Getcha mind outta the gutter !

[TBiRD]

Tricky Questions

Be careful! GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER

1). What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means the same as intercourse?

2). What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?

3). What can you find in a man\'s pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it?

4). What word starts with f and ends with u-c-k?

5). Name five words that are each four letters long, end in u-n-t, one of which is a word for a woman?

6). What does a dog do that you can step into?

7). What four letter word begins with f and ends with k, and if you can\'t get one you can use your hands?

8). What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat?

9). What four-letter word ends in i-t and is found on the bottom of birdcages?

10). What is it that all men have one of; it\'s longer on some men than on others; the pope doesn\'t use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they\'re married?

ANSWERS: 1.(talk) 2.(legs) 3.(a twenty dollar bill) 4.(firetruck) 5.(bunt, hunt, runt, punt, aunt) 6.(pants) 7.(fork) 8.(Almond Joy candy bar) 9.(grit) 10.(last name)


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[pelotudo]

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I\'m still gonna go with these:
1.)FU&amp;#8364;K
2.)tits
3.)penis
4.)FU&amp;#8364;K
5.)cunt, etc.
6.)$hit
7.)FU&amp;#8364;K
8.)penis
9.)$hit
10.)penis

well, that was easy! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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Yeah, I\'m going to have to go w/ those too. I honestly couldn\'t think of a non-sexual answer for any of those questions... [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

-Jon