We Want Your Soul, Inc.

[Holmes]

www.wewantyoursoul.com


Holmes

[Sagacious1420]

Dude this sucks! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] My soul\'s only worth about $10K? I suppose it would be of more value if weren\'t for the fact that 90% of ppl have a purer soul than me. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

Hey numbers don\'t lie and it\'s on the internet so it must be true. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

[Andy]

91% of people have a purer soul than you

ouch!

weeeeell ... ok ... already knew that ;P

[Bruce]

Check out the testimonials page. This one\'s a crack up.

Selling my soul was the best thing that I ever did, not only do I have a whole load of money to spend, but now I no longer have to worry about being nice to people - as no longer have to worry about what happens to my soul when i die.

JD, Kensington

[Holmes]

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] Yeah, that one\'s great.

I love this:

\"Incredible. Thanks for the cheque, I have now just bought myself a brand new SUV with a pile of money I got for something that I wasn\'t using anyway.\"


Holmes

[Sagacious1420]

Hey Andy-

Yea, it really wasn\'t much of a shock. But a higher percentage than I would have guessed. As I\'ve been saying for years...I\'m only slightly evil...just enough to be interesting. Denial perhaps?

Holmes-

Thanks for the link. I\'ve forwarded it to some friends and we\'ve been having a blast w/ it. Funny stuff, indeed. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[Holmes]

[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] You got it. I must admit, though, that its comedic value waned considerably for me after I contacted the organization earlier today. They told me that my soul had a street price of less than US $10k! The reasoning? Not evil enough, not evil enough. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

Holmes