Damsel in Distress!! Help me men!!!

[Kari]

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WT-

That\'s great news that you\'ve decided

to move on. Have you ever thought about taking a walk on the \"Wild Side\"? Your last post mentioned \"fish in

the sea\" maybe your fishing in the wrong ocean. If I were a girl I\'d defiantly be looking at the other side. At

least doing some exploring. Girl on girl isn\'t at all like the guy on guy . You know, none of that icky butt-love

stuff. Are you shaved? That\'s the first thing I\'d do if I were you. The girls I know that are shaved say that

it changes everything about the way they feel about themselves. And you know that old saying, \" a change of pace

is good for a change\". Just a thought for you.


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We know you

are kidding, honey but.. wrong scent, wrong taste, wrong tactile, wrong....

[Pancho1188]

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icky butt-love


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/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

This is the quote of the day, baby!

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] Try using it in a sentence once and NOT break out into hysterical

laughter!

[bjf]

Ash

that was great

[CJ01]

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YEAH!! So we finally figured out what men are

thinking! Thank you Franki. Now let\'s move on.


<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\"> We figured it

out - AGAIN ?!?!! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[Kari]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
</font><blockquote><font

class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />

YEAH!! So we finally figured out what men are thinking! Thank you Franki.

Now let\'s move on.


<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\"> We figured it out - AGAIN ?!?!!

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

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Men are kinda

easy.. the blood can be in the brain OR the penis. But, it can\'t be in both places. &lt;g&gt;

[Ash]

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He is joking

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class=\"post\">

Who says? Oh, it was Elana.

Hey, I\'m serious about this. WT is obviously a very

frustrated woman. Maybe a shave and a one on one with a nice girl will turn things around for her! I\'m trying to

be helpful here Ladies...please!

[Ash]

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We know you are kidding, honey but.. wrong scent,

wrong taste, wrong tactile, wrong....


<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">


She could at least try

shaving Kari and then maybe some tiny, tippy-toe baby steps over to the wild side is all I saying.

[Kari]

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class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
We know you are kidding, honey but.. wrong scent, wrong taste, wrong

tactile, wrong....


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Well, you DO have a point about the shaving.

It\'s a nice start.

She could at least try shaving Kari and then maybe some tiny, tippy-toe baby steps over to

the wild side is all I saying.




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[CJ01]

Ash,

you don´t seriously think that shagging someone of the same sex to beat a frustrated person `helps´? You think that

advice would go down well with guys, I think not. Why would it go down well with women? Seriously, you just wanna

hear some naughty stories don´t ya? [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[bjf]

Shaving turns women into lesbians as often as men who flirt with women, date women and marry women turn out to be

gay.

Stop wondering ladies and stop hoping guys (but I won\'t).

[CJ01]

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img] If shaving turned us into lesbians, we´d all be gay I think.

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]
Is that why most men don´t like trimming or shaving so much?

They think they´ll turn gay? [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Pancho1188]

No, men just don\'t like any type of sharp object down there. It\'s bad enough they put tiny

interlocking metal teeth (aka zippers) down there, and now you want us to take razor blades, scissors, or trimmers

to that area?!?!?!? PLEASE... [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[CJ01]

hey,

you really think WE like that sort of thing? [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img] It´s almost more

dangerous for us y´know if you´re not careful or got a bad razor...

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
I like how

the result feels though [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

BTW I know how bad zips are, like when

not wearing knickers and your hair gets caught OUCH

BTW - you can easily avoid those zip-accidents by wearing

buttonfly! I LOVE those !! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[bjf]

Use

anti persperiant over the area to avoid shaving bumps

it won\'t hurt when it grows back

[Kari]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Ash, you don´t seriously think that shagging

someone of the same sex to beat a frustrated person `helps´? You think that advice would go down well with guys, I

think not. Why would it go down well with women? Seriously, you just wanna hear some naughty stories don´t ya?

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

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Oh, Ash is just

enjoying a VERY popular male fantasy. Sort of... wishing out loud. Right, honey? &lt;g&gt;

[Kari]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
No, men just don\'t like any type of sharp object

down there. It\'s bad enough they put tiny interlocking metal teeth (aka zippers) down there, and now you want us

to take razor blades, scissors, or trimmers to that area?!?!?!? PLEASE...

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

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/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

Not even hedge trimmers?

