A MARRIED MAN'S WARNING

[MOBLEYC57]

A MARRIAGE

POEM

Oh husband, dear husband, I tremble with fear;
You\'ve been on overtime almost all year;
And since

you are gone till way late at night,
A good piece of ass seems way out of sight.

Oh husband, dear husband,

please don\'t be a fool;
Working overtime is wasting your tool;
For better it is to be poor all your life,


Than bring a soft peter home to your wife;

I used to be happy as your little queen,
But now every night

you\'re nowhere to be seen;
You come home from work just able to creep,
I feel like screwing, but you want to

sleep.

Each evening, dear husband, you crawl into bed,
Your intentions are good, but your peter is dead;
I

play with your pecker all wrinkled and dry,
I get so damn mad, I could lay down and cry.

I have pleaded with

you dear, with tears in my eyes,
I\'ve played with your balls, but your pecker won\'t rise;
So I\'ll find

me a man who works eight hours a day,
And while you\'re at work, we\'ll proceed to make hay.

For in this

whole world there is only one sin,
For which there\'s no pardon, and never has been;
And that is a man who is

so foolish, cold, and mean,
That he gives up his screwing to run a f#cking machine.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm gotta boner

he can borrow? [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

[Pancho1188]

Yeah,

unless I get instant, solid results with my new AE, I\'m not going to be using mine for a while. :P TMI even for a

joke, I know... [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]