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    Default ALCOHOROSCOPES

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    FOR THOSE THAT CAN\'T

    STOP...MIGHT AS WELL KNOW WHO COULD BE YOUR BUDDY!

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    ARIES
    Drinking style: Impulsive Aries people like to party

    and sometimes don\'t know when to call it a night. Their competitive streak makes them prone to closing-time shot

    contests. They\'re sloppy, fun drunks, and they get mighty flirty after a couple tipples. Getting Aries people

    drunk is a good way to get what you want out of them, should other methods fail. Aries can become bellicose when

    blotto, but they will assume that whatever happened should be forgiven (if not forgotten) by sunrise. They can be

    counted on to do the same for you -- so long as you haven\'t gone and done anything really horrible to them last

    night, you sneaky Gemini.

    Trademark cocktails: Aries, born under the hot-stuff planet Mars, is the ruler of

    spicy food and red things -- and for balance, astrologers recommend they eat tomatoes, onions, olives and greens.

    That\'s right, Aries, you were born under the sign of the bloody Mary. Aries also rules grapefruit, and they\'ve

    been known to kick back a salty dog and a sea Breeze or two. For extreme hotcha, try a concoction with cinnamon

    liqueur in it.

    Drinking buddies: Marlon Brando, Lawrence Ferlinghetti, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Al Gore

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img], Thomas Jefferson, Elton John

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img], Eric McCormack, Rosie O\'Donnell, Sarah Jessica Parker

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img], Reese Witherspoon

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    TAURUS
    Drinking style: Taurus prefers to drink at a

    leisurely pace, aiming for a mellow glow rather than a full-on zonk. Since a truly intoxicated Taurus is a

    one-person stampede, the kind of bull-in-a-china-shop inebriate who spills red wine on white carpets and tells fart

    jokes to employers, the preference for wining and dining (or Bud and buddies) to body shots and barfing is quite

    fortunate for the rest of us. This is not to say that the Bull is by any means a teetotaller -- god, no. A squiffy

    Taurus will get, er, gregarious (full of loudmouth soup, some would say) and is extremely amusing to drag to a

    karaoke bar when intoxicated.

    Trademark cocktails: Early-to-bed Taureans need a picker-upper -- try a Red Bull

    and vodka. They also have a leviathan sweet tooth and are fond of drinks with names that sound like dessert (50-50

    bar, mudslide). Sweetly caffeinated drinks, like Irish coffee or white Russians, are ideal. More macho Taureans will

    go for something unpretentious, like a Jack Daniels and Coke or whiskey sour.

    Drinking buddie: Cate Blanchett,

    Tony Blair, Pierce Brosnan, Cher, Penelope Cruz [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img], William Randolph Hearst, Jerry Seinfeld, Barbara Striesand, Uma

    Thurman, Renee Zellweger [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

    GEMINI
    Drinking style: Geminis can

    drink without changing their behaviour much -- they\'re so naturally chatty and short-attention-spanned that

    it\'s just hard to tell sometimes. They can amaze you by conversing with finesse and allusion, then doing

    something to belie an extremely advanced state of intoxication, like puking in your shoe. Geminis possess the magic

    ability to flirt successfully (and uninfuriatingly, which is very tricky) with several people at once. They like to

    order different cocktails every round -- repetition is boring -- and may create a theme (like yellow drinks: beer,

    sauvignon blanc and limoncello) for their own amusement.

    Trademark cocktails: Easily bored Geminis need some

    stimulation in their drinks -- those with two parts, like a black and tan (or just a double), are particularly

    appealing. Otherwise, they\'ll drink all over the map, ordering frou-frou drinks to add to their collection of

    cocktail monkeys or going for whiskey rocks because they\'re feeling rather noir. Gemini rules the herb anise --

    make some home-infused anise vodka as a gift.

