Girls are just like foods...

[Watcher]

THankyou, as a superman (tallmacky) i am also the worlds most supercomedian lol.

[seadove]

I\'m getting hungry. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

All this food!

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[marv14yag]

\"Women are like Alcohol because they make you act stupid around them, and then you are left with a terrible feeling lost brain cells, a limp dick, deja vu, slurred speach, and a addiction.\"

That\'s a good one.

\"I think I can function on alcohol. \"

My old stepdad (yeah, new one every week...lol)...He went 2 weeks on nothing but beer.

\"I would enjoy watching television all day.\"

You don\'t normally do that?

\"Guys - celery for A-None...\"

Actually, it\'s a-RONE!

And, there\'s this one girl that makes me think of apples...She looks like one, smells like one (lot of a-rone)....And cleergy, that\'s like those models...They alwyas eat celery, because it uses more calories to dijest thn you get from it.

Bart