TOP TEN PENISES !!!!!

[EXIT63]

Made you look ! [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img]

[Elana]

mmmmm Guess who was the first one to look? [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/blush.gif[/img]

[EXIT63]

Dorkette! [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img]

[Elana]

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[Elana]

Interesting how many views this thread has had. I KNOW that all of those opening it aren\'t all women. [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/laugh.gif[/img]

[Phantom]

We\'ve been tricked!!![img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/shocked.gif[/img] I hate those little red numbers [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/frown.gif[/img]

[franki]

\"Interesting how many views this thread has had. I KNOW that all of those opening it aren\'t all women. \"

You know, a lot of (hetero) men are even more obsessed with penises than women. [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/blush.gif[/img]

Franki [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img]

[seadove]

Speak fore yourself.

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[franki]

lol, I saw that one coming ...... [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/tongue.gif[/img]

Seriously, a lot of men are occupied (too much) with it. Look at all the discussions about penis size .. I am not an exception.

Franki [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img]

[MadDoctor]

To paraphrase Margaret Cho:
\"When I go down to Subway, I get a 6 inch sandwich. Why bother looking at the 12 inch sandwiches when you know that you can only eat a 6 inch one?\"

Next time you watch a porn movie where some guy is freakishly long, watch the stupid genital close-up. He\'s not going in all the way, because even if he bangs into her cervix until she doubles up in pain, it\'s simply not going to fit. He can\'t put pressure where she\'s most sensitive. Nor can he be enjoying the size mismatch. What guy would want to never be able to put it in all the way?

You won\'t hear women complain if your thang is thick, or bumpy, or has the right sort of curve to it, but if you have much sexual experience at all, you\'ve probably heard the words \"Not that position, you go too deep.\" The average woman has room to comfortably accomodate the average guy, that\'s how we\'re made. Too much longer than average and you\'d be limited to a small percentage of possible sexual partners (with the exception perhaps of those who\'ve had a lot of kids). Wouldn\'t it stink to find the woman of your dreams, only to discover that she was in a lot of pain every time you did it?

Mother Nature\'s no dummy. If women don\'t respond to a guy in bed, maybe it\'s that they want 20 minutes instead of 2, or that he shaves twice a week and is scraping the skin off their faces, or that he should remember to brush his teeth before attempting early morning fun. Maybe she\'s feeling unappreciated, or worrying about unwanted pregnancy. Maybe he just doesn\'t know how to be a good lay, and should work on the basics.

A youngish friend of mine typifies this sort of fundamental mistake. His wife had been showing little interest in their physical relationship, and he wanted to buy her a love toy to try to perk things up. Having the typical guy misconceptions, he automatically thought she\'d like an enormous dildo. WRONG! No interest whatsoever. But she fell madly in love with a coil vibrator, which isn\'t suited to penetration at all. And their bedroom has been buzzing ever since.

It can be hard to get women to talk to you, in full detail, about what they like. But do squeeze all the information that you can out of them, because, like my friend, your preconceptions are probably wrong.

(Those of you who have repeatedly been the first guy to give a woman an orgasm, benefitted from word-of-mouth advertising from women you\'ve slept with, and had partners stare at you wide-eyed while saying, dead serious, \"You have a real gift!\" may disregard this advice. You already know that yours is the right tool for the job, and are too secure with your sexuality to worry otherwise.)

[franki]

MadDoc, I didn\'t say I have a short penis. Actually mine is (slightly ) above average. I have other issues though ....

Franki [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/tongue.gif[/img]

[MadDoctor]

Sorry, that rant was in no way directed at you, I agree with you. It was directed at the (recurring) topic itself, and others like it. This particular thread was kind of cool in that it was a joke, but I see a lot of posts around here which are displays of ignorance, inexperience and stereotypes. Just had to let off some steam.

