas. If no, basically, two guys become

powerful in Vegas through mostly illegal means, but it all revolves around money and power. I am in high school, and

frankly I want to be Robert DiNero of Casino in school. I want to walk in and know that I own the place. Now PI,

I\'m sure would help me with this. But in the end, it all revolves around money. Does anybody know how I can make

money, then pay people to back me up, or do things for me? Money is the key here, I need it. A grocery store job or

any common teenager job just isn\'t enough.

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Here\'s an idea!

Sell your ass. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

Go find a nasty rich bimbo and sell her your ass. They have nothing better to do and are always horny and will pay

very well. Since your a high school kid, you should be able to get more money because of your youthful sexy body!

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] Find 10 or so clients like this and you will be set for life. I

hope this helps you out honey? [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[Elana]

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Here\'s an idea! Sell your ass. Go find a nasty rich bimbo and sell her

your ass.

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and wear a space suit while you are doing her. She will

give you extra $$ for that.

[Holmes]

And a beard.


Holmes

[SweetSeduceGurl]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
</font><blockquote><font

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and wear a space suit while you are doing her. She will give you extra $$ for

that.

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ooooooooh, I never thought of that Elana. That young hot

body wearing that space suit would be soooooo yummy! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[Sagacious1420]

</font><blockquote><font

class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Here\'s an idea! Sell your ass.

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] Go find a

nasty rich bimbo and sell her your ass. They have nothing better to do and are always horny and will pay very well.

Since your a high school kid, you should be able to get more money because of your youthful sexy body!

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] Find 10 or so clients like this and you will be set for life. I

hope this helps you out honey? [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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He\'ll have to change his name to Deuce Bigalow, though!

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Just stay away from my sugar mamma!

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

One tip: Janes who are older and married to rich men (who are

married to their business) make the best marks. They\'re the most generous and appreciative w/ virtually no

hassles. They don\'t want to derail their gravy train, ya know.

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[Elana]

</font><blockquote><font

class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
And a beard.


Holmes

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class=\"post\">

and face paint

[Sagacious1420]

</font><blockquote><font

class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
And a

beard.


Holmes

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

and face paint

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class=\"post\">

Glittery face paint!?!

Very sparkly. Very, very sparkly. Definitely very sparkly.

[Icarus]

In America: First you get the

beard, then you get the women, then you get the power!

Includes all mod cons.

[Holmes]

You\'re damn

tootin\'!

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Glittery face paint!?!

Very

sparkly. Very, very sparkly. Definitely very sparkly.

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class=\"post\">

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] No, more like The King Of The Nighttime World,

baby! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]


Holmes

[Elana]

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No, more like The King Of The Nighttime World, baby!

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and you\'re my headlight queen

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Truth be told.....huge Kiss fan over here.

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

[Holmes]

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] Yeah, me too, in spite of myself. (Shhhhhh!)

I still listen to

Alive! quite a bit. Rockin\'.


Holmes

[Elana]

I love Alive and I also love some

of the weird ones like \"goin blind\" from Hotter than Hell. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

KISS ROCKS, DUDE!!!

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
Ace Frehley lead guitar...SHOCK ME

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[Holmes]

Ace! I met him years ago.

Interesting (strange) dude.

Apparently he actually was shocked a couple times.

Anyway, he would never

make it in a High School, because he has no beard and he\'s sure as hell no Robert DeNiro.

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]


Holmes

[Elana]

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Apparently he actually was shocked a couple times.

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/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">
Yep...turned blue on stage. Very scary without his makeup.

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img] but...if he had a beard it would have covered up his scars.

AND!!! HE DOES WEAR A SPACESUIT!!! See!!! Ace wears a spacesuit and HE GETS THE GIRLS!!!
We have come full circle!

[Elana]

and I rest my case

[Sacogoo]

Elana writes:


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Truth be told.....huge Kiss fan over here.

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/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

I love you. Seriously.

After that comment, I can\'t even remember

what my wife looks like.

KISS Alive is one of the greatest albums ever - at the very least it\'s one of the top

25 albums of the \'70\'s.

