Are you serious?
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Has anybody seen the movie
Casino? If yes, I\'m sure you can see how Robert DiNero or Joe Pesci both become powerful in Vegas. If no,
basically, two guys become powerful in Vegas through mostly illegal means, but it all revolves around money and
power. I am in high school, and frankly I want to be Robert DiNero of Casino in school. I want to walk in and know
that I own the place. Now PI, I\'m sure would help me with this. But in the end, it all revolves around money.
Does anybody know how I can make money, then pay people to back me up, or do things for me? Money is the key here, I
need it. A grocery store job or any common teenager job just isn\'t enough.
Are you serious?
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Wow!
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Really...wow! No words....nope....I got nothing....
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OK...I thought about it for a bit
and I know what you need. You need to save up some money and get yourself a shiny space ship. Think how cool you
will look when your sparkly ship lands on the school grounds and you exit wearing a gold sparkly space suit with
really cool looking sun glasses. The chicks would go nuts!
Space ship = POWER!
Or for the low-budget
version, just show up in the sparkly space outfit with the cool glasses and tell all the girls you\'re spaceship
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Or for the low-budget version, just show up in the sparkly space outfit with
the cool glasses and tell all the girls you\'re spaceship is invisible.
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[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img] Wow! You\'re good, SRH...you\'re really good!
Manchorito,
Doan
FAHHHGHT the power. SEEize the power. Metterofec. Turn PAin into power. Annnnd, well...you know
the rest...
No better advice that I know of. Power comes from within, son!
You liked Casino?
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Holmes
I am thinking something like
this.
http://us.st6.yimg.com/sto
re4.yimg.com/I/manplanet_1768_130470185
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I am in high school, and frankly I want to be Robert DiNero of Casino in
school.
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Personally, I\'d shoot for the Robert DeNiro in real
life. But that\'s me.
Rupert Pupkin--you wanna pattern yourself after somebody? There\'s
the guy! He had such a great sense of style. And that mustache!
You could go for a Jake Lamotta vibe, but then
you\'d have to gain like 300 lbs. a few years down the road.
Or how about Travis Bickle? Nah, bad
idea...
JUST JOIN THE FREAKING MOB ALREADY, WILL YOU?!
Holmes
Manchorito writes:
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Does anybody know how I can make money
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Gay porn.
Or a crystal meth lab.
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I am in high school, and frankly I want to be Robert DiNero of Casino in
school. I want to walk in and know that I own the place.
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Dude -
you realize that it was just a movie, right? Also, do you realize that Joe Pesci\'s character ended up getting
beat to death with a baseball bat, and DeNiro\'s character got blown up?
Anyway, I think that, in terms of
characters portrayed by Robert DeNiro on film, you\'re more on your way to becoming Travis in Taxi Driver than Abe
in Casino.
Again, Travis = Bad Idea. The
mohawk doesn\'t suit everyone\'s head shape.
Manchorito, I think you\'re just gonna have to go ahead and
start whacking.
Holmes
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I am in high school, and frankly I want to be Robert DiNero of Casino
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\"> do you also remember how this guy ends up at the end of the film? An
his bst friend is a violent psychopath who shags his wife. His fault in a way, if I´m not mistaken (been years
since I saw this film) he teats her like sh*t. You want to be like that? That´s too sad for words.
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But in the end, it all revolves around money. Does anybody know how I can make money, then pay people to back
me up, or do things for me? Money is the key here, I need it.
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You
don´t need money, except to live in course [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] You can gain `power´
in different ways. Forget this strategy, it´ll backfire before it worked at all.
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Gay porn.
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Manchorito, I think you\'re just gonna have to go ahead and start whacking.
<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\"> holmes, you´re not serious
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CJ
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Has anybody seen the movie Casino? If yes, I\'m sure you can see how
Robert DiNero or Joe Pesci both become powerful in Vegas. If no, basically, two guys become powerful in Vegas
through mostly illegal means, but it all revolves around money and power. I am in high school, and frankly I want to
be Robert DiNero of Casino in school. I want to walk in and know that I own the place. Now PI, I\'m sure would
help me with this. But in the end, it all revolves around money. Does anybody know how I can make money, then pay
people to back me up, or do things for me? Money is the key here, I need it. A grocery store job or any common
teenager job just isn\'t enough.
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[u scare me]
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holmes, you´re not serious [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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Well no, I meant
the other kind of whacking.
Holmes
I am surprised that nobody has
thought of this. Maybe Machorito can start his own one man band. Women love musicians. It wouldn\'t have to cost
that much. A couple of spoons, a garbage pail lid, some shells in a coffee can. This could really work.
