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    Default \"If you will be hornest\"

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    I just got the

    following email:

    I GOT YOUR MAIL ADDRESS IN YOUR PROFILE, I WANT TO BRING YOU INTO A BUSINESS
    THAT WILL FECTH US

    MONEY WORTH OF
    $30M US DOLLARS , IF ONLY YOU WILL BE HORNEST

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    The 30 million is really tempting, but I

    fear I can not be hornest enough for these people, and if I lie to them about my hornesty, aren\'t I just lying to

    myself?

    Bruce

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    Default Re: \"If you will be hornest\"

    There\'s a whole list of scams out there that start of like that. Eventually they ask for a credit card, bank

    account number or some other $$ surety to demonstrate your good faith.

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    Default Re: \"If you will be hornest\"

    Of course,

    we also have the Nigerian scams, the Paypal and eBay scams, the bank scams. Same routine, or worse. The Nigerian

    scams got some people killed.

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    Default Re: \"If you will be hornest\"

    </font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
    I GOT YOUR MAIL ADDRESS IN YOUR PROFILE, I WANT TO

    BRING YOU INTO A BUSINESS

    THAT WILL FECTH US MONEY WORTH OF

    $30M US DOLLARS , IF ONLY YOU WILL BE HORNEST



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    Yikes.

    LOL. Hornest! Where \"Honest\" and \"Horny\"

    collide.


    Holmes

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    Default Re: \"If you will be hornest\"

    </font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
    </font><blockquote><font

    class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
    I GOT YOUR MAIL ADDRESS IN YOUR PROFILE, I WANT TO BRING YOU INTO A

    BUSINESS

    THAT WILL FECTH US MONEY WORTH OF

    $30M US DOLLARS , IF ONLY YOU WILL BE HORNEST

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    Yikes.

    LOL. Hornest! Where \"Honest\" and \"Horny\"

    collide.


    Holmes

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    Or perhaps where \'horny\' and

    \'earnest\' collide. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

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    Default Re: \"If you will be hornest\"



    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

    Horny Ernests? [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif[/img]

    Watch out for those guys! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]


    Holmes

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    Default Re: \"If you will be hornest\"

    I

    don\'t know of you guys get this in the states too, but in the UK I keep getting those letters by snail mail

    saying that I won some swiss lottery with an amount of 100\'000 EUROs, but I must pay them 50 EUROs first as the

    processing cost or something.
    I usually just ignore such letters, but last time I got that, I replied to them using

    their attached pre-payed envelope which is meant for the credit card details form. Instead of my card number I

    attached a note thanking them for the price and instructing them to deduct the 50 EUROs from my 100\'000 EUROs

    price, and that I will be expecting only 99\'950 EUROs.
    That made them stop sending me any more of their junk

    mail for good he he [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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    Default Re: \"If you will be hornest\"

    </font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
    I don\'t know of you guys get this in the states

    too, but in the UK I keep getting those letters by snail mail saying that I won some swiss lottery with an amount of

    100\'000 EUROs, but I must pay them 50 EUROs first as the processing cost or something.
    I usually just ignore

    such letters, but last time I got that, I replied to them using their attached pre-payed envelope which is meant for

    the credit card details form. Instead of my card number I attached a note thanking them for the price and

    instructing them to deduct the 50 EUROs from my 100\'000 EUROs price, and that I will be expecting only 99\'950

    EUROs.
    That made them stop sending me any more of their junk mail for good he he

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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    Sweet!

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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    Default Re: \"If you will be hornest\"

    </font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />

    Or perhaps where \'horny\' and

    \'earnest\' collide. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

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    Hey, I\'m ALWAYS frank and earnest with women... In Pittsburgh I\'m Frank, and in LA

    I\'m Ernest... [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]


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    Default Re: \"If you will be hornest\"

    </font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
    in LA I\'m Ernest...

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    Hey, better him than Bert.


    Holmes

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