    Drinking buddies: George Bush Sr., Johnny Depp, Rupert Everett,

    Boy George [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img], Allen Ginsberg, Angelina Jolie

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img], John Kennedy, Ian McKellen, Kylie Minogue,

    Morrissey

    CANCER
    Drinking style: Cancer is a comfort drinker -- and an extra wine with dinner or an after-work

    beer or six can be extra comforting, can\'t it, Cancer darling? Like fellow water signs Scorpio and Pisces, Crabs

    must guard against lushery. Cancers are brilliant at ferreting out secret parties and insinuating themselves on VIP

    lists -- and, in true Hollywood style, Cancers are never really drunk; instead, they get \"tired and emotional\"

    (read: weepy when lubricated). But there\'s nothing better than swapping stories (and spit) over a few bottles of

    inky red wine with your favourite Cancer. Even your second-favourite Cancer will do.

    Trademark cocktails: Ruled

    by the moon, Cancers are intrigued by the idea of moonshine -- any brown booze, from a bourbon press to a whiskey

    and soda to grandpappy\'s special brew in a mason jar, will do. They also like comfortingly warm and sweet drinks,

    like hot toddies and hot buttered rums. The sign also rules the flavour vanilla, and you\'d be adored if you

    served up a vanilla vodka and soda.

    Drinking buddies: Pamela Anderson

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img], George W. Bush [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img],

    Bill Cosby, Tom Cruise, Harrison Ford, Sean Hayes, Lil\' Kim [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img],

    George Michael [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img], Princess Diana

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img], Prince William

    LEO
    Drinking style: Leo likes to drink and

    dance -- they\'re often fabulous dancers, and usually pretty good drinkers as well, losing their commanding

    dignity and turning kittenish. Of course, they\'re quite aware they\'re darling -- Leos will be Leos, after all.

    They generally know their limit, probably because they loathe losing self-control. When they get over-refreshed,

    expect flirting to ensue -- and perhaps not with the one what brung them. But Leo\'s not the type to break rules

    even when drunk, so just try to ignore it (try harder, Cancer) and expect a sheepish (and hung over) Lion to make it

    up to you the next day.

    Trademark cocktails: Leos like flashy drinks, be they complicated tropical concoctions

    festooned with umbrellas, like a Bahama mama or the more common strawberry daiquiri or mai tai. Indeed, they often

    have a taste for the fruity -- try a screwdriver, or add an extra cherry to the next Manhattan. Their sense of drama

    ends itself to a kir royale, of course.

    Drinking buddies: Ben Affleck, Gillian Anderson, Bill Clinton

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img], Monica Lewinsky

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img], Jennifer Lopez

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img], Madonna,

    Debra Messing, Kevin Spacey, Martha Stewart, Andy Warhol

    VIRGO
    Drinking style: Cerebral Virgos are compelled to

    impose order onto their bender. Their famously fussy quest for purity could lead to drinking less than other signs,

    sure -- but it could also lead to drinking booze neat, to sucking down organic wine or just to brand loyalty. They

    rarely get fully shellacked -- but, oh, when they do! Virgo\'s controlled by the intellect, but there\'s an

    unbridled beast lurking within, and they let it loose when walloped. It\'s dead sexy (and surprisingly unsloppy).

    As one Virgo friend used to declare, \"I\'m going to drink myself into a low level of intelligence tonight.\" A

    toast to the subgenius IQ!

    Trademark cocktails: Many Virgos prefer clear, simple, untreacly drinks like vodka

    tonic or a real margarita, though you\'ll find \'em drinking anything - from unflinchingly downing Cuervo

    straight to smirkingly ordering a dirty virgin. They also tend to like bitter, low-alk guzzles like Campari and

    soda. They rarely change their drink once they\'ve found it, however.

