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    Default New Alcohol Warning Labels

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    Due to increasing products liability litigation, American liquor manufacturers have accepted the FDA\'s suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees and lower back.

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

    WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcahol may Mack you tink you can tipe real gode


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    Default Re: New Alcohol Warning Labels

    SRH honey,

    I posted this one on 22nd January. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

    But I laughed again so thanks for sharing. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

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    Default Re: New Alcohol Warning Labels

    It\'s funnier to read this one out of SRH\'s feather [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]. Makes me think about her crouching around in a bar, singing (read groaning) with her panties down to her ankles.

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    Default Re: New Alcohol Warning Labels

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    with her panties down to her ankles.

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    Andy, shame on you!! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]


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    Nah Dove, I always tell them to leave the panties away, it\'s not my fault then. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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    Default Re: New Alcohol Warning Labels

    Seadove: No offense, but you\'re jokes aren\'t always funny, so I don\'t necessarily read them all.

    Sorry if it\'s a repeat. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

    Andy: How\'d you know I was posting from experience? [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
    Wait....Have we met before? Were you that guy that was in that place that night? [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

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    Honestly, no offense.Don\'t read my jokes. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

    But would you be offended if I make this my signature? [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

    http://www.chotasher.com/images/monkeys.jpg

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    Default Re: New Alcohol Warning Labels

    </font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
    But would you be offended if I make this my signature?

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    Again, you give yourself way too much credit. I don\'t think anyone here cares what you do.

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    </font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
    Again, you give yourself way too much credit. I don\'t think anyone here cares what you do.


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    You\'re really obsessed with ME Elana.Why don\'t you ignore me and everything will be fine.

    You keep sending me all those insulting messages and then you came in a spasm and say \"I don\'t think anyone here cares what you do\"

    See who\'s botrhering who?

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    You are a nut case

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

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    </font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
    You are a nut case


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    Yet another one of your insults, People like you have made this forum so ugly.


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    Default Re: New Alcohol Warning Labels

    </font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
    People like you have made this forum so ugly.


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    Well....women, because we love sex 7 times more than men, can act kind of bitchy if we only get off 6 times more than the man.

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    Default Re: New Alcohol Warning Labels

    </font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
    Honestly, no offense.Don\'t read my jokes. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

    But would you be offended if I make this my signature? [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

    http://www.chotasher.com/images/monkeys.jpg

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    I wouldn\'t be offended. Make it your sig. Make it your philosophy. Hey, make it your daily mantra. I really don\'t care.

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    Default Re: New Alcohol Warning Labels

    It\'s silly.

    I\'m not gonna stoop so low.

    There won\'t be any signatures.

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    Default Re: New Alcohol Warning Labels

    WFT I\'m gone for two days and Elana and seadove are mad at each other?

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    Sorry SRH, haven\'t seen this earlier. Yeah I\'ve been in some place that night and! I\'ve seen a crawling female and she even had redish hair (long). [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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    Uh-oh, was she crawling on a bar? Hmmm... that coulda been me. Let\'s just keep this to ourselves, eh? [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

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    I have no idea where she was heading for, but I think she didn\'t know it either. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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    Default Re: New Alcohol Warning Labels

    DVK, it was probably that night both of went to that bar and had a little too much to drink.
    Maybe Andy can fill us in on what all went on after we both blacked out? I seem to remember some gorgeous foreign guy...

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    I am sure it\'s better that you\'ve forgotten that. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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    Default Re: New Alcohol Warning Labels

    </font><blockquote><font class=\"small\">Quote:</font><hr />
    I am sure it\'s better that you\'ve forgotten that. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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    I couldn\'t have been you. That would be impossible to forget. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

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