Funny, I was just thinking the
same! Here\'s what you do: learn to play one or two chords on the guitar (or a little OOH AH OOH-OOH AH on the
drums). Write some sophomoric anthems about getting laid. Put on some face paint and platforms. Have action figures
made in your own likeness. And for God\'s sake, mate, stick out your tongue!
Oh, the millions you\'ll
make.
Then, you can write a book and brag about all the women you may or may not have slept with.
Holmes
Just reading that and thinking
about machorito with his face paint on and high heeled boots....I am swooning
See Manchorito? The answer lies
not in any DeNiro character, but instead in breathing fire and singing in a fake, growly voice. The chicks dig that
and so do record companie$$$.
Holmes
If there\'s one piece of
advice that I can give, it\'s this:
Grow a beard.
(for thought they may not admit it here, all members fear
and love the beard in equal measures; some do not understand it, but accept its power. And chicks LOOOVE it. Just
ask Elana. When I shaved off my ZZTop effort, she locked me underneath the sink with the bleaches until I grew
another one.)
Trust me, you\'ll own the room.
Steveeeeeeeee!
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When I shaved off my ZZTop effort, she locked me underneath the sink with the
bleaches until I grew another one.)
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You
f@#king son a bitch!!! I still can\'t believe you
f@#king pulled that s#%t!!! Now go bring me my hot chocolate. THREE marshmallows, not
two, not four!
Awww a man in a long beard. That gets my motor running.
Is that why you liked my brother
so much?
Holmes
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Has anybody seen the movie Casino? If yes, I\'m sure you can see how Robert
DiNero or Joe Pesci both become powerful in Vegas. If no, basically, two guys become powerful in Vegas through
mostly illegal means, but it all revolves around money and power. I am in high school, and frankly I want to be
Robert DiNero of Casino in school. I want to walk in and know that I own the place. Now PI, I\'m sure would help
me with this. But in the end, it all revolves around money. Does anybody know how I can make money, then pay people
to back me up, or do things for me? Money is the key here, I need it. A grocery store job or any common teenager job
just isn\'t enough.
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My friend Manchorito, Disregard what
everyone else said. They don\'t understand people like you (and me).
Follow your dream. Don\'t let others
stop you like they did me. Everyone laughed at my million dollar idea. (Reclining barstools).
STUPID
FOOLS!!!...I\'LL DESTROY THEM ALL!!!
You have to figure this out for yourself. Here\'s a good place to
start.
http://www.nakedcowboy.com/
Learn from the master.
PS.
Elana, I don\'t want to see this website on your favorites list.
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You\'re just bitter because
someone else beat you to the patent.
Manchorito, why would you want to \"own\" a high school? Set your
sights a little higher, my man.
Now watching: \"Bowling For Columbine\" - Moore
Holmes
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Follow your dream. Don\'t let others stop you like they did me. Everyone
laughed at my million dollar idea. (Reclining barstools).
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I
thought that you had to wait for the lawsuits to be finalized before you could start producing them again.
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Is that why you liked my brother so much?
Holmes
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That and the way he always offers me his leftovers. He usually has about 1
pound of food stuck in his teeth after a big meal and is always happy to share. I just think that is sweet.
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Nasty.
Holmes
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Has anybody seen the movie Casino? If yes, I\'m sure you can see how Robert
DiNero or Joe Pesci both become powerful in Vegas. If no, basically, two guys become powerful in Vegas through
mostly illegal means, but it all revolves around money and power. I am in high school, and frankly I want to be
Robert DiNero of Casino in school. I want to walk in and know that I own the place. Now PI, I\'m sure would help
me with this. But in the end, it all revolves around money. Does anybody know how I can make money, then pay people
to back me up, or do things for me? Money is the key here, I need it. A grocery store job or any common teenager job
just isn\'t enough.
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The good thing is you seem to have the
drive achieve something. In german we would say : \"that\'s half the rent\" = that is half of what you
need.
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franki writes:
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The good thing is you seem to have the drive
achieve something. In german we would say : \"that\'s half the rent\" = that is half of what you need.
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Speaking of insanity and Germany, didn\'t Hitler seem to have the drive
to do something?
Hey, manchorito, when you finally go full overboard and pull a Travis Bickle, I\'d be happy to
write your biography. Can I send you a contract for exclusive rights/management?
I already envision the title:
\"Cauldron of Fire: The Manchorito Syndrome - A Case Study of Teen Angst, Pheromones, and Pop Culture.\"
Any
psychology PhD canidates out there looking for a potential great doctoral thesis want to collaborate?
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Speaking of insanity and Germany, didn\'t Hitler seem to have the
drive to do something?
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This seems a bit far-fetched for
this thread, don\'t you think..
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