Yeah show your parents what you learned about the opposite sex.
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<font color=\"red\">Have a wonderful 20th Birthday, Jon!!! </font>
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<font color=\"green\"> I hope you have a fantastic time tonight. </font>
use condoms [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
Yeah show your parents what you learned about the opposite sex.
Happy Birthday [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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Happy Birthday Pelotudo!
Bruce
And don\'t forget to change the age on your profile, big boy. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
Aww, I feel loved :P
Not much planned for today though. Tonight, on the other hand, I\'m going out w/ my friend and the 2 girls we hooked up w/ last night. Maybe she\'ll give me a \"special\" bday present [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]. Too bad I don\'t have Elana here though, things would be so much better. We could sit around a campfire in the hotel room floor, talking about the side effects of -none and -nol overdoses and singing Kum-Bay-Ah while roasting marshmallows... But I gues that\'ll just have to wait.
-Jon
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Heh, guess not. Her fault though. She neglects me and pushes me in to the arms of another girl looking for affection.
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Yeah, I don\'t really like marshmallows [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]
Bring some chocolate cake with no plates (I have a better place for you to eat it) and then we\'ll talk.
Panting and moaning is not talking sweatheart.
pelotudo, happy b-day!
Here\'s my b-day gift to you: I have figured out elana for you!
now, when ur sitting and talking with her, and she gets a little bored, whip out your penis quickly to get her attention, and then when you have her attention, put it back in your pants and continue talking/singing/roasting.
\"Kum-bay-yah my Lord! Kum-bay-yah!\"
::Elana looks a little bored, eyes are glazing over::
::Pelotudo whips out his penis::
::Elana grins::
::Pelotudo quickly covers his penis::
\"Kum-bay-yah!\"
::Elana pouts::
::Pelotudo grins, and sips some hot cocoa::
THE END
Just be careful you don\'t put it in the fire. \"Burning Penis Man\" is not an unreleased track by the Rolling Stones.
Happy B-day Dude! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] Aaaahhhhh, 20...I remember that old \"so close, but yet so far\" feeling. OK, maybe I can\'t actually remember that far back, but it sounded good. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]
Happy Birthday Pelotudo!
Have a good life.And a beautiful wife.
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Happy Birthday Pelotudo! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]
Happy Birthday, Jon!
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pelotudo, happy b-day!
Here\'s my b-day gift to you: I have figured out elana for you!
now, when ur sitting and talking with her, and she gets a little bored, whip out your penis quickly to get her attention, and then when you have her attention, put it back in your pants and continue talking/singing/roasting.
\"Kum-bay-yah my Lord! Kum-bay-yah!\"
::Elana looks a little bored, eyes are glazing over::
::Pelotudo whips out his penis::
::Elana grins::
::Pelotudo quickly covers his penis::
\"Kum-bay-yah!\"
::Elana pouts::
::Pelotudo grins, and sips some hot cocoa::
THE END
Just be careful you don\'t put it in the fire. \"Burning Penis Man\" is not an unreleased track by the Rolling Stones.
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ROFLMAO, BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA. I\'m going to have to try this. I\'m sure it would work perfectly every time.
It\'s over though, but certantly my most memorable BDay. Check my AWESOME night, Part II for the details.
-Jon
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