[franki]

That\'s cool. [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img]

[CJ01]

Let off steam if you want. It´s really nice to hear such things from a guy once in a while [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img]

It´s true about what you mentioned about sizes too. Ask anyone who works in a sex shop and they´ll tell you that the majority of women prefer average sizes but men who buy for their gfs and wives go for the really big ones.

Anyone know that song `Perfect 10´ by The Beautiful south?
If you have concerns listen to it. It will just put a smile on your face [img]/ubbthreads/images/icons/smile.gif[/img] I heard it on the radio not long ago and it always makes me chuckle somehow.

[koolking1]

Big, small, average - who cares; what you really want to hear from the ladies is that it\'s lovely!!!!

[Holmes]

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To paraphrase Margaret Cho:
&lt;br&gt;\"When I go down to Subway, I get a 6 inch sandwich. Why bother looking at the 12 inch sandwiches when you know that you can only eat a 6 inch one?\"

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LOL...And yet she raved about how \"good\" Chris Isaak and Quentin Tarantino were. Hmm...

[Enticing]

Or,..... you could just get a man with an awesome oral talent... eh Mobes?? [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

LOL!

[MOBLEYC57]

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Or,..... you could just get a man with an awesome oral talent... eh Mobes?? [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

LOL!

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I wouldn\'t know Lady E. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] Not into that kind of stuff! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img] But if you\'re speaking fer yeeself from a lady\'s point of view, and I hope you are, if <font color=\"blue\">awesome oral skills</font> is what makes you sleep with a smile on yee face...then you\'re damn skippy!! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] You deserve to and should be happy! I\'ll be your <font color=\"red\">Huckelberry</font>!! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] Annd I don\'t need no stankin bib either! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img] All women should be happy when it comes to sharing their nectar! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

What ya been up to lately? Yer heart-throb got you pinned down and kicking yer heels wit a smile on yee face? [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img] Glad yer still ahlive! Miss ya much! Tootles! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

[CJ01]

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LOL...And yet she raved about how \"good\" Chris Isaak and Quentin Tarantino were. Hmm...


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they have 12 inchers wow [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

The things is that big d*cks are a real turn on, I mean much more than a small one. But when it comes down to taking one in the will can be stronger than the womans body/anatomy allows for.
Mind you the more you´re turned on and with the right mega sexy man ... hmmmmmm [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
CJ

[Holmes]

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they have 12 inchers wow [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

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Hee hee. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]


Holmes

[CJ01]

you seem think that´s amusing Holmes, why? tell Dr. CJ Watson please [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Charisma]

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The things is that big d*cks are a real turn on, I mean much more than a small one. But when it comes down to taking one in the will can be stronger than the womans body/anatomy allows for.
Mind you the more you´re turned on and with the right mega sexy man ... hmmmmmm [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
CJ

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I thought you\'re a big hairy lesbian? [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] What do you then, tie one on and pretend to be an mega sexy man? [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[CJ01]

WTF !!!

[Charisma]

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WTF !!!

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Yes exactly, to f... [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[Elana]

CJ was a wanna be lesbian. She never did the deed.
She is all woman. I love that CJ appreciates the dick like FTR and I do.

[Holmes]

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you seem think that´s amusing Holmes, why?

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[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] ...well, Dr. Watson, mainly because the effectiveness of Subway products in the hands of Mssrs. Isaak and Tarantino isn\'t at question here. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Holmes

[CJ01]

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CJ was a wanna be lesbian. She never did the deed.


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How do you know [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]



Plus I refuse to be insulted [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] or let other (real) lesbian be insulted in whatever way - just a warning to all!

[Elana]

I am sorry you felt I insulted you. That was never my intention. I was just teasing you, Ms. CJ [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[CJ01]

It´s okay I wasn´t referring to you Elena [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[CJ01]

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You were right on the first one. Private session is with me, myself and I


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ahem Sherlock, have you been at my personal supply of `on prescription only´ drugs again? I´m missing some of my needles and stuff to! Honestly, you should see a doctor about this [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]