Funny Height Chart

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The Funny Height chart

Height of patience:
A naked woman lying down with her legs apart under a banana tree.

Height of frustration:
A boxer trying to scratch his balls.

Height of Innocence:
A teenager girl applying Clearasil to her nipples.

Height of Unemployment:
Cobwebs in the hole of the prostitute.

Height of laziness:
A guy lying on a girl and waiting for an earthquake to do the rest.

Height of Competition:
A guy peeing beside a waterfall.

Height of Sophistication:
Sucking nipples with a straw.

Height of Disgust:
While wiping after a good toilet dump, your finger pokes through the paper.

Height of Technology:
Condom with zip.

Height of Trouble:
A one handed man hanging from a cliff and his ass itching.

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Height of Technology:
Condom with zip.


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