Do women avoid smelling fat guys?

[Elana]

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Elana, why

spend your time working out when you can do funner things, like watching paint dry or grass grow?

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/></blockquote><font class=\"post\"> The results are worth it to me. I love the way I look.

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I second that. Nothing\'s better for a woman, than the gym. Well, ALMOST

nothing. &lt;g&gt;

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Yeah! Almost nothing.

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[bjf]

Elana

and Kari, I am not knocking working out for those who enjoy it. Keep doin your thing soul sisters!

Kari, for

every woman who choses a guy for his body, it seems as if there are dozens more who pick a guy for their mind. Most

men\'s bodies all look the same anyway (at least to my untrained eye

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img])

[Elana]

It\'s all about the WHOLE PACKAGE. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[Kari]

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Elana and Kari, I am not knocking working out for

those who enjoy it. Keep doin your thing soul sisters!

Kari, for every woman who choses a guy for his body, it

seems as if there are dozens more who pick a guy for their mind. Most men\'s bodies all look the same anyway (at

least to my untrained eye [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img])




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Yes.... in the dark, ALL cats are grey. &lt;g&gt;

[Icarus]

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[Kari]

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She says with a grin.

(but no wink...)

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I second Elana in THAT one, too.

[Elana]

Hey!

My cat is blonde. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[Kari]

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Elana and Kari, I am not knocking working out for

those who enjoy it. Keep doin your thing soul sisters!

Kari, for every woman who choses a guy for his body, it

seems as if there are dozens more who pick a guy for their mind. Most men\'s bodies all look the same anyway (at

least to my untrained eye [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img])




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A pretty body will hold my attention for AT LEAST ten seconds. Then, when he opens his

mouth.......the REAL impression is first made.

[Elana]

Certain International political issues are mandatory for me. If you don\'t agree on one in particular one, then

everything is out the window. We all have our passions.

[bjf]

Thanks

gals for explaining the full story

[Pancho1188]

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CJ, the strongest muscle in the human body is the

heart.


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Actually, it\'s the tongue. Go figure.

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[Kari]

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CJ, the strongest muscle in the human body is the heart.


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Actually, it\'s the tongue. Go figure.

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

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Sounds good to ME. &lt;g&gt;

[SweetSeduceGurl]

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Pancho...take a cold shower!!! I mean down boy, down!

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It\'s all Elana\'s and SSG\'s fault!!! They took over the damn

Matrix thread with sexual innuendos!!! The single man can only take so much!!!!!!!!!!

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] I swear I\'m

okay now. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] A night of Bubble Boy, Super Buffet, Video Games, and

Movie-Making Magic (It was awesome! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] I\'ll put it on my website

when it\'s finished!) saved the day!!! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

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Pancho

honey,

We simply livened up a dead thread! You should be thanking us instead of pointing fingers.

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

bjf, I owe

you a slap in the head for calling me sunshine. Come over here please!

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[Kari]

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Pancho...take a cold shower!!! I mean down boy, down!

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/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

It\'s all Elana\'s and SSG\'s fault!!! They took over the damn

Matrix thread with sexual innuendos!!! The single man can only take so much!!!!!!!!!!

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] I swear I\'m

okay now. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] A night of Bubble Boy, Super Buffet, Video Games, and

Movie-Making Magic (It was awesome! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] I\'ll put it on my website

when it\'s finished!) saved the day!!! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

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We were JUST

discussing physical fitness. Can\'t discuss that without also discussing, er, push-ups. &lt;g&gt;

[bjf]

bjf, I

owe you a slap in the head for calling me sunshine. Come over here please!&gt;&gt;&gt;

Which head, angel

eyes? [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[SweetSeduceGurl]

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bjf, I owe you a slap in the head for

calling me sunshine. Come over here please!&gt;&gt;&gt;

Which head, angel eyes?

