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    Default I want my FTR :-(

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    I think Renee is on a similar cycle as me, so she is probably going through it too now.

    I have some out of control PMS. You forget how horrible it is until you get a major case. I don\'t get it this bad every month. This is like a twice in a year monstrosity.

    Ladies....does anyone know if alcohol will make it worse? I want to make myself comfortably numb. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

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    Sorry to hear that. So, I guess chocolate isn\'t enough at a time like this?

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    Default Re: I want my FTR :-(

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    I want my FTR :-(

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    Me too! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

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    I want my FTR :-(

    <hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\"> Me too! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

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    Same here.

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    Default Re: I want my FTR :-(

    Same here

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    Default Re: I want my FTR :-(

    Me too. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

    I dunno about alcohol, but a nice pain pill wouldn\'t hurt. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
    I get that 2-3 times a year PMS too. It really sucks. Best thing for me is to be around sympathetic people and give in to all the cravings/fits it brings. You\'ll feel better if you do. Just try not to do too much damage. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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    Sorry to hear that your suffering Elana.

    Yes, alcohol will actually worsen your mood swings, and it really isn\'t strong enough to numb the pain unless you drink a whole lot. (Then you have a hangover...a different problem.)

    You can safely take up to 1000 mg of Advil on an occasional basis, and that should help the pain. Surprisingly, the things I\'ve read all suggest exercise (the more intense the better), and want you to avoid caffeine and chocolate. Of course, the thing you want to do the least is go run a marathon.

    I\'ve always preferred a hot bath and loud music, but that\'s just me.

    Fortunately, PMS doesn\'t last forever. Hang in there.

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    yes, exercise. Many hours of f*cking should do the trick. Get rid of that kink in your kidneys and get those endorphines to drive out the bad feelings. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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    Default Re: I want my FTR :-(

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    I want my FTR :-(

    <hr /></blockquote><font class=\"post\"> Me too! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

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    Same here.

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    Right On! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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    Default Re: I want my FTR :-(

    try weed, no hangover. Or, treat yourself to a massage and a few good stiff drinks and hit the sack.

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    Thanks for the advice ladies and men. A lot of crap going on in my life now, and it\'s hard for me to deal in this condition. I feel like I am falling into a pit. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] I just need this horrible feeling to go away. This magnifies everything 1000 times. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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    Lady El....a cummer will weaken it for a good minute or two. Sorry about yer pains. Speaking of FTR...she\'s not locked up is she? I miss that tilted Redhead. You hear that!!? {{{{SMOOCH}}}} That\'s from Mobley! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img] Speaking of FTR...maybe if you shoved a pair of scissors up someone\'s you-know-what, and beat\'em with a baseball bat, you may feel better. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] Stay the course Lady El. Women can go to the Doc for that can\'t they? [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] Miss ya FTR! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] No one can talk dirty to me like you do. Tootles! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

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    Default Re: I want my FTR :-(

    Thanks peeps, and thank you for the PM\'s.

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    Default Re: I want my FTR :-(

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    she\'s not locked up is she?

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    No, she is actually free. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

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    Yes Renee, Please come back, we all miss you.Although it means I\'m gonna have my a$$ kicked in every now and then by you but it\'s worth it for the general public.

    Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeze? (Ain\'t I sweeet?)

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

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    Default Re: I want my FTR :-(

    I had a dream last night, where she was posting again.. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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    Default Re: I want my FTR :-(

    I had a dream about being one of Sophies horny hounds! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

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    Default Re: I want my FTR :-(

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    I had a dream about being one of Sophies horny hounds! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

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    that\'s sweet, you\'ve perked up my day!!

    elana, hope things are getting better, I totally relate!!

    where is FTR anyway? I don\'t get on here as much as I\'d like...so I\'m not up on current events.

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    she\'s not locked up is she?

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    No, she is actually free. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

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    Renee my love, come back to me,
    You know you make me horny, when you\'re talking dirty,

    I dreamed of you the other night, as I blocked the blows of your bat,
    You stuck the scissors in me ass, you know I like it like that,

    I can take you being mean to me, but no one else,
    Someone else tries it, and I get besides meself!

