"I'm on the moooooon, with Steeeeve"

[Icarus]

I\'ve decided that Steve is far too boring and common a name - that conjures up nothing but the wrong thing when someone says \"My mate Steve\"

So name me at your leisure. In Scotland it\'s legal to call yourself whatever you want (even to the point of having Dr Handsome B Wonderful put onto your bank card and cheques) so long as you aren\'t using it for nefarious means.

Come on; what\'s my new name?

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]\"Steve\"

[CJ01]

How about Sexy Steve?
But that might get mixed up with sexy CJ [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[Holmes]

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Come on; what\'s my new name?

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]\"Steve\"

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How \"American Pie\" of you! \"What\'s my name?! Say my name, B!tch!\" [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Two thoughts:

-Are you absolutely sure your intentions are pure and that there is no underlying nefariousness at work? \'Cause if you\'re found out...Oh! The humanity!

-What in the sam hell\'s wrong with \"Steve?\" The name conjures images of the prototypical stud. To wit: Steve Austin, Steve McGarrett, Steve McQueen...enough proof for ya? [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Ah, hell, change if you must! Go ahead, give in to the Dark Side (P. Diddy and Prince await your arrival...)


Holmes

[CJ01]

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\"I\'m on the moooooon, with Steeeeve\"

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Well as long as we´re in a top 5 star hotel suite with great room service an´ all...I don´t mind at all [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[Sexyredhead]

I can\'t suggest plausible names without looking at you. I mean, I could say you should call yourself \"Carl Ed\", but do you really look like a \"Carl Ed\"? I don\'t think so. \"Algonquin\" maybe, but everybody looks like an \"Algonquin\" at first. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

So post a pic of you or someone we would believe looks like you, and we\'ll think up cool names. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[Holmes]

\"Carl Ed\" is a good one, but very specialized. Why not go with more of a one-size-fits-all name like \"Butch\" or, say, \"Ishmael.\"[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img] Or \"Sting.\" (Oops...taken already.)


Holmes

[Sexyredhead]

How \'bout \'Sssssst\'? It work easily for everything from, \"Ssssst!\" (\"Come here!\"), to \"Ssst!\" (\"Oh, pleeze!\"), to \"Ssssssssssssssst,\" (\"That feels reallllly goooood.\")

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[Holmes]

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Holmes

[EXIT63]

Adolph

[Holmes]

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LOL. \"Arnold\" (name comes gift-boxed with a gallon of P10).

[Icarus]

How about Alonzo?

Not really thinking about changing my name... just got sick of everyone I meet already knowing someone called Steve.

I don\'t wanna be SteveII in anyones head.

(worse than that, sometimes to differentiate - they might call me stevie, stevo - and on occasion stevie steverson)

woe...!


Sssssst

[Elana]

I am thinking something along the lines of \"big hung stud.\" It has a nice ring to it, and I am pretty sure that other men would really enjoy trying to get your attention in a crowded bar.

[EXIT63]

Spike

[CptKipling]

Sherlock

Englebert

Alganon

Any tickle your fancy?

[Mtnjim]

\"The Poster Formally Known As Steve\"

Hey, it worked for Prince. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[Holmes]

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Hey, it worked for Prince. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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Didn\'t he used to be \"The A$$hole Formerly Known As Prince?\" (Hard to argue with the guy musically, though.)

I know: How about \"Steve?\" That is, if \"Gustav\" doesn\'t stick...


Holmes

[Sexyredhead]

Ok, according to babynames.com, (where you can rename yourself!), it gave me the following names for you:

stylish: Scott Dagan McQueenie
traditional: Billie Nili Mcqueenie
wild: Sandro Davis Mcqueenie
creative: Karsten Darcy Mcqueenie
natural: Seghen Jesse Mcqueenie
quiet: Lew Tamal Mcqueenie
friendly: Hunter Haruni Mcqueenie
philosophical: Moon-unit Leonardo Mcqueenie
ambitious: Tokala Thor Mcqueenie

So there you have it, Thor. You might flip over there, because it will give you countless names. I was a bit disappointed in the philosophical one. Moon-Unit and Leonardo aren\'t the most philosophical people I could think of...
But hey, you can\'t go wrong with Billie Nili. At least it rhymes. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

[Holmes]

Great suggestions, SRH! I\'d always longed to be a member of the McQueenie clan...

rock\'n\'roll bad boy: Dweezil McQueenie


Holmes

[Icarus]

All fantastic suggestions.



Sssssst

[Kari]

Spike is a drop-dead-gorgeous blond vampire. Can you go out in the sun?

[Kari]

\"Call me Ishmael.\"

[Kari]

How about \"Steve\" in another language. Like, \"Etienne?\" That\'s a sexy French version.

When I forget names in critical situation, I just call people, \"Darling.\" &lt;g&gt;

[Kari]

..or Esteban.. Wait! Gloria took that one.

[Kari]

..or even something a little TV soap, like Rhone, Ridge, or Cameron.

[Holmes]

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\"Call me Ishmael.\"

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Okay, Ishmael. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Always thought \"Alpha\" was a great name, too...\'specially for tempermental West African Reggae dudes who studied at Columbia. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]


Holmes

[Icarus]

Thanks Kari... you really got into this one!

(or were you merely trying to bump your post numbers up quickly.... [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img])

I usually call people \'spud\' when I\'ve forgotten their names...

\'Etienne\' is pretty cool... but someone I know came up with a fabulous pen-name for me... but I can\'t spell it.

I\'ll have to get them to write it down.

Keep \'em comin\' if you gots \'em...

Sssssst/Ishmael/Etienne/Spike/Steve/Billie Nili/Gustav/Algenon/Big Hung Stud(!)/Algonquin

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[Holmes]

How about \"STEEL!\" Or maybe just plain old \"Nicko?\" Or, hell, I dunno...\"Fannie Wong?\"

(In the words of Noel V. Ginnity: \"Write it down, it\'s a good one!\")



Holmes

[EXIT63]

Buck Naked

[Holmes]

Wasn\'t he a porn star? [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]


Holmes

[franki]

What about your nick, Holmes? Inspired by the famous porn star? [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

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Wasn\'t he a porn star?

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