    Drinking buddies: Cameron Diaz, Hugh

    Grant, Christopher Isherwood, Michael Jackson [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img], Freddie Mercury,

    Carrie-Anne Moss, Dorothy Parker, Ryan Philippe, Keanu Reeves, Lily Tomlin

    LIBRA
    Drinking style: \"I\'m

    jusht a social drinker,\" slurs Libra, \"it\'s jusht that I\'m so damn social?\" Libra loves nothing more

    than to party, mingle and relate to everyone. Whether dipped in favour of Good Libra (with Insta-Friend device set

    to \"on\") or heavier on the Evil Libra side (they are little instigators when bored), the Scales can really work

    a room. Charming as they are, Libras are notoriously lacking in self-control, however, which can get them into all

    sorts of trouble -- including wearing their wobbly boots waaaay too early in the evening, flirting with their best

    friend\'s beau or even blacking out the night\'s events entirely. Oops!

    Trademark cocktails: Aesthetic

    Libras like pretty, pouffy drinks like a pink lady or a brandy Alexander. That\'s the influence of Venus, their

    ruling planet, which also gives them a horror of crudely named potions like Sex on the Beach. They\'re fine with

    \"normal\" guzzles like apple martinis, but every Libra secretly just wants Champagne, and lots of it.



    Drinking buddies: Jimmy Carter [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img], Simon Cowell, Ani DiFranco,

    Janeane Garofalo, Hugh Jackman, Martina Navratilova, Gwyneth Paltrow, Sting, Oscar Wilde, Catherine Zeta-Jones

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    SCORPIO
    Drinking style: Don\'t ever tell Scorpios

    they\'ve had enough, for they\'ll smirk at you and quietly but intentionally keep tippling till they\'re

    hog-whimpering drunk, out of 100-proof spite. Scorpios like to drink, and screw you if you have a problem with that.

    Most of them see the sauce as something to savour in itself, and not as a personality-altering tool -- though if

    depressed, self-loathing Scorps seek total obliteration. But generally, they\'re fascinating drinking pals,

    brilliant conversationalists and dizzying flirts. They also remember everything -- especially what you did when you

    were blitzed. Only drink with a Scorpio who likes you.

    Trademark cocktails: Just as a Scorpio can look you in

    the eye and smile while secretly plotting your demise, so does the brandy-laced stinger\'s sweet taste hide a

    potent amount of alcohol. If you want to get literal, serve them a scorpion -- they may not love tropical drinks,

    but it shows you\'re paying attention. Scorpio rules watermelon, so break out the blender and fix a pitcher of

    watermelon margaritas to seduce \'em -- though red wine will do the trick just as well.

    Drinking buddies:

    Truman Capote, Hillary Clinton [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img], Leonardo DiCaprio, Jodie Foster,

    Bill Gates, k.d. lang [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img], Megan Mullally, Demi Moore

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img], Sylvia Plath,

    RuPaul [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

    SAGITTARIUS
    Drinking Style: In vino veritas -- and,

    for Sagittarius, in booze blurtiness: When buttered, they\'ll spill all your secrets and many of their own.

    Tactlessness aside, Sagittarius is just plain fun to drink with. This is a sign of serious partying (what else would

    you expect from the sign of Sinatra, Keith Richards, the Bush twins and Anna Nicole Smith?). They\'re the people

    who chat up everyone in the room, then persuade the entire crowd to travel somewhere else -- like a nightclub, or a

    playground, or Cancun. Good-natured hijinks are sure to ensue (including a high possibility of loopy groping;

    spontaneous Sag is a brilliant booty call).

    Trademark cocktails: A travel-loving sign, Sagittarius might be

    intrigued by drinks like Moscow mules, Singapore slings -- perhaps even a Long Island iced tea (not a bad option,

    given how much Sag can put away and still stay vertical). Party monsters that they are, they\'re attracted to

    shots, like the ever-popular lemon drop. Sag rules pears, and could use a nice pear cider right about now, come to

    think of it.

    Drinking buddies: The Bush twins, Margaret Cho, Noel Coward, Betty Ford, Lucy Liu

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img], Brad Pitt, Keith Richards, Frank Sinatra, Anna Nicole Smith

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img], Britney Spears

    CAPRICORN
    Drinking style: Capricorn is

    usually described as practical, steadfast, money-hungry and status-thirsty -- no wonder they get left off the

    astrological cocktail-party list. But this is the sign of David Bowie and Annie Lennox, not to mention Elvis.

