Hey, Mad Scientists! Another Newbie, Here

[Kari]

I\'m in my late 40s. I\'m a health care professional. I moonlighted as a dancer in night club shows for about 18 years, and I\'ve kept myself in condition-- so I look pretty good. Once approached, I\'m very extraverted. (Though sometimes a little shy, at first).

But, I\'ve just ended a long relationship, and I\'m WAY out of practice at sending out \"vibes.\" I\'m more \"wholesomely friendly\" than \"seductively flirtaceous.\"I get approached a fair amount, but usually by younger men (not interested in a \"boy toy\"). I\'m very interested in getting out of a \"committed mode\" and into a bit more of a \"smorgasboard\" mode. <g>

I\'ve been lurking and reading the reference material, and I REALLY enjoy the good-hearted, fun exchange of information.

I did try my very first experiment, today at work. I dabbed on PPA/w and Primal/w.

No hits, not even in the elevator. But, I felt GOOD all day. Not sexy, but very serene and upbeat. At my job, that doesn\'t happen often. This is a GOOD thing!

Anyway, thanks so much for reading this. I have been thoroughly enjoying your posts. I am REALLY looking forward to interacting with you. The members of this n/g seem to have great spirit, and a wonderful natural curiousity.

BTW-- I just ordered some EW, and something called Relationship Magic by the makers of P10 and Alter Ego.

Little concerned about the EW, though. Don\'t want to smell too much like POO-SAY.

Thanks, again! Kari

[belgareth]

Welcome to the forum, Kari.

[Kari]

Thank you, Phero Pharoah!

[EXIT63]

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Welcome to the forum, Kari.

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Yeah...What he said...We\'re always happy when a new <font color=\"red\"> Hot Broad </font> comes along! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[Sexyredhead]

Welcome, Kari!

Here\'s a tissue to wipe Exit\'s drool off you.... [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[Elana]

Hi Kari [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
Welcome to the forum. I love your way of thinking. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] men and smorgasboard....yum...those words go very well together. I actually think that men and boytoy go well together as well. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[EXIT63]

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Here\'s a tissue to wipe Exit\'s drool off you....

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Listen toots...it\'ll take a lot more than a tissue to wipe off my slobber! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] Break out the hot towels! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[Brian]

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Yeah...What he said...We\'re always happy when a new <font color=\"red\">Hot Broad</font> comes along! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

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That goes for me too! Welcome Kari! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

Brian

[Ash]

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I actually think that men and boytoy go well together as well.

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Yeah Kari, what\'s wrong with a Boy Toy? Especially a younger BT. I would think that after a long relationship BT\'s would be on the menu too. But no?

Ash

[CJ01]

Toyboys can be very handy to have [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[Sexyredhead]

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Toyboys can be very handy to have [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]


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Especially if they go away (or clean the house) until you want them around again. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Sagacious1420]

Hi Kari-

Welcome to the forum! Daaaaammmmnnn, another <font color=\"red\">redhead </font>! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] Yum! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

Did someone say Boy Toy? [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] That\'s what I do best! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] Use me, abuse me and kick me to the curb...Please! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] But I don\'t do housework, that\'s where I draw the line.

I sure hope you know how to share, though. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

And what\'s wrong w/ the scent of a woman, anyway? Mmm mmm good! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[Holmes]

Kari, has anyone said \"Welcome\" yet? Well...welcome! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]


Holmes

[Kari]

Well, y\'know... it\'s smorgasboard for when you\'re hungry, but don\'t know what you want to eat. &lt;g&gt; So, it\'s a nibble, of this, a taste of that, a full course of something else. maybe a rich, creamy dessert?

[Kari]

Well, it\'s because:

1) I\'m kind of a perv... I need conversation with my lovemaking.

2) There IS all that lovely quantity.. but where\'s the quality?

3) I can\'t eclpise Ann Bancroft as Mrs. Robinson.

So, (sigh) I\'m just stuck with men about my own age (tears welling in her eyes).

K.

[Kari]

Oh, honey! If I ever DID consider a boy toy, he would at LEAST have to dust. &lt;g&gt; (Maybe do creatinve thibgs with a feather duster).

K.

[Elana]

OK Kari....send all the young studs my way. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

[Kari]

Deal! We\'ll spilt \'em up. You take the buff young studs. I\'ll take the sophisticated (but still attractive) older men. Well go halvsies. &lt;g&gt;

[Kari]

Thanks to all fo the great welcome!

BTW-- Are you Sherlock? Are you tired of people asking?

K.

[Kari]

I think I got my first HIT! Same stuff-- PI/w and PPA. I was standing at a crosswalk, waiting for the light to change. I nice looking (younger, again) man was staring at me. We both had JUST missed the green. he said, \"I would have held the light for you, if I could.\"

MMMMMMM-- fun with chemistry!

Love, K.

[Mtnjim]

\"So, (sigh) I\'m just stuck with men about my own age (tears welling in her eyes).\"

Be nice kid!!!

There are still some of us that are OK.

5\' 10\", 180 lbs, 32\" waist AND older than you are---Oh yesss, rated \"8\" on Hot or Not!!

So no need to go tearing up!! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img]
You\'ll find a good \'un

[Kari]

Hmmmmm... CLONE yourself, Jim! &lt;g&gt;

K.

[Mtnjim]

\"Hmmmmm... CLONE yourself, Jim\"

I was the class clone in high school! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[Holmes]

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\"Hmmmmm... CLONE yourself, Jim\"

I was the class clone in high school! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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Jim,

Really? There was cloning going on back in the 1800s? [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]


Holmes