Power

[Elana]

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Christina? She looks like such a tiny little creature. And very trashy too.

Not very attractive ...


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Her skin is orange. WAY too much self

tanner.

[Holmes]

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] Well, I\'m just saying if it were between the two and there was a

gun to my head.


Holmes

[CJ01]

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Haha, yeah. Though I sheepishly confess to owning her \"Live At The

Zenith\" disc--and it has been in my CD player more than once! (Hey, first step is admitting you have a problem,

right?)


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class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
\"Live At The Zenith\" disc

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

never heard of that myself. I´m proud though that you realize there´s a problem somewhere

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] Mind you, I never listened to it say I ought to be more lenient

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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/>
Christina? She looks like such a tiny little creature. And very trashy too. Not very attractive ...


<hr

/></blockquote><font class=\"post\"> Oh I didn´t realize you´re into the virgin look. Okay, you´re young, but

still [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

[franki]

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<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\"> Oh I didn´t realize you´re

into the virgin look. Okay, you´re young, but still [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

<hr

/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

Did I say anything about virgins?

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[franki]

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</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Christina?

She looks like such a tiny little creature. And very trashy too. Not very attractive ...


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/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

Her skin is orange. WAY too much self tanner.

<hr

/></blockquote><font

class=\"post\">

http://www.paulcorrigan.

com/scott/christinacameltoe.jpg

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

[CJ01]

</font><blockquote><font

class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Did I say anything about virgins?

<hr /></blockquote><font

class=\"post\"> yes! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[Holmes]

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class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />


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Christina? She looks like such a tiny little

creature. And very trashy too. Not very attractive ...



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Her skin is orange. WAY too much self tanner.

<hr /></blockquote><font

class=\"post\">



http://www.paulcorrigan.

com/scott/christinacameltoe.jpg



[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

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/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img] Christ Almighty, point

taken! Somebody get a shot of her good side!

May I retract all previous thoughts on this? I\'ll take the

bullet.


Holmes

[Elana]

Hello...I am an orange

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

h

ttp://www.allmovieportal.com/o/aguilera/8mile4.htm

[Elana]

[url=\"http://www.allmovieportal.com/o/aguilera/ca165.htm\"]http://www.allmovieportal.com/o/aguilera/ca165.htm[/u

rl]

[Holmes]

And why is Britney exempt from

this session o\' bashing? Is she wearing the Immunity Robe or just...jeans?

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]


Holmes

[Elana]

she isn\'t orange for starters

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[Holmes]

Since when is \"orangeness\" a

crime? You\'re so strict!



This Britney/Christina debate is getting out of hand.

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img] Fine, I\'ll just take Mya. Or Geddy Lee.



Disclaimer: None

of the preceding material is in any way relevant to the topic of becoming a Powerful Bearded Mobster (with Make-Up)

In A Space Suit.



Edit: Oh, and the glitter!





Holmes

[EXIT63]

I\'d take Pink or Gwen Stefani

over either one of those hoes.

[Elana]

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I\'d take Pink or Gwen Stefani over either one of those hoes.

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/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

Gwen is a cool chick. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img] I

like her style.

Gwen would be even cooler if she grew a beard, wore a spacesuit, became a mobster, purchased an

invisible spaceship, and painted her face.

[Holmes]

I love Gwen Stefani (and the

rest of that band)!

Pink is an atrocity.


Holmes

[Holmes]

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I\'d take Pink or Gwen Stefani over either one of those hoes.

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/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

Really. What do you have against Geddy?


Holmes

[Elana]

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Really. What do you have against Geddy?

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class=\"post\">

I think Tom Sawyer is sexier than Geddy.
Especially when he wears his spacesuit.
and he

isn\'t too orange

Big RUSH fan too. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[Holmes]

Cool!

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

But how will Manchorito make \"The Big Money?\"

(Oh, and

nobody is sexier the Geddy.)


Holmes

[EXIT63]

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But how will Manchorito make \"The Big Money?\"


<hr

/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

Maybe he could do Budlight commercials.

\"Today we salute you

Mr. Grow a beard, wear a spacesuit, became a mobster, purchase an invisible spaceship, and paint your face orange

guy\".

[Elana]

</font><blockquote><font

class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />

\"Today we salute you Mr. Grow a beard, wear a spacesuit, became a

mobster, purchase an invisible spaceship, and paint your face orange guy\".


<hr /></blockquote><font

class=\"post\">

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

background singer.... real men in spacesuits....

[Ash]

</font><blockquote><font

class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
I love Gwen Stefani (and the rest of that band)!


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/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

Has to be one of the best bands ever!!

[Elana]

</font><blockquote><font

class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
I love

Gwen Stefani (and the rest of that band)!


<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

Has to be one of the

best bands ever!!

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

OK...stop the madness!

[Sacogoo]

EXIT63 writes:


</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
I\'d take Pink or Gwen Stefani over either one of

those hoes.

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

Pink? I\'d rather hump a moose. If we have to

keep it musically inclined, I\'d rather do Carnie Wilson (before the stomach stapling) than Pink.

[Holmes]

LOL. Agreed. Such a toughie,

that Pink.

Oh Pink, hurt me! Knee me in the nutz and call it Ramstein.

Pink, Pink, you stink. (Maybe it\'s

the -none.)


Holmes

[manchorito]

Does anybody know how to

gain power in high school?

[Icarus]

How long do you actually have

left in High School?

And why do you want power?

Wouldn\'t you prefer friends, a girlfriend and good

grades?

None of these come attached to {ahem} power.

Steve

P.S. As a side note, the dobbers that have

\'power\' in High School are usually the ones that go on to be proper failures.

[Sexyredhead]

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Does anybody know how to gain power in high school?

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/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

Honey, what\'s going on at school that makes you think you need power so

much? [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

[Elana]

</font><blockquote><font

class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Does anybody know how to gain power in high school?

<hr

/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

We have already been through this several times. The consensus here was to

hire some thugs, wear a space suit, put on KISS makeup and grow a beard.

[franki]

Power is good. I remember when I

was a moderator here and had a lot more power, I was a lot more popular with the ladies.

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[Elana]

</font><blockquote><font

class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Power is good. I remember when I was a moderator here and had a lot more

power, I was a lot more popular with the ladies. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">That\'s not true.

I like you way better as a civilian [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]