    Are you out wearing those black fishnets fer someone else,
    I\'m standing here with me boner in me hands...all by myself,

    I\'ll let you tie me up, and treat me bad,
    And when you\'re all done, I\'ll say, \"You\'re the best I\'ve ever had.\"

    What\'s it gonna take to make ya come back home,
    Come on Tilted Redhead, give this old dog a bone,

    I\'ll put you across me lap, and spank it real good,
    And if that gets yer fire started, you can play wit me wood,

    Can\'t let you pull me eyes out, fer then I couldn\'t see,
    Everyone would be mad at me fer missing the toilet, every time I had to pee,

    Where are you my love? Don\'t take too long!
    You know you\'ve become...me favooooorite song,

    I\'m sitting here butt naked, just awaiting fer you,
    And until you come back to me...that\'s what I\'m gonna do. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

    Come get this stiff two inches, and put out this dragon,
    I know! I know! I know! Sounds like I\'m bragging. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

    MISS YA TOOTS! YUP! WITH PLENTY LOVE - MOBLEY [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

    P.S. Got a hug I can borrow? [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

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    Default OK, me too

    I will admit that the forum is a lesser place without FTR and I miss her presence here.

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    I will admit that the forum is a lesser place without FTR and I miss her presence here.

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    That\'s from Mister Whitehall!!! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img] So you gotta come back and abuse me now!!! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

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    Renee my love, come back to me,
    You know you make me horny, when you\'re talking dirty,

    I dreamed of you the other night, as I blocked the blows of your bat,
    You stuck the scissors in me ass, you know I like it like that,

    I can take you being mean to me, but no one else,
    Someone else tries it, and I get besides meself!

    Are you out wearing those black fishnets fer someone else,
    I\'m standing here with me boner in me hands...all by myself,

    I\'ll let you tie me up, and treat me bad,
    And when you\'re all done, I\'ll say, \"You\'re the best I\'ve ever had.\"

    What\'s it gonna take to make ya come back home,
    Come on Tilted Redhead, give this old dog a bone,

    I\'ll put you across me lap, and spank it real good,
    And if that gets yer fire started, you can play wit me wood,

    Can\'t let you pull me eyes out, fer then I couldn\'t see,
    Everyone would be mad at me fer missing the toilet, every time I had to pee,

    Where are you my love? Don\'t take too long!
    You know you\'ve become...me favooooorite song,

    I\'m sitting here butt naked, just awaiting fer you,
    And until you come back to me...that\'s what I\'m gonna do. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

    Come get this stiff two inches, and put out this dragon,
    I know! I know! I know! Sounds like I\'m bragging. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

    MISS YA TOOTS! YUP! WITH PLENTY LOVE - MOBLEY [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

    P.S. Got a hug I can borrow? [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]


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    FTR-
    That\'s the best, by far!
    no matter where you are
    that\'s where you are

    Not here nor there
    no underwear
    lounging in your favorite chair

    a penchant for your forum presence
    humor, wisdom and iridescence
    don\'t fade into obsolescence

    FTR it\'s you we\'ll miss
    and even if you\'re really pissed
    we\'re blowing you a cyber kiss

    just look at Mobley, he\'s no thug
    weeping onto his deep pile rug
    come on girl, give him that hug

    OK, maybe this poem is lame
    but I offer it w/ no shame
    the sentiment is still the same.


    ((((((((((SMOOCHES)))))))))))

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

    P.S. Got a poet I can borrow? [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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    <input type=\"radio\" name=\"option\" value=\"1\" />Duh, how many dabs in a drop?
    <input type=\"radio\" name=\"option\" value=\"2\" />I was wearin 62 drops of PI and this chick stepped on my toe..I think she wanted it!
    <input type=\"radio\" name=\"option\" value=\"3\" />Last night I had a threesome and none of the guys..uh I mean chicks wore makeup!
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    Exit, you need to add a poll choice that says \"What the hell is the point of this poll?!\" [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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    Exxxcuse me...did i bump you...terribly sorry? [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]


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    Clever, Sagacious. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

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    Hey, they can\'t all be gold! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

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    Women can go to the Doc for that can\'t they?

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    haha, yes we can but it´s a waste of time [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
    CJ

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    Elena, FTR´s too busy swinging back and forth but we´re here and I hope you´re feeling better again smooch CJ [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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    I want my FTR :-(

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    This forum is like a big box of crayons. Some people are all over the forum, like blues and yellows. Some people are less prominent, like the burnt cienna crayon.

    With FTR gone, it feels like we\'re missing the <font color=\"red\">red crayon<font color=\"black\"> from our box.

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