    Capricorn is the true rock star: independent, powerful and seriously charismatic, not too eager to please. And if

    they make money being themselves, who are you to quibble? But just like most rock stars, they\'re either totally

    on or totally off, and they generally need a little social lubricant to loosen up and enjoy the after party,

    especially if they can hook up with a cute groupie.

    Trademark cocktails: Old-fashioned Cap would probably like

    an old-fashioned just fine -- or a dry martini, or a gin and tonic, or a gimlet -- or any other no-nonsense quaff.

    They prefer drinks that taste like alcohol and generally hate drinks with more than three ingredients. However, they

    like the flavour of cranberry and will order a cosmo if they can handle the wait for it to get mixed.

    Drinking

    buddies: Orlando Bloom, David Bowie, James Dean, Marlene Dietrich, Martin Luther King Jr., Jude Law, Annie Lennox,

    Marilyn Manson, Richard Nixon [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img], Elvis

    Presley

    AQUARIUS
    Drinking style: Aquarius and drinking don\'t go together that well (except for water, that

    is). They have an innate tendency toward know-it-allism, and if they get an idea while sizzled, they\'re more

    stubborn than a stain or a stone. If they\'re throwing a party or organising an outing, however, they\'re too

    preoccupied with their duties to get combative -- and they make perfectly charming drunks in that case. Fortunately,

    they\'re usually capital drink-nursers. They also make the best designated drivers (if you can get them before

    they start raising their wrist): Aquarius is fascinated by drunk people and capable of holding interesting

    conversations with soused strangers while sober.

    Trademark cocktails: Aquarius is likely to order stuff most

    people have never heard of: a capirinha, Satan\'s whiskers, a negroni, an Arthur Tompkins. They like to stump the

    bartender. This sign rules the colour electric blue and would be pleased by any tipple featuring blue curacao. They

    also rule the olive tree, so pour the juice into that dirty martini.

    Drinking buddies: Jennifer Aniston

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img], Ellen DeGeneres, Dr. Dre, Matt Groening, Ashton Kutcher, Ronald

    Reagan [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img], Christina Ricci, Justin Timberlake, Oprah Winfrey,

    Elijah Wood

    PISCES
    Drinking style: If you\'re a Pisces, you\'ve probably already heard that you share a

    sign -- and an addictive personality -- with Liz Taylor, Liza Minelli and Kurt Cobain. Not only do Pisces like to

    lose themselves in the dreamy, out-there feeling that only hooch can give, but they build up a mighty tolerance

    fast. Who needs an expensive date like that? On the other hand, they\'re fabulously enchanting partners, whether

    in conversation or in crime. With the right Pisces, you can start out sharing a pitcher of margaritas and wind up in

    bed together for days. The phrase \"addictive personality\" can be read two ways, you know.

    Trademark

    Cocktails: Pisces rules fresh mint, and they do love a mojito or three - though a julep will do just as well. They

    also like punches, like sangria or the oh-so-aptly named fish house punch. (Pretty much anything will
    satisfy a

    Pisces in a pinch, though -- \"drinking like a fish\" is an idiom pulled out of the zodiac, not the deep blue

    sea.) Pisces is a chocoholic and loves creme de cacao (and spiked cocoa).

    Drinking buddies: Drew Barrymore

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img], Chastity Bono, Chelsea Clinton

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img], Kurt Cobain, Edward Gorey, Queen Latifah

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img], Liza Minelli, Anais Nin, Sharon Stone

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img], Liz Taylor



    ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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    Jen Rummy is a certified astrologer and bona fide dipsomaniac who has been drinking in celestial knowledge

    since 1985.

    You know you\'re an alchoholic when...you\'re holding your drink with both hands!

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    What...................ever!

