Escape from prison

[seadove]

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Three women escaped from prison. Two brunettes, and one a blonde.

They ran for miles until they came upon an old barn where they decided to hide in the hayloft and rest. When they climbed up, they found three large gunnysacks and decided to climb into them for camouflage.

About an hour later the sheriff and his deputy came into the barn. The sheriff told his deputy to go up and check out the hayloft. When he got up there the sheriff asked him what he saw and the deputy yelled back, \"Just three gunnysacks.\"

The sheriff told him to find out what was in them, so the deputy kicked the first sack, which had the first brunette in it. She went, \"Bow-wow\", so the deputy told the sheriff there was a dog in it.

Then he kicked the sack with the second brunette in it. She went, \"Meow\", so the deputy told the sheriff there was a cat in it.

Then he kicked the one with the blonde in it, and there was no sound at all. So he kicked it again, and finally the blonde said, \"Potatoes.\"


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[Sagacious1420]

Hey this one sounds familiar...wait a minute....


A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were convicted of a crime and sent to jail. Then they decide to escape, the brunette jumps up on the wall and then jumps in the bushes on the other side. The guards poke their heads around the door to see what the noise was so the brunette says, \"meow meow.\"
The guards say, \"Don\'t worry it was just a cat.\"

So then the redhead has to go, she gets up on the wall and jumps off into the bushes. Once again the guards come out and see what the trouble was and the redhead says, \"meow meow.\"

The guards say, \"oh never mind, just another cat...\"

So then its the blonde\'s turn, so she gets up on the wall and jumps off, and into the bushes. And the guards come out once again to see what all the noise is, so the blonde says, \"Don\'t Worry, its just Another Cat!!\"



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[seadove]

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so the blonde says, \"Don\'t Worry, its just Another Cat!!\"


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Your joke was nice too. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Somehow I prefer the \"potatoes\" joke. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] It sounds so .....actual. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]