\"Get up, and get your Grandma outta here. Pick up, Old Jim is working hard

this year. Baby, do the things he says to do. Do it! Baby if you\'re feeling good. Baby if you\'re feeling

nice. You know your man is working hard. He\'s worth a deuce!\"

Not only am I now listening to: KISS\'s

\"Alive\", but I\'m playing along with that sucker on my Strat!

[Holmes]

</font><blockquote><font

class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
and I rest my case

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

There it

is. Spacesuit + beard (with or without make-up) + a couple DeNiro quotes = High School Overlord!

Or put

differently: be like Ace + Bobby D + Billy Gibbons (sans the drinking problem, SAG membership, and furry guitars,

respectively) and all will consider the area around you peed upon. You own it, baby. King of the room, king of the

hill.

So be it. (Down swingeth the gavel.)


This is getting ridiculous. Hell, Manchorito, just walk in there

naked. With make-up. And a good cologne.


Holmes

[Holmes]

</font><blockquote><font

class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
KISS Alive is one of the greatest albums ever - at the very least it\'s one

of the top 25 albums of the \'70\'s.

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

No arguments

here.


Holmes

[EXIT63]

Kiss sucks....And even if they

were good. Get over it already. 2004 in 6 weeks...remember. I suppose you like that fat slob no talent meatloaf

too.

[CJ01]

</font><blockquote><font

class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
One tip: Janes who are older and married to rich men (who are married to

their business) make the best marks. They\'re the most generous and appreciative w/ virtually no hassles. They

don\'t want to derail their gravy train, ya know.


<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\"> True! Those

are the ones I keep looking out for too [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

[CJ01]

</font><blockquote><font

class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Kiss sucks....And even if they were good. Get over it already. 2004 in 6

weeks...remember. I suppose you like that fat slob no talent meatloaf too.


<hr /></blockquote><font

class=\"post\"> Beat sh*t like J Lo, Spears, Timberland and what have you ugh , too many to mention

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] And ANYTHING

that´s been `casted´ Puke!!! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img]

[Holmes]

God, I totally agree with regard

to J Lo! I just cannot abide the woman or her \"work.\" Best thing she ever did was the Selena film

and even that was highly suspect.

Did you mean Timbaland or Timberlake, CJ? Timbaland

is a freaking genius. And Timberlake...funny, I was just mentioning to someone about liking the new CD, even though

I can\'t come to grips with what he and his ilk (Britney, etc.) represent for the times ahead...

Britney

Spears? Ugh. What the hell is she?


Holmes

[CJ01]

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class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Did you mean Timbaland or Timberlake, CJ? Timbaland is a freaking genius.



<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\"> I know it was an intentional spelling mistake

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr

/>
Best thing she ever did was the Selena film and even that was highly suspect.


<hr /></blockquote><font

class=\"post\"> [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] never seen it nor heard of it I think

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img] Must have been really good then

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

There´s othrs I could have mentioned but most people on this

board would not know `who they are´ - and they´re lucky too [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Gotta admit

don´t hear these peoples music, it´s too unrecognisable for my taste (I have very good taste btw

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] )
A lot of

stuff we´re confronted with these days is rubbish [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[Holmes]

Yes, but Meatloaf rules,

dammit!

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
There´s othrs I could have mentioned but

most people on this board would not know `who they are´ - and they´re lucky too

<hr /></blockquote><font

class=\"post\">

Vanessa Paradis? [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]


Holmes

[CJ01]

Christ,you heard of her? As it

happens she´s been more into acting the last few years as far as I know, a much better choice I reckon.

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[franki]

</font><blockquote><font

class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />


Britney Spears? Ugh. What the hell is she?




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/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

I wouldn`t throw her out of my bed!

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[CJ01]

I would!
You can´t be serious man

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif[/img]

[Holmes]

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] I prefer Christina all the way around. But that\'s between the

two.

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Christ,you heard of her? As it happens she´s

been more into acting the last few years as far as I know, a much better choice I reckon.

<hr

/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

Haha, yeah. Though I sheepishly confess to owning her \"Live At The

Zenith\" disc--and it has been in my CD player more than once! (Hey, first step is admitting you have a

problem, right?) [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]


Holmes

[franki]

</font><blockquote><font

class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] I prefer Christina all the

way around. But that\'s between the two.


<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

Christina?

She looks like such a tiny little creature. And very trashy too. Not very attractive ...




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