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    </font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
    AQUARIUS
    Drinking style: Aquarius and drinking

    don\'t go together that well (except for water, that is). They have an innate tendency toward know-it-allism,



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    true

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    Trademark cocktails: Aquarius is likely to order stuff most people have

    never heard of: a capirinha, Satan\'s whiskers, a negroni, an Arthur Tompkins. They like to stump the bartender.



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    also true [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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    There is so much

    truth in the description of my drinking style (GEMINI). Unbelievable.

    MysteriousMan

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    I never would have

    guessed that my signature drink, the Martini, could have been predicted by my sun sign. (Bombay gin, up with a twist

    of lemon, shaken, not stirred.)

    This also describes the three women I\'ve been married to over the years also

    (Scorpio, Pieces, and Sag).

    The utility of basic astrology seldom fails to amaze me. Too bad it is based an

    ancient premise that its predicitive abilities are ignored.

    I have an alternate theory of why it works. It is

    not really based on BIRTHdate, but rather on conception date. We know that the mother\'s hormones vary with the

    seasons. We also know that the nervous system of the developing fetus is extremely sensitive to the maternal

    hormones. Different parts of the nervous system develop during different stages of gestation so one might be able

    to correlate the seasonal response of the mother and the developmental sequence of the fetus.

    Hence, a fetus

    concieved at the spring equinox will have different brain cells being created at the summer solstice. One could

    also predict that these effects would be more pronounced in the middle and higher latitudes and weaker at the

    Equator. They might also be reversed in the Southern Hemisphere.

    One problem with astrology is that regular

    science has yet to develop distinguishing metrics to be able to quantify the differences.

    Sorry to be so

    pedantic in the humor thread. I think I\'ll fix myself a Bloody Mary.

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    </font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
    Drinking style: Aquarius and drinking don\'t go

    together that well (except for water, that is). They have an innate tendency toward know-it-allism,

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    Wellll, I don\'t get know-it-allism, but my inner monologue is not so

    \"inner\" anymore. Apparently all the smart-ass comments I keep to myself aren\'t kept to myself.

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    LIBRA
    Drinking style: \"I\'m jusht a social

    drinker,\" slurs Libra, \"it\'s jusht that I\'m so damn social?\" Libra loves nothing more than to party,

    mingle and relate to everyone. Whether dipped in favour of Good Libra (with Insta-Friend device set to \"on\") or

    heavier on the Evil Libra side (they are little instigators when bored), the Scales can really work a room. Charming

    as they are, Libras are notoriously lacking in self-control, however, which can get them into all sorts of trouble

    -- including wearing their wobbly boots waaaay too early in the evening, flirting with their best friend\'s beau

    or even blacking out the night\'s events entirely. Oops!

    Trademark cocktails: Aesthetic Libras like pretty,

    pouffy drinks like a pink lady or a brandy Alexander. That\'s the influence of Venus, their ruling planet, which

    also gives them a horror of crudely named potions like Sex on the Beach. They\'re fine with \"normal\" guzzles

    like apple martinis, but every Libra secretly just wants Champagne, and lots of it.

    Drinking buddies: Jimmy

    Carter , Simon Cowell, Ani DiFranco, Janeane Garofalo, Hugh Jackman, Martina Navratilova, Gwyneth Paltrow, Sting,

    Oscar Wilde, Catherine Zeta-Jones

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    Tagged! Except for the

    Champagne thing...

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    AQUARIUS
    Drinking style: Aquarius and drinking don\'t go together that well (except for water, that is). They

    have an innate tendency toward know-it-allism,

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    true

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    What is worse

    is that half of my cousins, uncles and aunts are aquariuses, so you can imagine what it is like on birthday

    parties.. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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    Drinking buddies: The Bush twins, Margaret Cho,

    Noel Coward, Betty Ford, Lucy Liu , Brad Pitt, Keith Richards, Frank Sinatra, Anna Nicole Smith , Britney Spears



    <hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\"> Damn...check out my drinking buddies

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    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

    Betty Ford! Now

    she is a whole lot of fun, that gal! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]


    Holmes

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    Betty Ford! Now she is a whole lot of fun, that gal!