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

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The one on your

shoulders of course. Wouldn\'t want to hurt the good one! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[Pancho1188]

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Pancho honey,

We simply livened up a dead

thread! You should be thanking us instead of pointing fingers. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]


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Of course, but I

wasn\'t pointing fingers in the traditional way. What I said was basically like saying, \"You have to go and be

so damn beautiful and sexy, huh? It\'s all your fault for being so damn nice and pretty.\"

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[bjf]

&lt;&lt;The one on your shoulders of course. Wouldn\'t want to hurt the good one! &gt;&gt;&gt;

OK ssg, I am

ready for my beating. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[SweetSeduceGurl]

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We were JUST discussing physical

fitness. Can\'t discuss that without also discussing, er, push-ups.

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class=\"post\">

My kind of exercise, as long as I don\'t have to do them!

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[Pancho1188]

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We were JUST discussing physical fitness. Can\'t discuss that without also

discussing, er, push-ups.

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My kind of exercise, as long as I

don\'t have to do them! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

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Hey, I

love them when a sexy female is below me and I get a kiss every time I go down...

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

\"*kiss*...1...*kiss*...2...*kiss*...3...*kissssss ssssssma

n,
Ican\'tdoanymoresssssssssssssssssssssssssokay,
soIdon\'tWANTtodoanymoressssssssssssssssssssssssss *\"

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[Icarus]

Coming soon to a theatre near you: Pancho in Heat III

\"Lock up your daughters! Lock up your Wives!

Hell, lock up anything that isn\'t nailed down! The adorable Chihuahua Pancho (star of other childrens classics,

including Ernest Suffers Depression and Ah! My Eye!) returns to warm the forgotten reaches of your

heart and remind you what\'s good about life: namely, humpin\'! Join Pancho as he travels the country in a

convertable with his two best friends, a box terrier named Marty (Tom Sellik) and a doberman, Dozer (Nic Cage) and

watch as thier exploits lead them to question not only the nature of thier friendships, but also the very purpose of

life itself! Thankfully, that only lasts about five minutes, until Pancho makes it glaringly obvious by getting it

on with one of the wheel-mounts. You\'ll laugh, you\'ll cry, you\'ll scream: \"Ah! My

Eye!\"

\"...heartwarming stuff, intensely watchable\" -Empire Magazine

\"I didn\'t know where

to look, but my daughter told me to look at the huge moving pictures. She\'s a smart one and no mistake! Five

stars!\" -In The Cut Magazine

\"I for one didn\'t like it, as they never spent enough time in the

Matrix, and the bullet-time was used inappropriately\"
-MovieMadness.com

\"...spare some

change?\" -A Homeless Man, yesterday.


[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[CJ01]

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CJ, the strongest muscle in the human body is the

heart.


<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\"> Women have the strongest muscles - in the vagina. They´re

needed during birth. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[SweetSeduceGurl]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />


Hey, I love them when a sexy

female is below me and I get a kiss every time I go down...

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

\"*kiss*...1...*kiss*...2...*kiss*...3...*kissssss ssssssma

n,
Ican\'tdoanymoresssssssssssssssssssssssssokay,
soIdon\'tWANTtodoanymoressssssssssssssssssssssssss *\"

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

<hr

/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[Kari]

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</font><blockquote><font

class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
We were JUST discussing physical fitness. Can\'t discuss that without also

discussing, er, push-ups.

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

My kind of exercise, as long as I

don\'t have to do them! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

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But, it\'s

fun to be the \"exercise mat.\" [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[Kari]

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Coming soon to a theatre near you: Pancho in

Heat III

\"Lock up your daughters! Lock up your Wives! Hell, lock up anything that isn\'t nailed down!

The adorable Chihuahua Pancho (star of other childrens classics, including Ernest Suffers Depression and

Ah! My Eye!) returns to warm the forgotten reaches of your heart and remind you what\'s good about life:

namely, humpin\'! Join Pancho as he travels the country in a convertable with his two best friends, a box terrier

named Marty (Tom Sellik) and a doberman, Dozer (Nic Cage) and watch as thier exploits lead them to question not only

the nature of thier friendships, but also the very purpose of life itself! Thankfully, that only lasts about five

minutes, until Pancho makes it glaringly obvious by getting it on with one of the wheel-mounts. You\'ll laugh,

you\'ll cry, you\'ll scream: \"Ah! My Eye!\"

\"...heartwarming stuff, intensely watchable\"

-Empire Magazine

\"I didn\'t know where to look, but my daughter told me to look at the huge moving

pictures. She\'s a smart one and no mistake! Five stars!\" -In The Cut Magazine

\"I for one

didn\'t like it, as they never spent enough time in the Matrix, and the bullet-time was used

inappropriately\"
-MovieMadness.com

\"...spare some change?\" -A Homeless Man, yesterday.




