The Remote Hit - The Purpose of my Wandering

[Icarus]

Good morning dear Forum Members!

As some of you may recall, my main purpose of inflicting my

presence upon you was in the search for a holy elixer that would solve one of my dearest friends severe and

unchanging drought. (all quiet on the <excuse me> front)

So, completely selflessly

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these pheromones (fake or fabulous) would be best suited for his pursuit of pussy. Vulgarity provided free of

charge.

Of course, in the interim, I decided to join the Forum, as I noted that it may help further this quest,

though dubious that the high-posting members that claimed success may have merely been in the employ of THE

CONGLOMORATTE OF LUV SCENT and duping us poor feebs into parting with our cash, wet-dreaming of being escorted out

of clubs to save us from the ravening hoardes of Femme FATALS trying to smother us with their britches; or finding

ourselves trying to scrub a girls phonenumber off our hands in the morning only to find that it has been tattooed

into our poor flesh by the pheromone influenced supermodel whom is also double-jointed, etc...

Doubts in these

matters are only natural. What easier prey than those trying to get laid? Those willing to

believe...anything.

But, through delving around, posting and reading and posting again, I came to realise that

this seemed far too cunning and complete a trick to ever be realised in the fashion that it would have to be

to create...this!

I then, with no concern for my personal safety, went on to purchase and experiment with a very

remarkable array of smells and chemicals - and the results (as I have reported some of) were more than conclusive.

The effects on myself and those around me were very apparent and very acute (some more than others, admittedly)...

so results (and double as many phonenumbers and flushed women) clutched in my vindicated paw, I went on to create a

mix for my dear friend.

I judged it by his personal needs: He is a tall guy, and in pretty good shape.

Muscular, but not entirely well-defined (but the t-shirt hides a multitude of sins, huh?) (as an aside, I\'ve also

managed to alter his eating and training so that he\'s manageing to reduce his body fat percentage quite gently -

he\'s looking a bit better) So he\'s reasonbly alpha in appearance, but doesn\'t really act it. He kinda

acts tough but you can tell he\'s a kinda submissive dude, when push comes to shove.

I mixed him up a batch

that gave him a little -none boost, but was heavier in the other stuffs so as to break down some of the social

barriers that he himself raises.

The problem arose in actually giving the stuff to him. What do I say? \"Here,

loser, you NEED this stuff to get laid. Off you go and trick women into sleeping with you.\"

Now, both you and

I know that this is not what pheromone usage entails, but I\'m quite sure that the Vulgus would take some time to

be convinced otherwise? (EG: Do you tell people that you wear pheromones?)

So I took the easy road: I told him

that it was a perfume that I\'d had mixed when I was in Egypt, and that had made the girl (Bronwen) that had been

in the shop get both excited and reasonably \'wet\'. I also said that every chick that I had ever worn it

around had felt reasonably similar about it: desperate to know what I was wearing, more interested in me.. and that

it made me feel great! (I actually did get some fragrance mixed in Egypt, but I was already wearing the pheromones

that I believed were the cause of Bronwens excitement (when she was burying her face in my neck to \'smell\' the

new fragrance!)yay!)

So I gave him this holy-grail (i hoped..I guess it\'s hard to really guage if the mix you

give someone else is doing the magic...) and sent him on his way, telling him to apply it to his pulse points (and

not too much- i said- cuz it\'s really concentrated perfumers oil... look, he knows even less about this stuff

than I do- sorry to those who know thier parfum)

I said.. act like a nice guy, but still a guy. You have

needs, dammit!

This morning, as I was replying in my usual innane manner to a post on the \'open discussion\'

forum, I got a somewhat ecstatic phonecall from my little Guinea-Pig, telling me about the !fantabulous! night he

had \'just\' returned from... Women, Wine, Dancing, Loving, Romancing and this \'one girl\'. My heart

leapt up and got caught in my throat. I wish I had been there to see his shell fall off! (I was writing an essay,

however.) He had just got home from her flat at 10:00am this morning.

Was there any mention of any of the stuff

I had done for him? Nah! But I didn\'t care! I was just glad to hear his voice with the enthusiastic lilt of

someone that has just been laid, and probably has the option of getting laid again. Tres soon!

So it\'s all

over, people.. I have achieved what I set out for.

But is this the end? Can I ever leave this place? I find

myself sniffing and then applying my pheromes, though I swore that was not my purpose in buying them...

Is this

the end, or just the beginning?

This is a Thanks!! to all those who helped, directly or otherwise, by answering

my questions, posting brilliant advice and hit-stories, and generally putting up with my various grotesqueries

throughout these last months!

I love you all (and so should Graham, but he has no idea!)

Steve

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[Bernard]

i just wonder what if one daay that the goverment annouce pheromone is illegal or manufacturer stop the

manufactoring of pheromone , what are we all going to do. it seemed that we all have addicted to pheromone . i dont

think we cant live without it. anyone would what would he /she do if one day pheromone no more exist. pheromone has

become part of our lives. i wonder how long we must depend on pheromone before we can have our own charma and

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[Icarus]

I\'m pretty sure everyone on this forum can get by just fine..

A little self-belief and confidence

goes a long way.

Chin-up!

Steve

[belgareth]

Do you really believe that a law against pheromones will have much more than a superficial effect on

their useage? Maybe you should create a pole asking how many people here would ignore such a law and simply buy them

illegally. Look at all the prescription drugs people buy and ship through the mail now. Our government has

demonstrated a tremendous ability to create unenforceable laws. Do you really believe they can even muster the

attention to outlaw them? Mones do not affect their pockets either way so it is likely they will do nothing.

[proteus]

Very interesting post Icarus. What was in the mix you gave your friend?

[CptKipling]

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Good morning dear Forum

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[Icarus]

ok.. to cut a long story short, pheromones got my mate laid.

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considerable abstinence)

Steve

[MOBLEYC57]

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Very interesting post Icarus. What was

in the mix you gave your friend?

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[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] What Mister P said.

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[MOBLEYC57]

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Very interesting post Icarus. What was

in the mix you gave your friend?

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[Icarus]

Scotcha

it were 3:4:1:1 SoE:SPMO:NPA:PI (no cover, let the SoE and SPMO do the job)

I

gave it to him in a smallish phial, and told him to use a couple of dabs after really shaking the bottle.

AND

HEY PRESTO!! Confident Graham + Receptive Females = A Fun Time Had By All!


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Steve

[Watcher]

And off we go go wondering in a shopping mall somewhere or a social event and all sorts of fun can be

unleashed - watcher has been very busy latley ive come up with a few new power mixes - dismayed at the lack of new

products but existing ones looking good.
Edge essentials is great. DD#1 and the other DD Mixes continue to

work.

You know the SOE:SPMO NPA and PI mix would work good, is the NPA and PI mens or womens version as they are

both completley different.

[Icarus]

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You know the SOE:SPMO NPA and PI mix

would work good, is the NPA and PI mens or womens version as they are both completley different.

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All male - I never bothered getting any of the female products at the

outset... are they any good?

Steve

[Watcher]

Well i think that the female NPA just has some Anol in it.

And PI(W) has more anol and couplins

(only a small amount) better used in a combo of NPA(M) and PI(W) - ive used couplins to get women competiting over

what they think is a guy who has been and has the smell of other women (gets the 9 and 10 attractive women more

interested) just a little secret to get some of the male pheromones to work a little better.

[Icarus]

Groovalicious... I\'ve had this crazy ride on behalf of my friend.. who is now cured!!

It\'s

a fun hobby though. And the payoff is fun, too!

Steve