[CJ01]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Use anti persperiant over the area to avoid shaving

bumps

it won\'t hurt when it grows back



<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\"> nope

[CJ01]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Oh, Ash is just enjoying a VERY popular male

fantasy. Sort of... wishing out loud. Right, honey? &lt;g&gt;


<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

exactly.
But when he meets the woman of his dreams, she might turn around and say, sorry honey but I read on some

internet forum that shaving´s really great and.... [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[Kari]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
</font><blockquote><font

class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Oh, Ash is just enjoying a VERY popular male fantasy. Sort of... wishing out

loud. Right, honey? &lt;g&gt;


<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\"> exactly.
But when he meets the

woman of his dreams, she might turn around and say, sorry honey but I read on some internet forum that shaving´s

really great and.... [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

... OR she

might ask to be set up with his sister. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[CJ01]

hehehe [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[Pancho1188]

Let me defend my gender by saying I am one guy who just wants to fall in love with ONE girl and spend

the rest of my life having hot sex with her every day. Thank you.

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

PS: For those who don\'t believe me, my last committed

relationship was one where I loved my gf more than anything and, of course, was trying to make hot, steamy love all

of the time. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] Are there any women up to that task???

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[CJ01]

I´m a Pheromaniac?!

When did this happen,exactly? Or has it been this long since I checked my status?

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[Kari]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
Let me defend my gender by saying I am one guy who

just wants to fall in love with ONE girl and spend the rest of my life having hot sex with her every day. Thank

you. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

PS: For those who don\'t believe me, my last committed

relationship was one where I loved my gf more than anything and, of course, was trying to make hot, steamy love all

of the time. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] Are there any women up to that task???

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

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/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

Well, as Mae West often said, \"A hard man is good to find.\"

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[bjf]

what

is with all the man bashing?

[Skyy]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
: Are there any women up to that task???

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

<hr

/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

*cough*
*cough*

Elana

*cough*
*cough*

[Sacogoo]

WonderingThoughts writes:
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
That is just plan

hilarious!!!

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

Actually, I was being serious. Maybe the guy is

acting the way he is acting towards you due to the fact that he knows he can act in a controlling, dominating, and

demeaning fashion because he knows that you have a crush on him and he will try to get away with anything because he

knows that he probably can. Nobody respects a doormat. And from what you stated, it sounds like he\'s starting

to use you to clean off his boots.

Mutual respect (physical, emotional, etc.) in a relationship is a rare and

wonderful thing. However, a step in either the domineering/obsessive direction or the cowering/doormat direction is

not, and there\'s no amount of pheromones on the planet that will make it whole.

[WonderingThoughts]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
WT-

That\'s great news that

you\'ve decided to move on. Have you ever thought about taking a walk on the \"Wild Side\"? Your last post

mentioned \"fish in the sea\" maybe your fishing in the wrong ocean. If I were a girl I\'d defiantly be looking

at the other side. At least doing some exploring. Girl on girl isn\'t at all like the guy on guy . You know, none

of that icky butt-love stuff. Are you shaved? That\'s the first thing I\'d do if I were you. The girls I know

that are shaved say that it changes everything about the way they feel about themselves. And you know that old

saying, \" a change of pace is good for a change\". Just a thought for you.


<hr /></blockquote><font

class=\"post\">

Nope!! not for me. I am not into the girl on girl thing. I do like to explore but that is one

area that is definitely not for me. Any woman that could do that I say more power to you but I am attracted to men

only.

[WonderingThoughts]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
</font><blockquote><font

class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
WT-

If I were a girl I\'d defiantly be looking at the other side. At

least doing some exploring. Girl on girl isn\'t at all like the guy on guy . You know, none of that icky butt-love

stuff.

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

I know this all came up ages ago, BUT, did it ever occur

to you that women (at least some of us) don\'t find girl-on-girl action any more appealing than you guys find

guy-on-guy action?

Just a thought.

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

I agree fully!

[WonderingThoughts]

</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
He is joking, peeps.

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] Just a bit sick of the same question asked 831 times.

<hr

/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

The question has been ask, answered and settled with a workable solution.

Thanks to all the people that took time to give me advice.

[WonderingThoughts]

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class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
</font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />

YEAH!! So

we finally figured out what men are thinking! Thank you Franki. Now let\'s move on.


<hr

/></blockquote><font class=\"post\"> We figured it out - AGAIN ?!?!!

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

<hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

Men are kinda

easy.. the blood can be in the brain OR the penis. But, it can\'t be in both places. &lt;g&gt;

<hr

/></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

From my observations it is mostly in the penis.