[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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Pancho

got his ripped pecs by doing push-ups. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[Kari]

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class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
CJ, the strongest muscle in the human body is the heart.


<hr

/></blockquote><font class=\"post\"> Women have the strongest muscles - in the vagina. They´re needed during

birth. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

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class=\"post\">

Uh-huh, and we can contract them, when it\'s useful. &lt;g&gt;

[Kari]

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&lt;&lt;The one on your shoulders of course.

Wouldn\'t want to hurt the good one! &gt;&gt;&gt;

OK ssg, I am ready for my beating.

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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Don\'t beat

him, SSG! He gets off on it, too much. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Kari]

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[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]



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Does that mean that you are now immoderate?

[CJ01]

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Uh-huh, and we can contract them, when it\'s

useful. &lt;g&gt;


<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[Pancho1188]

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Coming soon to a theatre near you: Pancho in

Heat III

\"Lock up your daughters! Lock up your Wives! Hell, lock up anything that isn\'t nailed down!

The adorable Chihuahua Pancho (star of other childrens classics, including Ernest Suffers Depression and

Ah! My Eye!) returns to warm the forgotten reaches of your heart and remind you what\'s good about life:

namely, humpin\'! Join Pancho as he travels the country in a convertable with his two best friends, a box terrier

named Marty (Tom Sellik) and a doberman, Dozer (Nic Cage) and watch as thier exploits lead them to question not only

the nature of thier friendships, but also the very purpose of life itself! Thankfully, that only lasts about five

minutes, until Pancho makes it glaringly obvious by getting it on with one of the wheel-mounts. You\'ll laugh,

you\'ll cry, you\'ll scream: \"Ah! My Eye!\"

\"...heartwarming stuff, intensely watchable\"

-Empire Magazine

\"I didn\'t know where to look, but my daughter told me to look at the huge moving

pictures. She\'s a smart one and no mistake! Five stars!\" -In The Cut Magazine

\"I for one

didn\'t like it, as they never spent enough time in the Matrix, and the bullet-time was used

inappropriately\"
-MovieMadness.com

\"...spare some change?\" -A Homeless Man,

yesterday.


[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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class=\"post\">

Get the DVD! In stores now!!! The Pancho in Heat III DVD is a two-disc set: the

movie on one, and special bonus features on the other! Watch as hilarious outtakes of Pancho humping lamp posts,

dolls (here\'s a clip:

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/humpingbaby.html), and

various other inanimate and even living objects. You even get behind-the-scenes footage with exclusive interviews

with the actors!!!
(Cut to sample)
Nicholas Cage: \"The enthusiasm Pancho brings to the film is unbridled.

In my major movies such as Family Man, Con Air, Gone in 60 Seconds, and 8mm, I\'ve never gotten to work with

someone who spontaneously humps wheel-mounts. It\'s incredible. Pancho\'s acting is so raw, it feels as if he

becomes the character he portrays or has always been that horny chihuahua that humps indiscriminantly. It\'s been

a pleasure working with him, and I hope to do future films with this gifted actor.\"

It even contains some

screenshots from the movie:
(Caution: Not for the faint of

heart!!!)
http://www.geocities.com/Pancho1188/Me

inRoomSmall.JPG
http://www.geocities.com

/Pancho1188/PanchoinHeatPic.JPG
(Serious note: Cannot get links to work, but copying and pasting url seems

to work)

These pictures contain spoilers as Pancho actually transforms from chihuahua to starving human male

model who eventually gets killed by one of the male photographers he had to sleep with in order to be considered for

a shoot.

Again, that\'s Pancho in Heat III, available on DVD in stores now!!!