Orgasmatron

[MysteriousMan]

here is a

nice article about a new

orgasmatron for women.

Elana?

MysteriousMan

[Whitehall]

Just had mine delivered.

Great customer service and decent quality construction.

Haven\'t had a party with it yet so can\'t speak to

its effectiveness - yet.

[DrSmellThis]

<Meanwhile, on

DST\'s date...>

Yes...just...put...on...these...special shoes... darlin\', you\'ll need them for our

date tonight. Swank event. Besides, they, um, belonged to my dead aunt, who I\'m honoring on account of the 30

year anniversary. No, I\'m not a foot fetishist! What? Well I know the heels are kind of large, but I had to fit

in a couple of 9-volt -- I mean, they\'re, um, all the rage on the scene of, um, what\'s happening here in my

hood. And here, carry my Walkman... <adjusts something on his watch> Ok, let\'s hurry! We only have 30

minutes to eat before we, um, I have to be back at the house...