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    Holmes

    <hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">They

    even named a party place after her. Woooohoooo Friday night! Let\'s all party at the Betty Ford Clinic!

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    </font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
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    Drinking buddies: The Bush twins, Margaret Cho, Noel Coward, Betty Ford,

    Lucy Liu , Brad Pitt, Keith Richards, Frank Sinatra, Anna Nicole Smith , Britney Spears

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    class=\"post\"> Damn...check out my drinking buddies [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

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    Betty Ford? Well, every party needs a DD.

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    My drinking buddy list is pretty slim pickins:

    Drew Barrymore

    , Chastity Bono, Chelsea Clinton , Kurt Cobain, Edward Gorey, Queen Latifah , Liza Minelli, Anais Nin, Sharon Stone

    , Liz Taylor.


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    My drinking buddy list is pretty slim pickins:

    Drew Barrymore

    , Chastity Bono, Chelsea Clinton , Kurt Cobain, Edward Gorey, Queen Latifah , Liza Minelli, Anais Nin, Sharon Stone

    , Liz Taylor.

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    Okay, I\'ve had it with this crappy list! I feel

    gypped.

    Drew Carey, Bono, George Clinton (or Bill Clinton), Kurt Vonnegut, Edward Scissorhands, Queen Esther,

    Jota Morelli, Khadja Nin, Sharon Stone [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] (or Sly Stallone), and Liv

    (or Steven) Tyler. And, of course, Ssssssst.

    There. That\'s better.

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    And, of course, Ssssssst.


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    You are soooooooo cool! You get to party with Ssssssst! Wow!!! Lucky,

    lucky you!

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    Nah. Alas, I\'m stuck

    with the first group. Poor me. Liza\'s getting on my nerves (I wish she\'d quit with the drunken belting in my

    ear.) [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]


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    </font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
    You are soooooooo cool! You get to party with

    Ssssssst! Wow!!! Lucky, lucky you!

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    I hate text based sarcasm

    - I feel somewhat abused.

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    Drinking buddies: The Bush twins, Margaret Cho, Noel Coward, Betty Ford,

    Lucy Liu , Brad Pitt, Keith Richards, Frank Sinatra, Anna Nicole Smith , Britney Spears

    <hr /></blockquote><font

    class=\"post\"> Damn...check out my drinking buddies [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

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    Wait a minute here...you were able to read all the way through that post

    to get to Sag, but don\'t have the patience to finish that pesonality test?

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

    What\'s up w/ that?

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    My drinking buddy list is pretty slim pickins:

    Drew Barrymore

    , Chastity Bono, Chelsea Clinton , Kurt Cobain, Edward Gorey, Queen Latifah , Liza Minelli, Anais Nin, Sharon Stone

    , Liz Taylor.


    Holmes

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    Dude, I think Drew would more than

    make up for the rest of those lame-a$$ mofos. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] You poor bastard.

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

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    </font><blockquote><font

    class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
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    You are

    soooooooo cool! You get to party with Ssssssst! Wow!!! Lucky, lucky you!

    <hr /></blockquote><font

    class=\"post\">

    I hate text based sarcasm - I feel somewhat abused.

    <hr /></blockquote><font

    class=\"post\">

    I was most certainly not being sarcastic! You rock, Ssssssst!

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    My drinking buddy list

    is pretty slim pickins:

    Drew Barrymore , Chastity Bono, Chelsea Clinton , Kurt Cobain, Edward Gorey, Queen

    Latifah , Liza Minelli, Anais Nin, Sharon Stone , Liz Taylor.


    Holmes

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    Dude, I think Drew would more than make up for the rest of those lame-a$$ mofos.

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

    <hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\">

    You\'re

    probably right. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] Drew, she\'s such a...wild child!

    On

    the other hand...Cobain? [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img] Or Queen Latifah?! Chrikey, I\'d be

    afraid of getting devoured alive!


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